Charity Starts At Home
Brit Brit and her family have donated to the Promises Foundation in L.A. an autographed portrait painted out of automatic transmission fluid and Pennzoil 30W motor oil. Joking. It's an oil painting done by Daniel Maltzman. How sweet, bitches couldn't write a check?!
The auction started out at $10,000 on eBay, so bid with confidence! If you got the coins to buy this piece of American history, get your ass to eBay. Winning bid will also receive choices of a case of WD-40, a box of 12-gauge shot gun shells and/or a year supply of beer nuts.
Pictured above is Brit Brit standing next to the glamour shot. The painting includes a letter of authenticity from Daddy Spears (who more than likely will be promoting in the near future, a boxing match between himself and Adnan), which states: "I hereby verify that the portrait of my daughter, Britney, has been in our home since it was completed by the Daniel Maltzman Studio."
What?! Bitch, you need some fucking glasses!
Next thing you know she'll be signing pictures of Vladimir Putin and passing them off as herself and selling them on eBay for $50,000. If the artist really wanted to make the picture more convincing, he should have painted a bag of Cheetos or a Frapp in her hand, hell even a picture of her dropping a baby out of her arms. Something!
You know what, I'm gonna start taking the pictures out of frames at Wal-Mart and signing them and selling them as myself on eBay. Bidding starts at $1.00 with a low reserve.
P.S. - Is it just me or does it look like a crow is pecking at her eye in the painting? She probably has a few Cheetos crumbs in there and he's getting himself a little snack.
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Britney, Where can I get a 'crow' coat??
My only question is WHY THE FUCK IS SHE POSING LIKE VANNA WHITE?!? She is suckin it in like CRAZY and her arms and shoulders look like a fuckin line backer. Enough of Britney please. Fuck. Dead this shit already. Ugh.
'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?'- The Fugees.
Thanks angry mom and i_angel!
DAE-
The Unfitney fans are delusional, eBay has anonymous bidding where you see something like y****i for the ID names but they NEVER make it unseen after its done unless the seller makes it a private auction, this was not a private auction. And, even if it was, if you have the auction number you can view it, private auctions can't be viewed from the feedback page, that is why when you view a feedback page and the feedback line says Private instead of an auction number and there is no link to view the auction. Its mainly used for sexay toys. ;)
This auction was without a doubt removed by eBay for a violation, trust me.
Yes, Unfitney's people can register for Giving Works and put it back up, it takes some time though. There are two ways they can do this:
http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/nonprofit.html
These rules mainly started after Katrina, there were literally 10,000's listing on eBay saying it was for Katrina victims it was like the Wild West, there were scammers etc.
You would think these dumbfucks would read the rules before listing this umm, Britney artwork.
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----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
UG_LY!
Ah i think we call them Burger Rings?
Anyway the cheetos were bacon flavoured so definitely had the breakfast element. i'm also following Brit's parenting plan, as on the same morning I allowed my 6 year old to re-heat a McDonald's apple pie for breakfast...so i could stay on here......
ok really i am going to work now.
thanks for clearing that up!!
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Submitted by tapgirl on September 14, 2008 - 8:19pm.
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They are puffed corn rings flavored like onion. They're pretty good except sometimes I think they taste more like celery salt.
oh and what are funyuns? I'm Australian, we don't have them here.....am i missing something good?
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Oops (in Brit's words) i disappeared for a while to search for that near empty pack of cheetos....may as well finish it.
I think skittles may be a fruit?
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
oh, and I don't care PSL but if britshit paid a visit to KY, it would be news, trust. Just like anytime George Clooney comes back here to take a piss or whatever.
yes speakit.....just had my first bonghit, and I am getting ready for the True Blood show on HBO, followed by Entourage.......
when the hell do new Family Guy and American Dad start?
Britney is doing a NYE concert at the Palms to kick off a tour. Yay.
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EvilShoe:
It took me a while to figure that out but...
I ♥ you:)
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Hey PSL! Good weekend?
Yes, the Spears place is in LA, but I think JL bought a house in Mississippi. Where the hell the shower was, who the fuck knows? (or cares?)
hey M.E and speakit!
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Better that I break the window, then him or her, or me
-Fiona Apple "Window"
Submitted by M.E. on September 14, 2008 - 7:59pm.
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KY? Don't they live in Kentwood, LA?
Isn't this the same dress she wore to jamie Lynn's babyshower in KY?
@Green Is Good
Lol! I doubt she could afford it, what with all the bills she's paying. I'm soo hoping she's going to go broke soon.
@Sandbitch
No. No. She can not come to Britian. We have Amy Wino. Pete "Dreamy" whathisface. There jusyt isn't enough room for another drugged up crack head. Even Scotland is too good for her.
Send her to France. The French can deal with her. Hell, they have Angie, why not Unfitney too?
Yeah - I'm liking that idea - France it is.
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
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*barfs on keyboard*
Now I know why I dont log in on weekends.
Hi bitches.
BYE BITCHES.
Submitted by Am on September 14, 2008 - 3:21pm.
The artist didn't even try to fix those droopy boobs.
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Hate to break it to you, but that's what real boobs look like without a bra.
tapgirl-yes they are and so are funyuns, johnnie walker, and skittles ;0D
i am not above acknowledging my many many many many many MANY mistakes boob3erries....thanx for correcting me or I would have continued imitating said yuppie english teacher and sounding like a jackass
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I just read that Russell Brand has dumped his GF so he can 'pursue' Britney. Wouldn't it be great if Britney moved her arse to Britain!
Submitted by angry mom on September 14, 2008 - 3:40pm
hehe you're the best, thanks for the edition *blush*
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Actually i need the name of Brit-Brit's therapist.....i sat here reading in my pyjamas for two hours yesterday when i got up, and i ate leftover cheetos for breakfast while i was doing it (cheetos are a cereal aren't they??)
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
omg evilshoe i fucking love you!!
you officially have a deraged fan
xxxooo,
angry mom
Where else in the world can this chubby, mop-weaved, shell of a person pose and smile with a crummy portrait of herself in all its pedophilic soft-porn glory?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Flatsy on September 14, 2008 - 11:36am.
I share your pain but without the crown, I guess you were there yesterday when I was crying for my toofy.
Hubby got me Vicodin, I'm in heaven now.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 14, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Oh the Unfitney fans seem to think that a private buyer has bought the painting for $$$$$$$$! lol
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Ha ha ha! Twatney is the the private buyer! Daddy upped her allowance, so she could buy this piece of crap back.
@ EvilShoe
Ah, I see. This may be a dumb question but - IF Unfitney & co, really wanted this to go ahead, could they re start the auction, by playing by Giving Works rules?? (registering as a chairty, etc..)
Oh the Unfitney fans seem to think that a private buyer has bought the painting for $$$$$$$$! lol
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 14, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Oh no, it didn't end on its own, eBay took it down. When you see this when clicking a recent eBay listing:
This listing (320297947174) has been removed or is no longer available. Please make sure you entered the right item number.
If the listing was removed by eBay, consider it canceled. Note: Listings that have ended more than 90 days ago will no longer appear on eBay.
Someone got spanked.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 14, 2008 - 4:35pm.
It wasn't listed according to the Giving Works rules. They were not registered as a Charity with the Giving Works logos in the auction.
They also said in the auction about the artists other items and how much they sell for with a link to their website that sold them (off eBay).
I wanted to see how long it took from the time I reported it to the time it went down, I forgot to time it. LOL
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 14, 2008 - 9:35pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes and EvilShoe, what did I miss? Was wasn't kosher about the auction?
Don't get me wrong, I love it. This was just another lazy attempt by Twatney to convince the world she's all growed up and mature, y'all!
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I don't know. I'm going to find out though.
I find highly unlikly that bidding ended after 4 days.
Amusing as it is, i'm actually shocked. If you agree to something for charity, then you should fucking DO IT. Not drop out four days later.
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
DreamyAguileraEyes and EvilShoe, what did I miss? Was wasn't kosher about the auction?
Don't get me wrong, I love it. This was just another lazy attempt by Twatney to convince the world she's all growed up and mature, y'all!
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 14, 2008 - 9:04pm.
*peeks in*
I just got back home and checked...the auction went POOF!
And that, my fellow sluts is why I am called EvilShoe!
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OMG
It's been removed.
This is why you should NEVER trust Unfitney Smears.
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Submitted by TITS on September 14, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 14, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 14, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I was just thinking before that I need Dlisted Detox. Because I am inside on a perfectly beautiful day commenting on lardass Britney instead of getting some rays.
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It's more fun on a nice day.
Even better if you can get on the computer while still in bed, unwashed while eating junk food.
Or so I'm told.
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TITS! Get outta my bedroom!
*covers self modestly with fabulous silk bathrobe*
this where the good old days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuHONd7iwoY
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 14, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 14, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I was just thinking before that I need Dlisted Detox. Because I am inside on a perfectly beautiful day commenting on lardass Britney instead of getting some rays.
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It's more fun on a nice day.
Even better if you can get on the computer while still in bed, unwashed while eating junk food.
Or so I'm told.
~Why didn't you just say, drink this wine - it's a merlot? (eddie)
l0ll! i see that crow too!
shit
that's some frapp/cheeto voodoo crap i wouldnt want that crow in my house!
*peeks in*
I just got back home and checked...the auction went POOF!
And that, my fellow sluts is why I am called EvilShoe!
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Dick happens! - MK
Aunt Bea , it's WAY to frikkin' hot and humid here to even think about going outside. Thus , my wasting perfectly useful time on crap.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 14, 2008 - 3:24pm.
I was just thinking before that I need Dlisted Detox. Because I am inside on a perfectly beautiful day commenting on lardass Britney instead of getting some rays.
*heads on over to X17*
In my boredom, I hopped over to X17 to see the Birfday party pics of SPF and JJF. I need a life! Anyway...
In all 12 photos they posted, Twatney is several feet away from the kids. The Nanny (or whoever it is), and Grandpa Jaime are the ones looking after the kids, and making sure they don't break their necks in their motorized cars. Brit's just standing around, smiling from a safe distance. God forbid, she might have to change a dirty diaper.
double post
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
@ Salem13
She's meant to try to get cistody back "soon". (Yeah right)
@ Aunt Bea
The reason why Kevin is throwing the kids a second party is because he wanted the boys to spend time with Unfitney
Here's the quote (from BH)
"Kevin wanted Britney to have some alone time with Sean and Jayden for their birthdays," says the source. "He's throwing the boys his own party at his house later this weekend."
Kevin is currently in Vagas, celebrating the opening of a new club.
I think Kevin is a good dad. You hardly ever see pics of Kevin with the boys. (unlike Unfitney, who seen with the boys every chance she gets)
@PSL
Of course. I doubt she spends anytime with the boys without thinking of way to get her fug face on the cover of a weekly.
Expect an OK! exclusive on how Unfitney "loves" her boys & talking about what dhe did for the bdays.
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Birthday party was another photo op. Now she can get the cover of Us Weekly again.
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I had to break the window, it just had to be
Better that I break the window, then him or her, or me
-Fiona Apple "Window"
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
All these parties. What those poor kids need are loving parents. I don't know what kind of a dad Kevin is but if him leaving his pregnant girlfriend is any indication, then I'm guessing not a great one.
If shes getting all this attention, awards magazine covers so on and so forth, for just putting on underwear imagine what she would get if she actually showed any interest in her kids. I wonder if she'll ever ask to get custody back?
Submitted by No Words on September 14, 2008 - 7:48pm.
Suck it in, Swamp Thing. I despise Britney, I really do. This is what she was doing in between her sons's birthdays? What a fucking loser.
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She threw a double bday party for them on Saturday
(which probably means that she wont be seeing Sean today)
Oh & she didn't throw the part at her house, she threw in the Maloof's back yard. Charming.
http://www.britneyres.com/thumbnails.php?album=3137
Kevin plans on throwing the boys another bday next weekend.
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
Twatney's inner monologue: "Lookie at me y'all. Ahm doin' charity work! Ahm such a good person, y'all! Now, whut are mah boo-boos names agin?"
It would be damned depressing to have a big painting of yourself when you were thin when you're trying to shape up. Well it would be for me.
At the risk of being all alone, *wince* I think she comes across a really nice sweet girl deep down, just never ever had a chance to develop normally. Fame fucks brains.
Imagine what she could have been like as a person if she never achieved fame. I can see her being happy and balanced teaching dance to kids and raising a family.
I don't think she's fortunate at all.