I'm Not Lovin' It
When Wonky McValtrez isn't busy making fuck tapes and boning everything with a peen she can get her rat claws on, she's out doing normal people stuff. Only when she does it, she still looks like a dumb prostitute who forgot to wipe the jizz from her eye.
First, the Garbage Pail Kid flunky was at The Ivy with her mutant kin, Nicky. Then, approximately two hours later after being stuck in traffic, she stopped at McDonald's for worm burgers and fat ass fries. Delicious! I wonder if she got a sperm McFlurry with that? McSpermie!
For someone who's so skinny, why does she stuff her nasty mouth in a two hour time period? It's one of two things, either she's knocked up since "everybody's doing it," or her crabs have quite an appetite. I'm going with the latter.
And why is that McDonald's employee smiling at Wonky?! They never smile at my ass! They usually just roll their eyes at me, suck their teeth and then tell their co-worker that they can't wait to get their "drink on" tonight.
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Damn, Some ppl have all the luck! They can eat fatty foods and never get fat *crying*
Actually that's my neighborhood Mickey D's (yeah I typed that)and those lovely bitches ALWAYS smile like that. They're sweet.
And no, that's not very "green" of me so I never wrote that.
http://www.modegreen.com/
I still want to hit it. Other girls I shouldn't want to do but do anyway, Shannon Doherty, and Aubrey O'Day.
*****FAKE*****FAKE******FAKE******
This shit is staged... since when does McDonalds take the straw out of the paper, put it in the cup and then give it to you?
I call bullshit.
I'll say this...At least Parisite seems to have gotten over her "pets are accessories" phase.
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Paris looks DISGUSTING. She has aged 25 years in 24 months, she looks about 50. Hell Madonna looks younger then her. Fuck Paris. Who the hell gives a shit if she eats McDonalds she is a fuckin bulimic head case so you know she just goes and pukes that shit up anyways. She is so REPULSIVE, looking at her skin up close makes me want to puke.
'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?'- The Fugees.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
I have been so busy lately all I wanted to do was get back here and read my hollywood gossip and I kept hearing wonky mcvaltrex running through my head!
the micky d's peeps usually look at me like they are scared, after all, they have seen very little minorities.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
she's wearing one of her OWN cheap purses hahahahahaaa
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
It's time for Tina Fey again!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBzPQ5MKlNw&feature=related
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
*looked again* Yeah, I guess it IS a McDonalds, I was wrong. But, is she driving a Ghentley? Ghetto Bentley? That car she's driving is fucking majorly ugly. *checks* It IS a Ghentley! I knew it! It's a Chrystler, disguised as a Bentley. I remember way back when, like three years ago, when Paris Hilton actually did have a Bentley, but let her boyfriend at the time Stavros Niarchos wreck it, and they both walked away from the scene. Ah, how time flies...
Is that really McDonalds? I swear that looks like the In&Out on Orange and Sunset Blvd...
I miss the days when she was out being a public embarrassment. Being a private embarrassment isn't nearly as entertaining.
Also, that cashier may work full time at McDonald's, but Paris still handles more meat.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
i like it better when i don't hear anything about this tramp...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
you can already see she's has an obvious depth perception problem, she's like 2 feet behind the window. pull up you dumb bitch!
bollards...that's what you call them? cool. I always called them the poles for dumb ass folk who couldn't miss the side of a brick building. I can't believe how many people scrape their cars on them regularly!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by jussayin on September 15, 2008 - 10:42am.
I bet she hits that post with her car every time....
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She probably never drives the same car though Macca's twice!
DANG! I hit the bollard at McDonald's
*Honey! Paris needs a new car*
DANG! I hit the bollard at McDonald's
*Honey, paris needs a new car*
DANG! I hit the bollard at McDonald's
*honey, paris needs a new car*
Honey, maybe we should get Wonky's eye fixed.
Is she wasn't a Hilton, she'd be lucky to get a job at McDonald's.
This should SO be a "What the Hell Kinda GD Outfit Is That?".
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I bet she hits that post with her car every time....
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Is this person going to wear fake blue contacts and fake blond/white hair for the rest of her life? SAD.
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She is smiling because she wiped her ass with the bun before she put it on Paris' burger. Wouldn't that make you smile? I believe the bulemic rumors and that she does this for show. With all of the shit people have put in her food, if she really had eaten it she would be long dead of E. Coli.
I wouldn't be able to resist the urge to *whoops* and *fumble* and drop that thick-shake right into her lap. Then I'd quit.
who?.....
lol
The only time I've ever wished I worked at a McDonald's.
That post was pure poetry - especially the mention of "rat claws" and "her mutant kin, Nicky." Fucking brilliant and so very true!
She asked for "special sauce" and got it. The fry boy knew exactly what she was talking about.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Ha ha, Team Valtex!
The cashier is smiling because she didn't wash her hands after visiting the ladies room, and then handled Parisite's order.
Actrss16, I wondered who she was. I thought it was a personal assistant or something. She does have really pretty hair though. But doubtless she can afford it.
The cashier is only smiling because it feels so good to spit in Paris' shake and not have her catch on.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
The lady in the background with the ugly belt and straight black hair is her aunt--the biggest attention whore of them all.
Aunt Bea, yes, she does....MK has ragged on it many times!
Not only that, but she is teaming up with the Fucker Seacrest to make ANOTHER show.
Ryan Seacrest needs to be shot and killed.
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I had to break the window, it just had to be
Better that I break the window, then him or her, or me
-Fiona Apple "Window"
OMG! was switching channels and Paris has her own show on MTV. WTF?! I thought this crotch rot was on her way out? First Britney and now Paris? Prepare for the Apocolypse. It's coming.
she's got big feet cuz she's a big boney-assed twat. most angular bitch around. bone arms, bone collar, bone face. bitch has man-sized shoulder bones. And big, man feet. bitch might have a peen bone too.
I have never felt so much hatred for someone I've never met.
I can't beleive she has her own show and that people are willing to go on and make complete IDIOTS of themselves. I wish a plague of Herpes and Chlamydia on all of them, if they don't already have it.
Jaded Rose...Stewie is my hero! That's hilarious...aww....I so hope someone hocked a loogie in both her diet coke and cheeseburger. And not ejaculated in it either because it's normal for Paris to swallow sperm all the time anyway...
Your face!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 14, 2008 - 9:53am.
Submitted by luscious_t on September 14, 2008 - 10:50am.
Yes, yes you can 'kick the pot'. Just like any other habit.
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Well, my kitty could quit the 'nip if he wanted to. He just doesn't want to right now. 'kay?
@PSL,
I am a perfect ten in the shoes. Am 5'7" and it looks to me like I have clownfeet. I need to buy a smaller car for them tho! LOL...
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Thanks, Mrs. K!
With feet that huge, I'm thinking the gas & brake pedals take up more than half the front seat floor space. *visualizing the possiblity*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
The McDonald's employee is smiling because she hocked a massive loogie in Wonky's delicious beverage. To quote Stewie Griffin . . . "Bon appetit, douchebag!"
Hi paris herpes!
As someone with size 11 feet I can tell you it's like walking in swim fins.
Thank dog there are more tall women these days and there fore more large sized womens shoes. I hate having to buy mens shoes. (except when they're exactly the same, just cheaper. grr)
MK please ban people who say first on a post.
Anywho, McDonalds is nasty enough for Wonky here I guess. She needs to eat to keep her figure...you know the whole binge and purge regimen needs constant practice! How else...damn her feet are HUGE! Can you get feet reduction surgery?! I'm 5'2 and have size 6 footsies...I can't begin to imagine huge feets on such a bony and skinny skank like Paris!
Your face!
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on the 9th thumbnail her feet look HUGE. What shoe size is she wearing, 14?
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angry mom : nah you sound well in proportion, my 5'4 frame does not carry my enormous size 12 feet as nicely ;) lol jk funny though i do have a friend who is 5'3 and skinny as shit with size 10 flippers...thankfully she has huge titties so her ends even each other out ahhahaha
my best friend though is 5'10 with 11 feet and ALWAYS squeezes into 9s or 10s...you should see what years of squeezing into tiny shoes have done to her poor feets *shivers*
McDonalds fries...YESSSS! Every now & then I combo the fries from Mickey D's with a vanilla frosty from Wendys.Buy the fries first ...then roll down the street a few blocks for the frosty.Bizarre I know but a strange ritual I go through about every other year for a two week run...like some animal migration pattern.Fast food Nirvana.That Mickeys drive-thru is in the skanky part of Hollywood.Close to Sunset.
Why are they still following this crabcake around?
Hey PSL!
psl, thanks love-I'm 5'8" so one has ever noticed
in fact i used to get them done and people used to compliment them quite a bit when I was younger...no worries...it is funny though to go back to that section and I'm fighting off tumbleweeds and trannys for some chanclas
El Bastardo- lmao, big feet=tight one would sound nicer to me :D
angry mom, if you are tall, then you are in proportion- you'd look ridiculous if you were 5'4 with size 11's, but if you are over 5'7, I'll bet you look fine.....:)
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I had to break the window, it just had to be
Better that I break the window, then him or her, or me
-Fiona Apple "Window"
Submitted by angry mom on September 14, 2008 - 5:28pm.
hose-I have the same size feet, running off to cry now ;)
Sideshow Bob? Is that you? Big feet = Big Cooter? Is that right? :o)
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!
1000 *slurps*
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