Cindy McCain Called, She Wants Her Hair Back
Here's the grotesque duo, Twit & Twat ,attending the 4th Annual Pink Party to Benefit Cedars-Sinai Womens Cancer Research Institute in Santa Monica yesterday.
Is there something fraudulent going on here (COUGH!!! fake ass made for TV relationship COUGH!!!)? Seriously, if these two were actually together, there's no way Heidi would let Spencer look like he just rolled out of a pile empty beer cans and puddles of his own urine. He looks like a fucking hobo. And not even a hot hobo who might give good sexy times.
And what the stitch popping pus draining hell is going on with Heidi's lips? They are out of control! Hopefully she keeps plumping her face labia's so they get too heavy to speak, let alone sing. She is such a famous-for-nothing dumb twat plastic surgery addict. If she continues jamming dirty needles in her face she will look like Mike Tyson punched her in the fucking mouth.
Say NO to cheap plastic surgery! You can do it Heidi, I have faith in you. Or should I say I have faith in your producers? Hmmm...
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gawd twit..(or is twat's) head is enormous...i despise both of these two useless creatures...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
He wore the same shirt to the gay lumberjack office party, AKA : the Jackoff.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
There is not one female in hollywood who has any real talent or natural good looks anymore.
MK, a comparison to Heidi is a disservice to Cindy McCain. Cindy at least has good taste in prescription meds.
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 8:58pm.
LOL!!
He was like, "Baby, I just finished my Emmett Kelly paint-by-numbers, so I CAN DO IT!"
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After applying the finishing touches to her face...on bended knee, the little bitch begged.."Wear, the clown shoes, baby. Wear the clown shoes! Pretty please?"
Ooops, gotta go! Gotta go find Bozo (our cat).
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Be bewwy qwoiet, we hunting cane toad.
Submitted by jussayin on September 14, 2008 - 9:01pm.
I don't think she knows her season....
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AHAHAHAHA
greyhound racing season?
I don't think she knows her season....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 14, 2008 - 8:56pm.
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LOL!!
He was like, "Baby, I just finished my Emmett Kelly paint-by-numbers, so I CAN DO IT!"
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Not to mention she looks like she's been playing 'big girl' with her mom's makeup.
I hope she didn't pay someone to do it.
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Spencie has been known to brush her hair. Maybe he took a liking to her makeup kit and did her a favor.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by Who Datt on September 14, 2008 - 8:53pm.
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The Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow with his pumpkin head is dating his horse!! That's big news.. and with halloween coming soon....
Could someone please explain to me what these two non-entities have accomplished to warrant even a micron of press? I don't get it.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 14, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 8:35pm.
That's her vanity plate.
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LOL! I've seen trannies with better taste in clothing and in partners.
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Not to mention she looks like she's been playing 'big girl' with her mom's makeup.
I hope she didn't pay someone to do it.
CTH - is your granny British? They be ornery creatures!
edited to add: My Nan (born 1913) on cheating men: "If one woman isn't enough, then a hundred isn't too many".
She once trudged through snow to the local pub because she heard my granddad was chatting up a woman called Mavis. When Nan burst into the pub, she discovered that Mavis was 86!
Fuck. What I would give to see them step into a bottomless pit.
My goodness, he really is a pumpkinhead.
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One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
--Alan Parsons
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 8:35pm.
That's her vanity plate.
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LOL! I've seen trannies with better taste in clothing and in partners.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Bitch wishes she was Xtina. And Xtina wishes she had this bitch's legs. I'm glad I don't watch much tv, I might actually know who this skank is.
HAHAH
A quote from my ninety year old grandmother in England.
"The things I see when I don't have my gun."
Gawd, I love that feisty, ninety pound bitch.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 14, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Ugly vain bitch.
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That's her vanity plate.
Ugly vain bitch.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by buzkill on September 14, 2008 - 8:08pm.
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LOL! You can say that again.
Not the post - just that up there.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Two in the cross-hairs...ahh, missed opportunities...
I think Heidi's wearing leggings from Lindsay's line............
Yaaaay Spencer and Heidi!!!! I love them!! ^_^
if you guys really want to get depressed, think about how much money they make.
life can be so unfair.
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
If this is the face of a 21 year old plastic surgery addict, I sure as hell hope I don't see her at 40. Bitch looks middle-aged and weird.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
MK
If only I was born a gay man instead of a straight woman, because I swear to God, I'd come to NY and blow you to the point of death,until you swore you'd never post about these republican loving, worthless ugly douchebags again.
Killing them would be worth the jail time.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I wonder about dudes that wear colored contacts.
I want a little feature showing pictures of celebutards au natural versus the colored contacts.
(don't spank me for saying this, well....nevermind. but, i think that cindy mccain has some similarities to princess diana. just my deep thought right now before i go back to the spanking...)
Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Lmfao. Your comment reminds me of my reply to her insult:
"Does it look like I enjoy sugar cubes?"
She didn't get it though.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
I've seen Tori Spelling look more attractive than this ho...who is this ho anyhoo?
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on September 14, 2008 - 7:42pm.
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As long as she didn't try to put a saddle on you, you're okay. :)
A few months ago I went and got my hair did. When the lady was almost done with me, she said, "Oh, you're going to look so cute! Just like that Heidi on The Hills!"
I almost spun the chair and knocked her teefs into her asshole.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
why the hell is his head so big?
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
she and Tater Head Willis could have a very lucrative snow-removal business together..
Oh, MK. You could have gone out or gone to bed without giving these losers your and our time.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
These two need to go away already.
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Oooohhhh...that's bad. And Spencer is rockin the Rihanna "crazy rooster" hair.
Please someone explain to me how she can wear rust colored shadow and pink lipstick. Nastay
Or are my monitor colors off..
GIVE HER AN APPLE AND A SUGAR CUBE AND SHES GOOD TO GO...
Heidi should NEVER wear her hair off her face like that.
Ever.
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I had to break the window, it just had to be
Better that I break the window, then him or her, or me
-Fiona Apple "Window"
LOL she looks bald and her shoes are disgusting.
From the waist up she looks like a wonky trophy wife. Waist down she looks like a tranny streetwalker.
Why can't THEY be recruited for $cientology?
And then decide they don't like it, and try to leave.
Then all of a sudden, they disappear.
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RIMADYL KILLS