JLo Actually Did It

bitch looks like a beached whale, smh

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Sit yo ass down!

Submitted by just a floozy on September 15, 2008 - 1:05am.
Tits and xplnyrslf:

"if you j-low lovers don't like whats being said here about j-low please go back to perez hilton or any other no brain site that worships this woman thank you."

I'm not a Jlo lover.
I simply appreciate her finishing a triathalon, in view of the fact, most people didn't think she could.
Many women return to work, and exercise after giving birth. It doesn't make them "bad" moms.

Im just glad her ass didnt swallow the entire bike in front of all of those families that were watching.
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congratulations, jlo!

too bad you're still a total jerk.

I don't understand why, since everyone posted she couldn't finish a triathalon, and she DID, you can't admit you were wrong.

It's not a matter of coming in 1st.
It's setting a goal and achieving it.
She did that.

I'd like to see all the continuing CRITICS haul their butts out, and do a micro-mini-triathalon.

10 minute dog paddle in the pool,(I don't want to hear any complaints about leg cramps, use your arms and get over to the side) 15 minutes on an exercise bike with resistance of 2, and running in place, until you get short of breathe. That's makes 26 minutes.

Let me know when you're done!

So much for CHANGING THE DIVA IMAGE....

Marc's birthday, Lopez drags him all over the country....They come back for a party, arrive in one outfit and leave in another. Who in the hell changes outfits in the middle of a party? And who brings a hairdresser to redo their hair and make up wizard?

What a LOVING mother and wife, to focus the day on them not HERSELF!!!

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“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”

She actually went through with it and completed the thing, so kudos to her. I have a feeling she wants to change the high-maintenance-diva image by appearing physically active and caring for others. She's doing some good by the same token so I'm down with J-Lo.

Skeletor would totally have broken in two under the strain!

Good for her. $127K was a nice gift, but I'm sure it will help lots of kids. Im sure JLoad spends that much on makeup people and stylists.

I had no clue Mateo was also doing this. Like that he didn't milk it for all that was worth.

My congrats to all those who participated.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 15, 2008 - 2:25pm.

I don't understand either why people say "she should be at home taking care of the kids"... I guess this is the cro-magnon gene talking. Or envy. Who knows ? :-p
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Thinking little babies should be cared for by their Moms is cro-magnon talk? *sigh*

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Evidently it isn't. You're taking it out of context. Saying that because she runs a triathlon, she must be a bad mother and she should have employed those two hours by spending time with her children is ABSURD !

Babies should be cared for by their PARENTS, not only by their mothers, by the way, and the fact that she took the time to run a triathlon doesn't make her selfish. It makes her normal.

Saying that a mother should be around her babies 24/7 and is a terrible selfish person if she doesn't is the kind of intolerant talk I described as cro-magnon. Sorry if you didn't get that.

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France, c'mon girl, don't be an invader hater

She and Janet Jackson are setting the trend for over-stuffed sausage casings.

So what's the real reason she got dumped as a Project Runway judge?

Submitted by angel_i on September 15, 2008 - 8:25am.

I don't understand either why people say "she should be at home taking care of the kids"... I guess this is the cro-magnon gene talking. Or envy. Who knows ? :-p
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Thinking little babies should be cared for by their Moms is cro-magnon talk? *sigh*
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Naturally.

I think she should be at home taking care of the kids because she said recently having babies made her more ambitious; aka, she's spent a whole 10 minutes with them since they were born. High five, Jlo, you egotistical twat. High five.

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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?

I don't understand either why people say "she should be at home taking care of the kids"... I guess this is the cro-magnon gene talking. Or envy. Who knows ? :-p
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Thinking little babies should be cared for by their Moms is cro-magnon talk? *sigh*

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I did a sprint distance triathlon too. (I'm a mother and 8 years older than her) my time was over 45 minutes FASTER than JLo's (I damn near beat Matt's time also) I only started training two weeks ahead of time....in a nut shell these bitches aren't in very good shape and most of us accomplish these kind of things without a word. Pretty sad when a soccer Mom can kick your ass. And hell yes, I wore lipstick the whole time.

She's a beast!

Good for her. At least she pushed herself to get back in shape and did something selfless with the effort she put forward. A triathlon is NO JOKE. I am really shocked and happy for her that she even finished. Hopefully the money she raised will help children that are in need of medical attention. Everyone who calls her fat is seriously delusional, the only thing 'big' (size 6 MAX) on her are her hips and ass NOTHING else on her is 'fat'. Her arms are in killer shape and I cannot believe she has abs after gaining like 80lbs with her twins. Good job Jen glad to see you thinking about helping others.

'Everybody wears the mask but how long will it last?'- The Fugees.

She will reward herself with a tortured animal's fur.

She will reward herself with more plastic surgery.

Slut with a big ass.

Submitted by TITS on September 15, 2008 - 5:32am.

Good for you! Well done. How did you reward yourself? It's nice to live in a body that's optimized isn't it?

And it is difficult doing all three. Way too hard for me. I can sometimes bike and swim, but because I bike so much walking is actually kinda hard for me. Silly muscle groups. Besides I get antsy when cyclists pass me when I could be riding.

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Hey thanks ! I'm sort of athletic (more than most, less than my brother... :-) but when it comes to sports, this is truly the most difficult thing I've ever accomplished ! But true, it is very rewarding for the mind to have done a triathlon, you feel like you can do anything (which of course isn't true, but still).

I don't understand either why people say "she should be at home taking care of the kids"... I guess this is the cro-magnon gene talking. Or envy. Who knows ? :-p

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France, c'mon girl, don't be an invader hater

Nice to see motherhood hasn't interfered with J-Lo's gargantuan ego.

This should be filed under "Bitch, please".

OMIGod she stopped racing to put on a WIG for a photo op...LMAO.

“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”

----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------

So, ummmm, J.Lo said this mini race thing that has taken up almost everyday for 4 months was for her kids. She wanted her kids to be proud of her. Well from the event site you can see she was stalling from the minute she got there not to do any of it.

Moreover, afterward, she should have spent the day with the kids but as you can see, J.Lo jetted back to New York, apparently slept while Marc feed the kids then dragged him out immediately after to attend HIS birthday party.

Can't get more attention seeking then that....what a whore.

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“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”

this must be the only good thing she has ever done if she is doing this for her kids its a waste because they need mama not nannies
see more news regarding triathlon of celebrities at www.entertainroom.com

@Gucci,
Really simple. She is effing happy it is over.

Katie looked bored at the end of her "marathon"...

LOL.
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Submitted by just a floozy on September 14, 2008 - 10:05pm.

Tits and xplnyrslf:

if you j-low lovers...
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I have never seen or heard anything this woman has done in her entertaining career.

To repeat - training, dieting and competing in a triathlon is a commendable achievement. Doing it so recently after having given birth is off the charts.

I'd rather read about this than the obesity and diabetes rates.

The hate for what this woman has done is odd.

One last comment then I'm done with this. Didn't Mathew Mconwhatever have a child just a few days/weeks ago? No hate for him here? Why is that I wonder.

DebFrmHell:

lololol how do we know some of her marathon wasn't done by limo? lolololol

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Well? It sure beats the hit out of Katie Cruises' marathon that was done by limo...
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Submitted by TITS on September 15, 2008 - 12:56am.

Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 14, 2008 - 9:39pm.

I totally agree with everything you wrote.
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O - I thought that read: it does take 40 hours a week to train (edited for clarity). I, myself, wouldn't know. But the truth is, she's done more than train - she's been on tv shows and gone to photo shoots and events. That girlie is WORKING. And I'm just about as liberated as they get and i STILL think a Mommy needs to stay home and get to know her baby (ies) in the first year.

There's nothing wrong with still being a woman, after all.

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tits:

i don't have to know what goes on in her home; constantly seeing her face in the media and everywhere you look tells me enough.

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Tits and xplnyrslf:

if you j-low lovers don't like whats being said here about j-low please go back to perez hilton or any other no brain site that worships this woman thank you.

Gucci, how do you know what happens in this womans home? How do you KNOW that she isn't spending 'quality' time with her children? How do you know that she can't conduct her life and career in a way that you could approve of?

And 4 miles isn't mediocre. And it sure as shit isn't mediocre combined with swimming and running.

This woman achieved something commendable. Look upon it as an example of what CAN be done.

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Are they negligent, by going back to work, after giving birth?
JLO and her husband don't have employment restrictions, that most of us have. They don't have 40 hour work weeks.

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whoring your children out for 6mil(for photos) and sticking your attention whoring behind in front of the camera as soon as you've given birth and then running a mediocre 4 mile triatholon is not good parenting. a bounding period is supposed to take place between parents and newborns for at least a few months. j-low was back in front of the cameras a few weeks after she gave birth. not good.
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Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 14, 2008 - 9:39pm.

I totally agree with everything you wrote.

The amount of hate contained within many of the comments on this story is shocking and really sad.

It is possible to be a good mother AND have a career OR train for a marathon OR.... etc etc etc.

Weird vibe here. Almost anti womens liberation.

This woman (and all the others that participated) achieved a very difficult goal that required not only training and dedication but almost strong mental stamina. The fact she was able to compete so recently after giving birth is commendable. I wonder if strenuous exercise helps with post partum depression?

Yes, she is selfish. What else is new?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Training for a triathalon, does not involve a 40- hour work week.
There are plenty of parents, twins or not, who have "X" amount of time off, for maternity leave, then need to resume their jobs, or lose their employment and benefits.
Are they negligent, by going back to work, after giving birth?
JLO and her husband don't have employment restrictions, that most of us have. They don't have 40 hour work weeks.

I think the perspective some have, is rather odd.
I'm simply applying the same standard.

Wow her foot magically healed in time for the triathalon....awesome! I'm so glad to see J. Lo. has her priorities straight...she just had twins and now this? Where in the world does she find the time? Well, if she'd stop attention whoring maybe we wouldn't make so much fun of her. Matthew Heyhey only beat her by less than an hour?! Wha...?! Power of the bong is right, he should have beat her by at least more than an hour...shit! He's SUCH a lazy stoner!

Your face!

bored as hell:

yeah they are rich but you know something? donald trump and bill gates are very loving parents. but i agree with you.totaly.

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Gucci-
Oh I know, just saying though...kinda sad. For the kids I mean. I feel bad for babies when they dont get the proper care and love they need from their MOTHER, not a nanny or what not. Whatever though, they are rich as hell.

bored as hell"

i am thinking the same as others, how did she find the time to train for this while having newborn twins? I mean, I have a 5 y/o and a 13 mo and I dont have a spare hour to myself a day! For someone who supposedly wanted kids so bad, this is a funny way of showing how devoted you are to them. Id rather be a good mother to my sons any day over doing a triathlon, but hey, i guess Im just silly....
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uh this is j-lo we're talking about; its always ALL about her.
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First off, loving how she looks with out all the airbrushing, hair/makeup team! She looks like a regular from the block chic, not the "hot superstar" shows almost anyone can look good with a team of professionals working on you! lol. And also, i am thinking the same as others, how did she find the time to train for this while having newborn twins? I mean, I have a 5 y/o and a 13 mo and I dont have a spare hour to myself a day! For someone who supposedly wanted kids so bad, this is a funny way of showing how devoted you are to them. Id rather be a good mother to my sons any day over doing a triathlon, but hey, i guess Im just silly....

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Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 14, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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"Yeah, that's exactly what I meant. Dumbass.

Where did you get that from what I said? Yeah, I thought so...voices in your head."

I can remember running out of bologne on Thursdays....

Submitted by just a floozy on September 14, 2008 - 11:15pm.

My kids are young adults.
No, I'm not JLO.

then Jlo told the crowd "I feel really great that you saw me, the great Jlo." (marc snickers behind her back)
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D

Submitted by AnonyMuse on September 14, 2008 - 5:05pm.

Well, as a proud finisher of a triathlon myself (my brother forced me to do one, i'm not naturally crazy), I have to say, CONGRATS to her !

Because even if I run regularly and exercise almost every day, doing IN A ROW swimming/cycling/running is much more difficult than just swimming or cycling or running...

I remember when I started running after puting my bike away, I thought that my legs weren't there anymore, and yet, I still had to keep on going... Let me tell that at that point, the effort is mainly in your head ! Forcing your brain to command your legs to keep moving... :-)
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Good for you! Well done. How did you reward yourself? It's nice to live in a body that's optimized isn't it?

And it is difficult doing all three. Way too hard for me. I can sometimes bike and swim, but because I bike so much walking is actually kinda hard for me. Silly muscle groups. Besides I get antsy when cyclists pass me when I could be riding.

Submitted by xplnyrslf on September 14, 2008 - 9:14pm.
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Yeah, that's exactly what I meant. Dumbass.

Where did you get that from what I said? Yeah, I thought so...voices in your head.

Submitted by MillyaBella on September 14, 2008 - 3:56pm.

The FOOT EXCUSE was an attempt to get out of going to this thing. Lopez booking a party for Marc's birthday tonight in New York days before his boirthday was an attempt to get out.
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I'd be curious to know how you know this to be true.

Bitch is still fug. With thunder thighs and cankles.

"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08

Submitted by speakit on September 14, 2008 - 3:35pm.

SHIT girl, you go on with your big booty self.

I have NEVER been physically fit enough to accomplish that and I probably never will be.

**eats caramel apple and lights a ciggie**
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Oooooh caramel apple from Rocky Mountain Chocolate factory? Shit. They're open until 9pm....

xplnyrslf:

shut the fuck up j-low and take care of your kids.