Thursday, September 18th 2008

Birthday Sluts

James Marsden (35)
Keeley Hazell (22)
Alison Lohman (29)
Emily Rutherfurd (34)
Xzibit (34)
Ami Onuki (35)
Jada Pinkett Smith (37)
Lance Armstrong (37)
Aisha Tyler (38)
Tara Fitzgerald (41)
Ricky Bell (41)
Holly Robinson Peete (44)
James Gandolfini (47)
Lori and Reba Schappell (47)
Anna Deavere Smith (58)
Fred Willard (69)
Frankie Avalon (69)
Robert Blake (75)

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Submitted by JoMama on Sat, 09/20/2008 - 1:11am.

Holy shit! James looks HOT! He was adorable in "Hairspray" (with MK's fav Zac Efron) & in "Enchanted", but DAYMN! Me likey...
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 5:32pm.

I HATE Anna Deavere Smith. She's an insufferable bitch.

To all the other sluts, happy b-day.

Put Aisha Tyler back on CSI now that Lawrence Fishburne is taking Bill Peterson's place.

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 4:51pm.

there are people from "new edition" that are over 40...

i cannot get over the fact that tony soprano is only 47...

holly robinson peete beat up robin givens back in the day...

somebody give aisha tyler a job already..she's great...

is robert blake the only "little rascal" left thats still alive?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 4:36pm.

What movies is he in? He's a HOT piece!

Your face!

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 4:16pm.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 18, 2008 - 3:45pm.
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Nope. I don't.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 4:15pm.

Am I the only one that doesn't find James Mardsen hot?

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Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 1:08pm.

Very few things make me wish I was heterosexual and female. James Marsden is pretty much the top of that list...

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 11:07am.

Peoples names are getting weirder and weirder.

Yay!! Fred Willard!!!

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Submitted by YesterdaysTrashQueen on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 11:02am.

I want to skydive in bliss of of Marsden's
cheekbones....ah. he's always delicious.
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Submitted by anonybitch on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:45am.

Aisha rocks. She needs more work, and not on shit like "Ghost Whisperer."

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Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:27am.

I swear, we Virgos rule the world.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:25am.

I want to look at this dude all morning.....
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:24am.

haha Speakit.. I'll find you!! muahahahahaha..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:24am.

Submitted by oklahoma on September 18, 2008 - 9:49am.

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um.. okay... Happy Belated Birthday! *throws salt at okie instead of confetti* {{runs}}

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:19am.

Submitted by speakit on September 18, 2008 - 9:37am.
Happy Birthday to Robert Blake cuz he got away with murder!

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well if you feel that way, you should have wished me a happy birthday a few weeks ago.. *refuses to blink*

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 10:07am.

Happy Birthday to Robert Blake cuz he got away with murder!

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:54am.

haha, I was talking about Disturbing Behavior yesterday w/ Katie Holmes, and he is in it, She always says "razor" in it. what a turd.. a lame turd.. I like the Blue Ribbons or whatever they are called.. Now that is some Yum!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:50am.

Happy Birthday Corny Collins (aka Marsden).
If you would like to see a good suspenseful and thought provoking film, rent The 24th Day with James Marsden and Scott Speedman.

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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:50am.

James Marsden is hot. That is all.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:45am.

Not sure who that boy is, but DAYYUM! Yummy!

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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:41am.

JAda you liar face your tiny tranny ass is over 40 and you know it you freaky scientology lovin lesbian!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:40am.

WHO the hell is this hot piece of ass??? SLURRRRP!
also : Alison Lohman (29)~was that a typo MK? cuz I'm sure that's Ali Lohan's real age.
good morning my lovely sluts!
:)

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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:37am.

Lori and Reba are amazing, because if I was connected by the head to anyone with my neck cricked like that 24/7, I would be homicidal.

Happy BD Fred Willard! Fernwood 2Nite and 5 bazillion other things...

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:24am.

James Marsden can sing me to sleep any day of the week. After the secks, of course.

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Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 9:02am.

35 huh? I feel decidedly less dirty now. Happy B-Day James!

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:49am.

HB to James Gandolfini and Fred Willard!

I've never been a big James Marsden fan, but loved him in 'Enchanted'.

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Submitted by Manbearpig on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:47am.

ooooo James Marsden enchants my vag!

And happy bday to Lori and Reba...although doesn't one of them like to go by "George" now?

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Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:38am.

Submitted by yepyepyep on September 18, 2008 - 8:34am.

I know, right. Why can't I see people like him at the mall? I get to see famous conjoined twins and occasionally Michael Constantine. (the father from My Big Fat Greek Wedding is from Reading, PA too)

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:34am.

Where does James Marsden live? I want to give him a very special Birthday gift. Me!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:29am.

happy Bday fred willard, you funny bastard!
his greatest role was in best of show.

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Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:25am.

Lori and Reba Shappell are having a birthday today? If I had known, I would have wished them a happy birthday at the mall last week. I saw them waiting for a taxi. They go to the Fairgrounds Square Mall alot here near where I live. I find their attitude totally amazing, considering their circumstances.

Frankie Avalon turns 69? I thought he would be older. I actually went to see him at a dinner theater with my mother, sister and a neighbor back in the late 70's. He was actually quite a little horndog.

Happy Birthday to them and all the other birthday sluts!

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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:23am.

James Marsden, mmmmmm.......

Happy Birthday Fred Willard! "Wha' happened?" I love your funnay ass!

Mornin' MK ♥

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:22am.

Habby burfday to all.

pssst...dude, put your shirt back on please.

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Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:16am.

James Marsden is hot!
Xzibit...get yo' cake pimped!
Holly...she and Johnny made 21 Jump St cool
Aisha Tyler...funny on Talk Soup, where is she now?
Jada! I love her swag!!
Ricky Bell....that girl is still poison!!
and HB all the other sluts

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:10am.

HB Holly Robinson Peete! I loved Twenty one Jump...St.

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Submitted by Snoogle on Thu, 09/18/2008 - 8:08am.

........ and my son who turns 21 today!
Happy B-Day sluts :)

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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.

I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day