Blame The Grey Hoodie
Last night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC, metal barricades were set up outside for Marc Anthony's stupid ass birthday party. HoHan, who is staying at the hotel, was making her way in when her big lesbian foot tripped over the barricade. Clumsy ass gayelle! HoHan mistakengly thought one of the pappies tripped her, so she turned around and punched him in the nose. Confessions of a broken snout!
TMZ reports that HoHan was on her phone at the time and said, "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."
The cops were called, but no arrests or charges were made.
A couple of weeks ago the "it" thing to do in Hollywood was to have get knocked up with twins. It looks like the newest "it" thing to do is to attack a bitch with a camera. Kanye did it, so did Nicole and now HoHan! Soon, the paps will have to start wearing armored suits and hire their own bodyguards.
If HoHan hit me, I'd probably just laugh it off. It would be the first time I was fisted by lesbo.
Click here to see the video. If you notice, HoHan is wearing a grey hoodie. Kanye also wore a grey hoodie when he attacked a pap. And remember that umbrella incident starring out very own Brit Brit? She also wore a grey hoodie. Grey hoodies bring out the rage in celebrity skanks!
Bring in that hoodie for questioning! Methinks there's a dangerous new hoodie gang on the loose and it must be stopped!
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Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 9:35am.
To answer your question:
A. Grey hoody MADE me buy short-shorts
B. See A.
This CAN be a very hot look, IF you're a Japanese schoolgirl with kneehigh socks, high heels and two pigtails.
i.e.
http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll162/felinashan/Cutie%20Fashion%203/...
*notice the undercurrent of hostility just below the surface...
However, if you saw my sausage legs in shorts you would understand why this purchase was such an outrageous assault on ME (by my hoodie).
P.S. There is NEVER a wrong time for lingerie with a cowboy hat and boots in public.
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 15, 2008 - 10:24am.
Damn its gotta suck to peak at 18.
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Submitted by radio siren on September 15, 2008 - 11:51am.
"I have to admit I'm a little pissed at this, only because if you or I had punched someone in California, we'd be trying to post bond this minute for misdemeanor battery. No questions asked."
The pap must not have pressed charges. He seemed pretty nonchalant in the clip.
I'd trip too, if I were wearing sun glasses in the evening, when it's dark.
Of course, all the flashing bulbs don't help.
I have to admit I'm a little pissed at this, only because if you or I had punched someone in California, we'd be trying to post bond this minute for misdemeanor battery. No questions asked.
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Now I know why I've been P.O. lately.
*throws gray hoodie in the garbage*
That is one ratty-ass lookin' gray hoodie.
That is not an authentic grey hoodie. It's a cheap cashmere cardigan that happens to have a hood. See? It has little pearl buttons! And it's pilled to hell - look at the sleeves.
There is no point in buying cheap cashmere because it will pill after the second wearing.
well, Lilo had to have some attention....we can;t have it all be on Marc Anthony!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 15, 2008 - 10:16am.
i'm on my way to the store right now...i can't wait to stand in grey hoodie section and get chosen...i hope i'm worthy...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Damn its gotta suck to peak at 18.
Submitted by letinstar on September 15, 2008 - 10:43am.
I get the feeling that if you were to go to the hoodie shop and say stand in the section with grey hoodies that your willingness to serve the hoodie would be felt, and your soul hoodie would recognize you and your power.
The hoodie knows, he beckons you to find him.
You have the calling! Go get yer hoodie! weeeeeeeeee!
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@lolo...so should i wait anxiously for my moment to be chosen or should i just come to the realization that i may never be good enough to be chosen?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
THE PAP SHOULD SUE HER ASS!!!
_Submitted by letinstar on September 15, 2008 - 10:39am.
You dont purchase a grey hoodie, a grey hoodie purchases YOU.
A grey hoodie is the chuck norris of the jacket world.
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From Lolo "I expect to see hair pulling, bitch slapping, wedgies, caps busted in asses, and paper cuts!"
Freaking funny shiot right there!
But seriously, I'll be back in awhile cuz I gotta go buy me some hoodies so I can get my beat down on 2!!! WOOHOO! I'm gonna tear some shiot up in this piece.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
dammit...do i purchase a grey hoodie so i can be down too?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Fair enough. But it's totally fashion forward to go out wearing lingerie with a cowboy hat and boots, right?
apeakit
thou who wear the leggings attire shall not judge onto the hoodie/short yeah, verily.
Cword, I remember a story about a group of tourists in NY from hawaii, and it was seventy two and they were freezing.
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@LoLo and CTH
I guess that makes sense. Whatever makes you happy.
I'm still gonna think it looks dumb.. I'M SORRY! I CAN'T HELP IT!
But I wear leggings so.. we can call it even.
My grey hoodie has often times acted a little snobbish with my other hoodies.
I do not own any sweat pants.
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At one point, I bought myself a red hoodie and tried to force it into the grey hoodie rotation... it just wasn't the same.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 15, 2008 - 9:46am.
yeah, I do the shorts and hoodie, see, sometimes in the midwest, we get really cool nights, but warmer days.
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Reminded me of something we joke about here:
Go to a beach in Florida when it’s around 60-65 degrees.
You’ll see people in long pants, sweaters, wool caps, parkas – those are native Floridians.
You’ll see people in shorts with hoodies – those are the visiting Canadians.
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Submitted by minnow on September 15, 2008 - 9:44am.
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LOL!
My son wants to wear long sleeve shirts and shorts. It drives me nuts. My brain overheats trying to find the logic when all he can say is "I like it." WHY??????
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 8:37am.
Oh and I read somewhere the desire to wear gray is a sign of mental problems. NOT JOKING
Well, my gray cat is fucking crazy. "nods"
yeah, I do the shorts and hoodie, see, sometimes in the midwest, we get really cool nights, but warmer days.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
When I go to the beach and its a little cool at night I wear a nice sweater with my shorts.
Wearing shorts and a long top or pants and tank top is a lot like sleeping with one leg out from under the covers.
Its comfortable and shit.
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Sometimes I do the hoodie with shorts thing myself. Mainly for the pockets and the hood. I need the pocket of my hoodie to hide my flask that I can't carry in my running shorts. And I may need to pull the hood over my head in case I see my grandma or someone.
I think more celebs and papas should get into more fist fights int the street. Thats shit would be hilarious.
Ya see folks, i dont care about either the pap or the celeb. So its a win win sitch for me.
I expect to see hair pulling, bitch slapping, wedgies, caps busted in asses, and paper cuts.
Its not like any of them are making good movies! MAy as well wrastle!
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when someone is goin to get tired of this celebrities thinking they can hit whoever they want and finnaly hit them back
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Oh and I read somewhere the desire to wear gray is a sign of mental problems. NOT JOKING
I like wearing gray, btw.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 15, 2008 - 8:35am.
My grey hoodie made me buy grey shorts to match. Will the carnage never end!!!!
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I am not being bitchy. I'm seriously curious. Why would someone wear a long sleeved hoodie and shorts? Does your upper body get cold but your lower body's toasty? wth?
I seriously own like 5 grey hoodies and I'm always getting into some drama. Maybe I need to switch to another color.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 8:08am.
no shit! I forgot you are from here.wasn't that wild? Yeah, we're some of the few who do have power. bay vilage was HAMMERED last night!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
"If HoHan hit me, I'd probably just laugh it off. It would be the first time I was fisted by lesbo."
LMAO MK!
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
I think Gayelles sometimes have a lot of pent up anger that lets out every now and then.
CTF!
Do you have power this morning? Did you feel like we were going to wake up in OZ last night?!!?!?!
Oh, on topic: Hoodie's rock.
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That pap should have punched her right back. I'd pay to see Hohan getting a beat down from a pap.
From what I understand the CIO and CFO at what was Lehmans both own grey hoodies.
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My s/o wears a grey hoodie...should I worry?
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Only thing my gray hoodie does is bring all the boys to my yard ppppffffttt.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
If you notice, HoHan is wearing a grey hoodie. Kanye also wore a grey hoodie when he attacked a pap. And remember that umbrella incident starring out very own Brit Brit? She also wore a grey hoodie. Grey hoodies bring out the rage in celebrity skanks!
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My grey hoodie made me buy grey shorts to match. Will the carnage never end!!!!
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Wasn't Shia LeBouf wearing a grey hoodie when he went on his drug store rant? LMAO
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