Skeletor Had A Birthday Party
Yesterday, JLo finished the Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes, then got on a plane, hooked up Skeletor to an IV and headed for NYC. JLo threw her husband a 40th birthday party at the Bowery Hotel. Yes, 40. Four. Zero. I mean, they say 40 and we say 340. Mutant vampires zombies live a long time.
Guests included that hag Leah Remini, Dita Von Teese, Kimora, Dijmon Honsou, Brooke Shields, Allegra and Donatella Versace. Donatella and Skeletor feed from the same blood bank, so they're really close friends.
Heidi Klum was reportedly invited to the party, but refused to show up after JLo pulled out from judging "Project Runway." As you know, JLo's rep said she injured her fugly foot and wanted to stay off of it so that she could compete in the triathlon.
A source told MSNBC's The Scoop that JLo is lie-telling about the foot shit. They said that JLo was in talks to star in a film for The Weinstein Company, who also produce PR. When JLo found out she didn't get the role, she got upset and pulled out as a judge. Who cares why she pulled out! We should be grateful that we have been spared! I'd take Tim Gunn over JLo any day. Fuck, I'd take a caca sandwich over JLo.
Here's some pictures from Skeletor's birthday party last night. And just for shits, I've also added some pictures of JLo getting hit by a wave during the triathlon. Her trainer had to pull her drowning ass out of the water. HAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 15, 2008 - 2:00pm.
hey youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm not calling her a stripper as much as I am calling her off her rocker for playing balls on chin with Manson :)
*PUKE*
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Skeletor looks all stressed out.
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Marc looks like death. Did he get a haircut between arriving and departing.
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
@LoLo,
Methinks she is popular becasue she seems to enjoy what she does and takes great care of herself.
Most strippers I have met are a bunch of crack/coke/heroin whores puting everything out there on a pole to get the next fix. They HATE what they do unless they are wired.
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JLo is a self absored, egostical prententious hack. Where's a rip tide when you need one.
Brooke Shields should try out as a linebacker for Arena Football.
Skeletor = death
Dita VonTits = stipper without a pole.
_I cannot believe this wasteful bitch wore one outfit in and a different one out..... From the block? Bitch please.
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LMAO, Lopez didn't even SWIM on her own she was pulled through the water!!!
“As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler; solitude will not be solitude, poverty will not be poverty, nor weakness weakness.”
I wonder if she has a wardrobe change while she's taking a shit.
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Classic MST3K.
yes Jlo changed dresses and she din't look good on the lavin dress ( the secondd one)
Does anyone knows who designed the Ivory and gold dress??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Question: Did JLo do a wardrobe change at the party? I'm confused about the 2 different dresses. The short , beige one looks like crap on her...What a clueless, self-absorbed has-been.
Dita's "Stripper from the 40's" look has lasted longer than the actual 40's lasted.
I just realized in the pic of Donatella and her daughter "La Flaca", mama's arm is around her, yet not touching her. Wierd.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ok, it's true - I don't get why she's still famous either.
But I still like strippers AND burlesque! *runs away*
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Submitted by No Words on September 15, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I dont get her shtick either.
She looks just like everybody's nanna did in high school way back when. When i went back to give a speach at my old high school they had all of the senior portraits from the 40's on the wall and THEY. ALL. LOOKED. LIKE. DITA.
I find NOTHING about her attractive or original and for fucks sake she let manson sit on her face! C'mon!
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It was either a birfday party or a cankles convention. I am having trouble deciding which...
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
Aw! I like strippers! Well, not ALL strippers...but there is a caliber of stripper that I can appreciate, fersure:)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Brooke Shields is a whole lot of woman! No wonder Tom Cruise apologized to her, she could beat the shit out of him!
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Submitted by No Words on September 15, 2008 - 1:03pm.
I am so fucking sick of Dita Von Teese and her everloving PLAYACTING...she's a stripper, for fuck's sake.
*breathing deeply now*
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I am so fucking sick of Dita Von Teese and her everloving PLAYACTING...she's a stripper, for fuck's sake.
*breathing deeply now*
Okay, I love Brooke Shields...I think she looks fantastic. And she's a child actress who grew up to have a normal life...good for her.
Allegra looks like she's near death. Disturbing sight.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Kimora use to be the Muse of Karl Lagerfeld but he always has a new one.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Which NFL team does Brooke Shields play for?
Yeah, Kimora's got a serious case of the fug, if you ask me. IMO, there's nothing on her that's attractive. She even makes that guy look ugly. (He could also lose the hat.)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Poor allegra; no matter how hard she tries, losing weight just doesn't shrink her feet.
Marc looks kinda cute....Kick me.
I love Jlo's beige dress. Very pretty.
Don't hate. Regulate.
Submitted by LoLo on September 15, 2008 - 11:52am.
Her trainer is just trying to drown her stupid annoying ass
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It's hard to drown a bitch and make it look like an ACCIDENT with the cameras rolling, damnit.
I like Allegra Versace for some reason. I don't know why but she seems attractive to me. Of course she' terribly skinny and needs help, but her face is interesting. Also, she looks like she's so sad, poor thing.
I fucking hate Kimora- they fact that she is rich and famous pissed em off.....lol
tranny.
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Kimora used to model before she got fat.
I hope she invites me to the bris when they circumcise her fucking neck man.
gobble gobble Turkeyneck Forseskinsky!
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Does Kimora seriously model? Not really, right?...just for herself...?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Her trainer is just trying to drown her stupid annoying ass
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Submitted by The C word on September 15, 2008 - 11:38am.
Our house too. Much sorrow. Rich had played with David Gilmour in the past couple of years, in Dave's tour of the UK. There was a documentary about it on VH1 Classic. It comforts me to know how truly happy Rich was.
OT: Cremora has added a few pounds and neck rolls. Dijmon can do so much better than this tranny heifer.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
i never noticed donatella's extreme cankles. i do feel bad for her daughter, though... i hope she gets better.
Too early for a Halloween Party.....everybody looks very scary......
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Skeletor looks like John Mayer here.
Brooke Shields looks great in her simple black dress and heels.
One thing about Lopez, she really tries to be a fashionista but her extreme gowns are always kinda blah.
I gasped when I saw the pic of Donatella and her daughter, that girl is going to die if she does not eat.
Submitted by Deb on September 15, 2008 - 12:35pm.
NOOOOOOO! OMG. That is so sad! The world has just lost a brilliant musician.
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ITA, Deb.... I just broke it very gently to my s/o.
I have a feeling there will be a musical tribute happening in my home tonight. :(
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Submitted by lizzieb on September 16, 2008 - 1:30am.
She looked like a turkey carcass after the Duggar Family Thanksgiving.
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Did they invite Allegra so that SOMEBODY would be skinnier than Skelator? She looks like the weight of her dress is going to make her fall down.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by LoLo on September 15, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Yup, these Hollywood whores get to party it up on your fan dime as the world around them is falling into the shitter at a faster flush then ever.
Fuck all these stupid cunts!
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I am SO with you on that today.
They totally make a mockery of the human condition and it why everything remains to be fucked up even though we live in the land of plenty. It's ridiculous.
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Submitted by The C word on September 15, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Off Topic: I think I just heard on the radio that Rick Wright from Pink Floyd has died; can anyone confirm?
NOOOOOOO! OMG. That is so sad! The world has just lost a brilliant musician.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I don't care if she finished a triathlon...she is a self-absorbed witch. How much more vapid can she be?
What is this? "Has Been Monday" on Dlisted? The only post today that wasn't about a Hollywood has-been was the couch post!!
Man, i may have to do some work today....
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LoLo, I want more dirt on Leah's spoiled Scieno baby! Give me the dirt!!!!!
Submitted by The C word on September 15, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Off Topic: I think I just heard on the radio that Rick Wright from Pink Floyd has died; can anyone confirm?
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Nevermind, someone just updated Wikipedia....and yes, he died today of cancer at 65.
Thanks Salem!
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They make fashion look like pure evil:
http://www.courant.com/media/photo/2008-05/38557662.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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The C word:
Yes its true heres the link
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 15, 2008 - 5:12pm.
That's Allegra Versace. Donatella's daughter. She's looking much better these days.
Dear God, what did she look like before? If that was my daughter near dead from starvation I don't think I would be parading her at this mess. Nobody will feel for a sick person, they will be jealous they are not that thin. Dontatella, you really are shite.
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so what's up with brooke shields being the token non-scientology friend? what is the connection? i like leah remini's dress minus leah remini of course.