Monday, September 15th 2008
Would You Hit It?
62-year-old Davy Jones' somehow got it in his mind that it was a good idea to show off his pepawchichis while performing in Staten Island, NY this past weekend. Damn. His tittays are no joke. They look like if you slap them, they'll slap you back. I'd love to see a boxing match between Aretha Franklin's champion chichis and Davy's moobs. Obviously, Aretha's rack would be the winner, but Davy would put up a good fight.
And yes, I'd let him hit it, but only from the back. Although, Davy would need to pile his boobies into a Playtex Cross Your Heart bra, because those things look like they have the power to knock me out.
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I thought that was a picture of a younger Johny Cash! He seems to have filled out since he was a pencil with a bowl hair cut.
Submitted by Gry on September 16, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Call me crazy
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crazy.
Call me crazy, but I think he looks damn good. Great hair, one of those faces that always manages to look eternally youthful, nice skin --I hope I look this good in my 60s. He doesn't really have a man-rack. You can see he's actually quite solid through his midsection. He has a robust build, but there are a lot of younger men who have similar physiques and aren't what I'd consider heavy-set.
I must be wired differently because I just don't seem to have that "Eeeeewwww!" respose that most people display when anyone "elderly" reveals their inner sex machine.
It sucks to get old. I was in 4th grade when he was part of the Monkees. Never thought I'd see him looking like a Tom Jones lounge lizard. I still can't recognize him.
They aren't as threatening as they look, since a he's teensy-tinsy munchkin, like about 5'3" on a good day. Even Tommy Cruise is probably taller - a bit...
Wow his boobs are bigger than mine.
Yikes, and the sad-sack way he is showing them off is really creepy. It's like an old stripper working the afternoon shift at a 2 bit bar.... eck!
Memo to all males:
Please do not wax your chest when you are a senior citizen.
And this post made me spit saliva across the room onto my cat!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 15, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Well, at least he'll have a wet nurse career after he can't sing anymore.
Submitted by blueangel on September 15, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Sheesh . . .don't these people ever look in the mirror?
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James Haven often wonders that everytime Brad leaves the house in those ridiculous clothes.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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That's just gross! He needs to lose 40-50 lbs before he offends the rest of us by showing off his naked chest. Sheesh . . .don't these people ever look in the mirror?
His boobs are bigger then Angie's! Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hey, hey I've got moo-behs!
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A fat Davy Jones??? I never thought I'd see the day.
Submitted by JJ JJ on September 15, 2008 - 1:05pm.
Looks to me like somone needs some plastic surgery ....
...looks to me like someone already had some, and it wasn't good.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I liked the Monkees!
Davy was soo cute then...
now, not so much.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Honey, I wanted to hit it back in 1966 and I still want to hit it. Yum!
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"My, my the clock in the sky is pounding away
There's so much to say..."
The moobs would even be tolerable, if it weren't for the wrinkles and sag marks underneath. [Shudder] I swear I'm even seeing stretch marks. To deliberately unbutton his shirt on stage he's got to be totally delusional.
I feel like taking a fork to my eyes . . .
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆
I, too, once thought he was cute.
I, too, thought this was Johnny Cash at first.
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One step closer to things we need to say
One cut deeper to tear the past away
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hey hey we're the Monkees! I liked Mike. :D the smart Monkee. :O
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
He's still hot. Those chichis still look a little more muscular than other 62-year old chichis... and besides that:
a. It takes a hot ass dude to be confident enough in himself to stand before thousands of people who had his poster on their walls and say "Hey! It's fucking 40 years later... this is what I'm working with."
b. After I finished "sweatin' to the oldies" with Davy... no one would have to worry about any excess fat. The First Train to Sexville... All aboard! Whoo Whoo!
I LOVED Davy!
I was soooo jealous when Marcia Brady got to meet him!!
Oh God, I hoped he'd never come to Dlisted but he has. Its confessional time.
He was at Epcot once, and after the show I had him autograph something for me. My boyfriend took a photo (that he used for evidence later) of me & him talking & I literally was sticking my ta ta's out towards him. I think subconsciously I wanted him!
*hangs head in shame*
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Dick happens! - MK
after a few hundred sit ups, yeah I'd hit it.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
mine too
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Jeebus, his tits are bigger than mine!
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That's just not attractive.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by dbella on September 15, 2008 - 3:47pm.
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That's good! My town remained unscathed too but much of my inlaw fam lives in Louisville and they're not staying with me, that's all I'm saying.
Davy needs a bra for those manbags.
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Submitted by senoritame on September 15, 2008 - 2:28pm.
Davy Jones still has it.
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he just keeps it hidden under his left moob.
Someone stole my mojo !
Yep, I'm in TN. No one I know of had a power outage. We didn't get anything here but some moderately strong winds, nothing major. At least in Clarksville itself. We are about 50 miles north of Nashville. I think it passed to one side of us for the most part.
He looks like he's pregnant.....and he's lactating....fook me!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
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Why be difficult when I love being impossible!
Is he trying to look like Johnny Cash?
uhh no Mr. Jones..you and I don't have a thing going on..so please put on your shirt buttoned please.
Thanks again Michael...I again put down the sandwich and I'm actually losing some weight.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
His bosoms look a lot happier than him.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 15, 2008 - 12:21pm
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I truly, deeply, madly loved Bobby Sherman.
Plastered his pictures from 16 and Tiger Beat all over my walls, mirrors, notebooks. To this day, I would become a stuttering mad idiot in his presence.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 15, 2008 - 1:21pm.
I posted the same pic of moobless Davy. He was dreamy 40 years ago.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by dbella on September 15, 2008 - 2:32pm.
I live in the actual Clarksville from the song
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You're in TN? Are their many people there without power from the Ike remnants?
KY is a mess. I was out in it when it hit. I was visiting Louisville. 75% without power as of this morning, 10-14 days to restore.
that is just wrong.
I mean the fact that he is still performing.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
I live in the actual Clarksville from the song (for reals), and I'm taking the first train out of here! LOL
Poor Davy. He was so cute back in the day.
dear gawd...i used to love the "monkees"...i would watch that shit after school...i know we all get old, but DAMN!!!! wtf is going here? davy's tits are bigger than mine...and not nearly as squeezeable...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Davy Jones still has it.
♪Here we come
Walking down the street
We get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet...
Hey hey we got MANBOOBS!♪
Oh, not Davy Jones! *screams* I prefer to remember you this way:
http://991.com/gallery_180x180/Davy-JonesMonkees-Davy-Jones-De-Lux-38563...
You know, Bobby Sherman became a paramedic in the L.A. area. Can you imagine being a 45-year-old woman doing yoga and having a palpitation and passing out and you wake up and there is FUCKING BOBBY SHERMAN leaning over you with concern? I would pass out all over again. Man, I loved him.
oh nooo Davey Jones .. you've crossed over into Robin Williams territory.
Close your shirt -- you know exactly what you look like .. man, close your shirt
You're about a 34B cup. and nice chest wax job, I might add.
It isn't his boobs that bother me as much as his paunchy gut. Why would he open his shirt? Why????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
hey hey you're a fat ass....
I'd hit it...with the last train to Clarksville.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
He's still good looking, albeit in a lardy arse way.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
holy fucktard, i totally thought it was a johnny cash impersonator.
if it were tom jones i'd throw my bra at him cuz he needs it more than i do
I saw them live, and now Peter is the rockstar. He went commando in silk pants, and rocked on one leg, making his hugeness bounce back and forth in the pant leg. Seriously, so funny, and hot in a twisted way.
That said, Davy was a riot, still taking himself so seriously as a rockstar. Yes, this picture is NO suprise at all. He thinks he is still hotter than the sun. Delusional.
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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.