Miley & Her New Dude Go To Church
The last time I tried to step into a church, the sky went dark, the ground started shaking and my skin started to heat up. I got the hint and immediately vacated the premises and headed to the nearest bar. That's where I belong. Because of that incident, I have no idea what people wear to church anymore.
Here's 15-year-old Miley Cyrus with her 20-year-old maybe boyfriend, underwear model Justin Gaston, going to church in Pasadena, CA yesterday. If church is filled with hot panty models wearing tank tops, then I know where I'm spending my Sunday afternoons. I can't go inside, but I can watch the eye candy from across the street.
Miley's lazy possum of daddy doesn't seem to mind that his daughter is dating a 20-year-old underwear model, because he went to church with them. Justin was also a contestant on "Nashville Star," which Billy Ray hosted.
Billy Ray has nothing to worry about. Miley is saving herself for marriage. You know, the "Disney way." I'm sure they spend their nights eating milk and cookies and watching PG-13 rated movies. Seriously, I think that's all they're doing, because the dude looks like he foams at the mouth at the sight of a big dick.
Click here to see some of Justin's finest work.
Don't worry. They ain't fucking. He gobbles even more peen than she does.
She looks so potato with cheesebreath
Aww brainwashed and happy together
This is exactly why people don't take these celebrities serious with all their stupid church shit and purity rings! Give me a break! Who goes to church like the first of all! Second what FATHER lets his 15 year old DAUGHTER date some 20 year old? Yeah I heard that her mom was a slut so it must run in her genes. Ugh so annoying. Claiming to be all christian like! What does the Bible say about fucking children? I'm not to familiar with it like Michael K but I'm sure it doesn't say anything about that being OK!
Two problems. One, brings fuck buddy to church. Two, dresses inappropriately and has freshly fucked hair. These Disney whores need to be removed from the gene pool.
No seriously, this guy needs to go to jail. She's fucking 15! What kind of 20 year old fucks a 15 year old! Anyone else would get arrested. So what makes their situation any different?
ImpertinentVixen,
Euthanize the hole (yep) Cyrus clan just to be safe.
At the very least have Miley spayed.
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You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" and she says, "Yeah, okay." Then sex is on, yes? Doesn't always work, though. If the President of Barundi says do you want a cup of coffee...
15 and 20 is way too much of an age difference at this age. Inappropriate, as are the clothes for church, as has been mentioned, notwithstanding the obvious cross around the young buck's neck.
Can't someone euthanize Miley Cyrus for the good of humanity??
I agree!She looks like Tawny Kitaen!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching stop slouching!
Is anyone really surprised?
She's famous for being absolutely annoying and this dude's going for his 15 minutes...or extending it maybe?
I don't know if it's just me but Miley Cyrus is one celebrity I wouldn't mind never seeing on magazine covers, TVs, or dlisted ever again.
Oh, isn't that so special. I wonder if she is posing with him like she does with her dad...
And she looks like she just got fucked. Maybe that's why the went to church??
Oh, and one more thing... He is way too attractive for a dog like her. BOW WOW!
That guy is smoking hot! If I would have know you could meet guys that look like that in church, I would have gone to church years ago. Actually, I think I will start going to church!
...so statutory rape laws don't apply to celebrities?
Wait.. Didn't Miley just have her 16th birthday? Bought herself a car or something?
This guy looks gayer than the Tony Awards. There's no way she's hitting that. Billy Ray on the other hand...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Who'd have thought that Tawny Kitaen circa 1987 would be such an influence on today's sluts?
Anal sex, Miley? Say 5 Our Fathers and submit to the Cattle Prod of Redemption!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
WHORE hair!!
Pray to Jebus for a freakin brush you skank-bot Disney sluuuut.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Aunt B, it's not their "preaching" noises that irritate me. It's that they actually believe it.
Closer to God? Pfffft. Closer to Cattle.
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You see? Now I actually...well...maybe not admire it. I just wish I could believe....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 15, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Mrs K, aren't you a sight for sore eyes on a Monday.
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Aw thanks sweetie, but me and Minch gotta catch the bus!
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bye!!
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"Scrumpy And Western"
Mrs K, aren't you a sight for sore eyes on a Monday.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 15, 2008 - 4:26pm.
P.S. No one ever calls him.
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"Scrumpy And Western"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 16, 2008 - 9:11am.
Aunt B, it's not their "preaching" noises that irritate me. It's that they actually believe it.
Closer to God? Pfffft. Closer to Cattle.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 7:23pm.
hee hee hee, you said throne.
That's what Pudge calls the toilet.
"Bunny," he'll say. "I'm going into the throne room. Hold all my calls."
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LOL!
Slobs. Looks like they're going to a racketball club. Hey cops! Do your job and book that dude on statch.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 15, 2008 - 4:20pm.
hee hee hee, you said throne.
That's what Pudge calls the toilet.
"Bunny," he'll say. "I'm going into the throne room. Hold all my calls."
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"Scrumpy And Western"
It's good there is oral and anal to preserve the shine on their rings!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 7:13pm.
There is a church on my street that provides transitional housing for temporarily homeless folks.
They practice what they preach (love thy neighbor) and ya can't hate on them for that.
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That's what I mean, Mrs. K. I'm at an age where I have learned the lesson - there is good and bad in everyone....not one specific race, religion, or ethniticity(sp?) holds the throne.
There is a church on my street that provides transitional housing for temporarily homeless folks.
They practice what they preach (love thy neighbor) and ya can't hate on them for that.
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"Scrumpy And Western"
If he's not having sex, it's not statutory. If he's having sex with anyone, my money is on him and Billy Ray!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 7:00pm.
Please don't get me wrong, I won't spit in the eye of a religious person. However, I won't waste too much time being polite to them either. Quick side step.
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You know...I am certainly not one to speak on "Faith" since I sit on the "Faith" fence. I know what you mean about the "preachy" ones. That can get on ones nerves. I also can see how Billy Ray and his daughter can irritate the shit out of Jesus himself. But what I was trying to tell that poster is it's not just "church" people. All religions have their radicals, holier then thous, and downright asswipes. I wish I could sit in church and believe what they say, but that ship sailed years ago.....
Submitted by M.E. on September 15, 2008 - 7:08pm.
in the cyrus house statutory rape is ok when it's in the name of the lord...or if there's a bible in the room...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
letinstar - yes, it's called statutory rape.
and what's with this chick's hair? the boyfriends needs to lend her a brush...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
aren't there laws about 15 year olds dating 20 year olds? or is ok because he's fingering a bible?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 16, 2008 - 8:57am.
Sorry Aunt Bea, I edited my post and buggered up the order.
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Please don't get me wrong, I won't spit in the eye of a religious person. However, I won't waste too much time being polite to them either. Quick side step.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 16, 2008 - 8:47am.
Submitted by Hysteria on September 15, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Church people are batshit crazy.
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That's alittle unfair, no? I am not a church goer, but I don't put down people that practice their faith. Is it only people that go to church that bothers you or are other religions included? There are radicals in every religion
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Faith would have to be the biggest time waster in the entire universe IMO. But then, if it wasn't for religion, the streets would be full of dumb people on Sunday as well.
I don't waste time on God Botherers, of any faith.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Faith would have to be the biggest time waster in the entire universe IMO. But then, if it wasn't for religion, the streets would be full of dumb people on Sunday as well.
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I don't argue politics or religion. But I always respect a person's faith or lack of, it's a choice. Miley's religion isn't what makes her an asshole, it's bad parenting. I know assholes that believe and assholes that don't....
Doesn't Miley know that you're never supposed to date a guy prettier than you are?
Stupid ugly cunt
Submitted by Hysteria on September 15, 2008 - 6:35pm.
Church people are batshit crazy.
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That's alittle unfair, no? I am not a church goer, but I don't put down people that practice their faith. Is it only people that go to church that bothers you or are other religions included? There are radicals in every religion
I'd do him
It's not a bible. It's Douche to Redneck translation.
Nice bible, Douchebag.
See! This is what i'm talking about right here. Church people are batshit crazy. Somebody better explain to Mr.Underwear about the age of consent.
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.---☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I bet he used to cum in his pants when they made out, and now she probably at least jerks him off. She gives him a peek here and there, and maybe lets him touch her boobs, cuz she's a slutty tease. So she may technically still be a virgin but won't be for long. 20 yr old guys don't date girls they can't fuck, especially a model who probably has girls throwing themselves at him. And if they're as stupid as most of the population seems to be nowadays, she'll be knocked up in no time. I can already see her her on the cover of 'US' with her baby.
MK... thank you for the link to his underwear gallery. He is damn fine. He probably is a Friend of Dorothy, which I really hope for right now, because otherwise... that's a perfectly good waste of a dick, now or in the future, on Chipmunk Lindsay, there. Then again, if he is trying to screw a 15 year old child, then he IS a dick.
So, why are this pair of bints going to a church anyhow - did someone die?
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Considering that she draped herself across her father's crotch, I am not surprised at how she would dress for church.
She looks like a muppet and her boyfriend is enjoying the publicity and if you ask me, I think he's strictly dickly.