Miley & Her New Dude Go To Church
The last time I tried to step into a church, the sky went dark, the ground started shaking and my skin started to heat up. I got the hint and immediately vacated the premises and headed to the nearest bar. That's where I belong. Because of that incident, I have no idea what people wear to church anymore.
Here's 15-year-old Miley Cyrus with her 20-year-old maybe boyfriend, underwear model Justin Gaston, going to church in Pasadena, CA yesterday. If church is filled with hot panty models wearing tank tops, then I know where I'm spending my Sunday afternoons. I can't go inside, but I can watch the eye candy from across the street.
Miley's lazy possum of daddy doesn't seem to mind that his daughter is dating a 20-year-old underwear model, because he went to church with them. Justin was also a contestant on "Nashville Star," which Billy Ray hosted.
Billy Ray has nothing to worry about. Miley is saving herself for marriage. You know, the "Disney way." I'm sure they spend their nights eating milk and cookies and watching PG-13 rated movies. Seriously, I think that's all they're doing, because the dude looks like he foams at the mouth at the sight of a big dick.
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Submitted by minnow on September 15, 2008 - 5:44pm.
I wear a grey hoodie to church.
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LMFAO!!
I wear a grey hoodie to church.
that guy is gay, right?
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Submitted by Hekki on September 16, 2008 - 7:20am.
I would still have enough respect for a house of worship - ANY worship - to dress appropriately.
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The USA should be renamed "The United States of Worship".
A more "religious" mob I have never met. And I've met fucking Muslims!
Edited to add: But I have never met a scientologist.
Hekki
LMAO! I remember when I went to church dresses down(I was 4 months pregnant & nobody knew)
my SIL had a fucking fit! I almost told her I'm fucking pregnant dammit!my clothes dont fit anymore!
lol
sorry... you just brought back a memory!
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
I was just going to say, Hekki, that those are totally inappropriate clothes for church.
I can't stand this no-talent, chipmunk-cheeked bitch.
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"How much is that doggie in the window?"
It hasn't been mentioned in the last two pages, so I'll go ahead and do it.
THIS is what people wear to CHURCH? The way I was raised, you DRESS UP. For church, funerals, theater and travel.
Now I'm not religious anymore, but I would still have enough respect for a house of worship - ANY worship - to dress appropriately. I know that God doesn't care what you wear, but I bet she appreciates a bit of effort anyway.
More hypochristian celebs. Mr.Justin Gaston and Miss Virus must wear purity rings around their genitals.
Man, she and peepaw are mercenary in their attempt to get shitcanned from Disney, ain't they? All this to become the Vadge of Appalachia.
I wonder what disturbing whorishness they are concocting as we speak? Why doesn't she just dress like Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver" for her next video?
Now be fair MK: who does NOT salivate at the thought of a big dick?
That reminds me of this fuck buddy of mine. He worked in a hospital, and every time the staff would get together for a party, they would ask my friend to go to the bathroom so he could show them his thick nine-incher.
Nurses, doctors, orderlies, they all waited in line to take a peek at his impressive manhood!
The things that went on in that hospital...
Isn't that handsome mug wasted as an underwear model?
He's 20 and she is 15?! WTF is Daddy Billy Ray?
She is going to be no virgin after dating him.
Now I lay her down to sleep,
I pray to Money my peen she keep;
When in the morning light I sneak out and leave,
Teach me the path of the walk of shame as I heave.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Fuck Miley!
Line forms behind the free clinic
Too Fat Polka
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me
I get dizzy
I get numbo
When I'm dancing
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo
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"Scrumpy And Western"
WTF, is billy ray thinking letting his 15 year old girl date a 20 year old. Some people shouldn't be allowed to have children, billy ray is one of them. Is miley getting pregnant while still a teenager the wake up call that billy ray needs?.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 3:41pm
PLEASE, NO MORE POLKA!!!!
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
WTF happened in here...?
:::runnign away:::
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Submitted by TITS on September 15, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Mrs K, I'm more partial to spoons.
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makes sense, ya can't eat rice pudding with a squeezebox, now can ya?
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"Scrumpy And Western"
Will somebody explain the tombstone chicklet chompers all these teen wannabe-sluts have? Floss and brush your teeth. It's not that hard.
Unless you have parents who are only interested in the fat paycheck you bring home.
Mrs K, I'm more partial to spoons.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 6:37am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT come to my house preaching the $cieno gospel because I will sic Minch on you.
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I'm stickin to my guy like a stamp to a letter
Like birds of a feather
We..... stick together
I will tell you from the start
I can't be torn apart from my guy.
XENU....
TITS, that's a new one on me...I never heard of The Wurzels.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaay, do you like accordion music?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 4:36pm.
I am not a scientologist.
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That's what all the scientologists say.
Now, let's talk about your kidneys.
Right back at you Mrs K.
Weeeellll I've got a brand new combine harvester, I'll give you the key.
I've got 20 acres, you've got 43!
Oh I've got a brand new combine harvester I'll give you the key.
(from memory. thank you, thank you very much)
~Bees make honey? They're buzzy things and they make fucking honey?
How do they do that? I mean do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy?
(eddie)
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT come to my house preaching the $cieno gospel because I will sic Minch on you.
And The Boss, too
He's a mean ol' cat.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Noooooo LoLo - I am not a scientologist.
I have no fucking idea what breed of animal "little miss" is however.
Its ok Sandbeeeeeyatch!
Im a hot tranny mess in mom jeans who screams at the ocean!
Wait! Is you a Scientologist or no?
Im a cashewproctologist.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by boomsy on September 15, 2008 - 1:29pm.
:)
With me, everything triggers either a song, a movie or a Seinfeld episode!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by TITS on September 15, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Loved you in leopard skin on the luge baby. Best. skit. ever.
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Reminds me of THIS song
Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
Well, you must tell me, baby
How your head feels under somethin' like that
Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
OMG you really IS a scientologist?!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Never date a man that is cuter than you , this is rule number one.
@LoLo - I'm not sure what thread that shitfight was in but it was a coupla weeks back.
I've been tempted to ask Little Miss how the September 13th protest against scientology also in your city actually went. The only people of note outside the SC in Hollywood on Sept. 13 was the VILLAGE PEOPLE!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 3:27pm
Are you sure you're not one of my sisters? I talk to one of them and like everything I say to her triggers a song or commercial; makes conversation interesting.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
CHURCH?
Really? Church?
Why don't they just spit in the Lord God Almighty's face?
Little shits.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
HA HA HA SPEAK IT! SPEAK IT!
Sandbitch you are not a scientologist!
Dont forget though, Scientologist will cut a bitch. Well THEY wouldnt. A mysterious hose connected to your exhaust pipe would cut a bitch and male it look like said cut bitch had cutted themselves.
Oh lord i feel sick i need to lay down
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Thanks, TITS!
ahahahaha:)))))
I still love stuffing turkeys, too.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Boomsy...which reminds me of ANOTHER song
Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would --
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
And she said --
"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
EDITH PRICKLEY!!!
Loved you in leopard skin on the luge baby. Best. skit. ever.
~Cake or death?
(eddie)
Sorry for the double post:
Put some goddamn clothes on if you're attending church. ANY church. I don't care what denomination it is.
AHHH!!!! *jumps straight in the air*
Jesus, Sandbitch! Your avie scared the shit out of me!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I AM AN UNDERCOVER ENDOCRINOLOGIST. I'M COMING FOR YOUR THYROIDS, PEOPLE.
Oooooookay, I usually roll my eyes at these cookie-cutter pretty boys (Chace Crawford? Yawn!) but I have to admit this one...is yowsa!
On the other hand, I can't stand Miley Cyrus. CANNOT STAND HER! And what are these slobs wearing? I left the church years ago, but does everyone have to go around like a slob 24/7? At least I wore clean clothes to praise Jay-zus.
AND what is written on her "shoes"?
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 3:21pm
Yeah, you're right... no need to worry though, According to my mom (who grew up Pentacostal) a lot of them don't believe you're saved until you 'get the Ghost" and speak in tongues...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Any bets as to when Miley gets knocked up?
By dinner time today.
I once had a nanny when the units were on vacation. She played the organ in church. Only time I went. I kept the money she gave me for the plate - I earned it, the sky fairies didn't.
George on religion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related
~Jesus - What about 'not blessed are the meek',how about if the big scaly
monsters shall doubtless inherit the earth unless something awful
happens with the temperature.
(eddie)
My D-listed Profecy:
Miley Syrus is going to be an even bigger whore than britney, paris hilton, and lindsay lohan put together; i mean, look at who she's dating? she's got slut of the century written all over her.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:15am.
Sandbitch- Tell Xenu I said whaddup
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I most certainly will, as soon as I'm done sucking his dick.
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OH LORD! You better make sure Xenu washes his cock before you put it in your mouth! Thats like saying you are french kissing Travoltas ass hole!
gobble gobble!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo
I challenged little miss about her anti scientology beliefs (check HER link) and she has since outed me as a scientologist.
Mask wearing tard.
Paquita---same difference.
In Black churches in the United States, especially Baptist, Pentecostal and Holiness churches some members regularly “get the Holy Ghost”, “get the Spirit”, or simply, “get happy.”
http://ctl.du.edu/spirituals/Religion/embodiment.cfm
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?