Miley & Her New Dude Go To Church
The last time I tried to step into a church, the sky went dark, the ground started shaking and my skin started to heat up. I got the hint and immediately vacated the premises and headed to the nearest bar. That's where I belong. Because of that incident, I have no idea what people wear to church anymore.
Here's 15-year-old Miley Cyrus with her 20-year-old maybe boyfriend, underwear model Justin Gaston, going to church in Pasadena, CA yesterday. If church is filled with hot panty models wearing tank tops, then I know where I'm spending my Sunday afternoons. I can't go inside, but I can watch the eye candy from across the street.
Miley's lazy possum of daddy doesn't seem to mind that his daughter is dating a 20-year-old underwear model, because he went to church with them. Justin was also a contestant on "Nashville Star," which Billy Ray hosted.
Billy Ray has nothing to worry about. Miley is saving herself for marriage. You know, the "Disney way." I'm sure they spend their nights eating milk and cookies and watching PG-13 rated movies. Seriously, I think that's all they're doing, because the dude looks like he foams at the mouth at the sight of a big dick.
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I'm beginning to see now why they like to make male models wax; I was looking at that dude's pics and getting kinda grossed out seeing him in his little 'panties' and all that leg hair...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Miss Priss,
Gaydar maybe, yes. BUT, he'd fuck her for the spotlight.
Is there a covert CO$ member here??? Well, better than a Brangeloonie.
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:15am.
Sandbitch- Tell Xenu I said whaddup
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I most certainly will, as soon as I'm done sucking his dick.
I will start typing every singel Jessica Fucking Simpson lyric i know if yall dont give me the run down on this here scientolocrap!
I will satrt with her latest
I NEEEED TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOW
I NEEEED TO KNOOOOOOOOOooooooooWWW
LOOK! I am even typing it out of tune just like she sings it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
she looks like she has serious Bedhead. Nice way to show up for church.
I see. I see.
So sandybitchy what kind of covers? Flannelette? Poly/cotton? Linen? Silk? Sateen?
Tucked, untucked or hospital?
~We need the Falkland Islands for strategic sheep purposes.
(eddie)
Sandbitch- Tell Xenu I said whaddup
Submitted by boomsy on September 15, 2008 - 4:10pm.
How else are you supposed to dress when Jesus is your homey?
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LOL, i can imagine a Jesus look book.
we have the prostitute whore mary magdalane look which miley is apparently sporting.
there's also the blind beggars and demon-possessed crazies.
It's the Holy Spirit not Ghost. LOL!
But yeah, sometimes some people take it to the extreme in religion and it is just scary.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 2:42pm.
I have seen people possessed by the Holy Ghost in church and that was a little scary.--------------------------------
"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
_Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Dude are you a Scientologist?
Why is Little Miss saying this about chew?
Tell me some stuff I have 20 minutes before I go postal on the MTA agents under the city where the rats controll the subway!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 6:09am.
Submitted by Little miss on September 15, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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wth? you're saying Sandbitch is an undercover scientologist? Sooo, like what is her goal? Is she hypnotizing me through the interwebs?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Ain't that a hoooooooooooot!!
Submitted by Little miss on September 15, 2008 - 1:00pm.
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For everybody else: be careful! This person is a Scientologist under cover.
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Huh? Who? Sandbitch or the people in the story? What?
Did someone switch the coffee with decaf?
What? Pourquoi?
~This is not a game of 'who the fuck are you' for I am Vader. I can kill
catering with a thought.
~But you'll still need a tray.
eddie
@LoLo
Little Miss is referring to moi.
I'm here secretly collating all y'all I.P. addresses so I can...um...sue you.
That's what the dick in the mask thinks.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 9:02am.
Yeah, i'd have no trouble letting my 15 year old daughter hang out with this http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/misc/JustinGaston/pages/pic04.shtml
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Um, my gaydar kind of went all over the place there
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Sugar Magnolia
@Boomsy, makes me think of this Lyle Lovett song
To the Lord let praises be
It's time for dinner now let's go eat
We've got some beans and some good cornbread
And I listened to what the preacher said
Now it's to the Lord let praised be
It's time for dinner now let's go eat
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/lovett-lyle/church-864.html
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by ant on September 15, 2008 - 3:09pm
How else are you supposed to dress when Jesus is your homey?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 15, 2008 - 3:39pm.
they are going to church for a photo op
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oh totally. the dude's in full wardrobe with his crucifix around his neck and bible (looking brand new and unused, mind you) in hand, while wearing a wifebeater to give him street cred.
Submitted by Little miss on September 15, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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wth? you're saying Sandbitch is an undercover scientologist? Sooo, like what is her goal? Is she hypnotizing me through the interwebs?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Submitted by Clarisse on September 15, 2008 - 3:02pm.
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If I was your daughter, I would greatly appreciate it if that statement wasn't so sarcastic. That would be awesome to have parents like that.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
If i was her mother and i was prone to giving a shit about my child I would yank her ass up by that rats nest on her hair and shake the whore right out of her i swear to mary!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
so this guy looks like a complete fairy but i have to admit he's pretty damn hot.
too hot for that child!
oh and i agree. who the hell dresses like that for church?
Her hair looks like "I just finished having sex" hair. She needs to comb that shit... But her boyfriend is cute. It is weird seeing the family together with this new dude. And they look kinda trashy after leaving church.
@boomsy:
how about the way kids today dress to meet the president of the US? i think it was last year a few high schools(or JH i don't remember) went to meet the president of the US and they went wearing flip flops, tea shirts, jeans and casual skirts. now mind you, i don't like GWB but he is the president and and out of respect, the groups should have dressed more appropriately; it was a disgrace to see them dress the way they where.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
_Submitted by Little miss on September 15, 2008 - 4:30pm.
SCIENTOLOGIST UNDER COVER?
Secret lover
Who you are
I dont know the rest of the song but yalls are not in my top five on my cell phone!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yeah, i'd have no trouble letting my 15 year old daughter hang out with this http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/misc/JustinGaston/pages/pic04.shtml
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 9:48pm.
The last time I went "inside a church" was during a visit to Atlanta recently. I think it was called Buckshead, or Buckethead, of Fuckedinthehead, or something like that. They had their own rock band! Such a prosperous church - and sooo many nice cars in the multi level!! carpark.
By Jesus there are some deluded masses out thar. They don't appear to be short of a dollar so I guess something must be working.
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You mean your Scientology "Church"?
"Fuckedinthehead" is the greatest name ever for you Cult, honey! I'd mess with you with pleasure a bit longer, but gotta run, sowwy, next time!
For everybody else: be careful! This person is a Scientologist under cover.
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She is such a hot and hairy beaver!
I see her profile on bitcheswhoneedtobeinschoolandnotonmyinternets.com
She gives cyber head there!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
God he is hot.
Miley's weave bothers me. And so does this holier than thou church business. Oh well, she'll fade out soon enough.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
can someone please explain to me who goes to any type of church in a sweaty wife beater?!
http://r-e-ana.livejournal.com/
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 2:51pm
I miss it (I live in ND now), but sometimes they get carried away and you feel like you're at a concert. Sucks when it's like hour 2 and a half and you're hungry and they've been singing the same song for 10 minutes...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
frankly, he SHOULD be concerned about how this looks. Most parents aren't too keen on the idea of a "role model" (typing that made me gag some) dating a boy too old for her to be dating--trust, parents have enough problems keeping skeevy older boys away from their teen daughters. This makes them look a shit load worse than the photoshoot. What they could spin as manipulation there won't work in this case. Letting him date her shows they condone it, and they look like even shittier parents as a result, and their daughter looks more and more out of control.
Even if he is a twink, its very disconcerting for a parent to let a 20yo date their sophmore age daughter.
Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Rebound fuck?
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Dear Miley:
you are a fuckin' IGNORANT SLUT if you don't let that hit you.
Why waste good product in lieu of an expiration date?!
*this message not approved by pedophiles*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by boomsy on September 15, 2008 - 12:48pm.
I used to go to black churches because I love gospel music.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
She's morphing into a Muppet.
Whenever I get a whiff of Frankincense, I kinda twinge/twitch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Nice tombstone, horse-faced, Chicklet chompers.
Hanna Montana, or whatever the fuck her name is, is giggling as we speak.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 2:42pm
That's the average Sunday in a real baptist church there, Mrs. K.; that and 3 hour services.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
The last time I went "inside a church" was during a visit to Atlanta recently. I think it was called Buckshead, or Buckethead, of Fuckedinthehead, or something like that. They had their own rock band! Such a prosperous church - and sooo many nice cars in the multi level!! carpark.
By Jesus there are some deluded masses out thar. They don't appear to be short of a dollar so I guess something must be working.
she looks like a fucking wet rat with her hair like that.
her parents are probaby as imbred as she is hence the lack of good judgement in letting her date him. stupid twats
Where are all the hats??? What has happened with good old style?
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Miley is gawky, but so are normal 15 year-olds, so that's not a bad thing.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by TITS on September 15, 2008 - 12:39pm.
It's all in the matzo crumbs isn't it?
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A little bit of matzo meal doesn't hurt, bubbeleh.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
This guy and Zach Effy would make a perfect couple, except that they look like they could be bros.
She doesn't need to go to church if she wears that dream catcher thing every day.
If Jesus wore cruddy leather sandals everywhere, I can wear a tanktop to church. I just have to remember to put pants on before I go, because I have a habit of walking around my house in my undies and a tank top.
I pee with my door open too. Sometimes I almost forget to close it when I have people over.
He looks like he'll be doing gay porn in the near future.
Does he gives any private bible lessons? I pay good.
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I have seen people possessed by the Holy Ghost in church and that was a little scary.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
All the exorcism and pentacostal stuff get me scared...isn't Palin pentacostal? Now I'm really scared!
And WTF is wrong with Billy Ray and Tish?Seriously,that gorgeous underwear model is an adult man!At least Miley found someone that likes taking pictures in their underwear just as much as she does.
Dudetta looks younger than Miley.
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Raise against $cientology - monthly worldwide protests - Also in your city.
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I wish these Disney douches would stop announcing their "virginity" to the world. For those who are...good for them...I do believe that sex isn't something to be taken lightly, especially for young people.
Miley (and her father), on the other hand, are flaunting a 20 year-old male model to the world and we're expected to buy her purity act??? Bitch, please.
By the way, who the fuck wears a wifebeater to church???
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?