Miley & Her New Dude Go To Church
The last time I tried to step into a church, the sky went dark, the ground started shaking and my skin started to heat up. I got the hint and immediately vacated the premises and headed to the nearest bar. That's where I belong. Because of that incident, I have no idea what people wear to church anymore.
Here's 15-year-old Miley Cyrus with her 20-year-old maybe boyfriend, underwear model Justin Gaston, going to church in Pasadena, CA yesterday. If church is filled with hot panty models wearing tank tops, then I know where I'm spending my Sunday afternoons. I can't go inside, but I can watch the eye candy from across the street.
Miley's lazy possum of daddy doesn't seem to mind that his daughter is dating a 20-year-old underwear model, because he went to church with them. Justin was also a contestant on "Nashville Star," which Billy Ray hosted.
Billy Ray has nothing to worry about. Miley is saving herself for marriage. You know, the "Disney way." I'm sure they spend their nights eating milk and cookies and watching PG-13 rated movies. Seriously, I think that's all they're doing, because the dude looks like he foams at the mouth at the sight of a big dick.
Click here to see some of Justin's finest work.
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@Submitted by idiots drive me loco on September 15, 2008 - 3:28pm.
what kind of gd parent would allow their underage daughter to date a fucking underwear model?
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Me thinks it's 20 y.o. gay underwear model
so that's why poppa ain't raisin' a stink
after the annie leibowitz chaos.
Plus his prettiness far outshines her.
Just doing for photo op's to his boost career.
they are going to church for a photo op
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Wow he really gets down to business. Is that his hand right in her purse? I like where this guys head is at. NO babies, NO shotguns just pay for the appearance (being hot and being present are SEPARATE line items on the invoice) and be over.
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 12:27pm.
He is NOT invited to my latke party.
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It's all in the matzo crumbs isn't it?
Clarisse
Well then he needs to be taken out to the wood shed too!! Haha. Seriously my Daddy would be stringing this young man up.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Please..how can you go from being a Myspace slut one week to being holier than thou with your statutory wife beater wearing boyfriend the next?! Somewhere, a tree is missing one of its chipmunks.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 3:34pm.
When one presents oneself before God you should be at your best. You should present excellence before the Almighty.
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Yeah, cuz God can only see us if we're in church. It's like the Magic 8 Ball window... wait.. God is speaking to me... I don't know what you were asking Mrs. K but he says.. Try Again Later.
They must be Catholic.
LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Why is thsi day making that Crash Test Dummies song get stuck in my head?
Here you guys can suffer too now.
Mmmmmm mmm mmmm mmm MMMMM mmm mmmmm mmmmmmm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9q91_kcx3no
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Teehee; look at us heathens going on and on about church...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
When one presents oneself before God you should be at your best. You should present excellence before the Almighty.
Crowns: Portraits of Black Women in Church Hats
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Pimpcessa,
Poppa Cyrus don't give two shits who that kids dates, as long as she foots the bills.
He probably reacted to the news with "Hell. She 15 yurs old. Most gals that age done popped out thar first young-un!"
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Submitted by senoritame on September 15, 2008 - 3:30pm
Hell yeah, in a few day that guy is coming to give a cult im preparing myself mentalli for that because is not cool, my mom loves to hear that stuff , I dont want to know what person is possed by the devil.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
That girl's gotten to second base. Believe it. Maybe third
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Sugar Magnolia
She's gonna use that bed head to wash Jebus's feet.
What an odd looking little girl!
He's pretty to look at and someone here said 15/20 not much diff, and I'd have to agree especially since she's raising herself anyway.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Jesus is changing his religion.
And he is not telling the USA.
added: is that douche carrying his VERY OWN bible?
Submitted by senoritame on September 15, 2008 - 2:30pm
Saw it at my granny's church once (she's Pentacostal); all the elders of the church formed a circle around the person while the ladies circled around us kids and prayed...scary stuff, I kid you not.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
didn't you guys get the memo? It's okay to dress like a slut at church, be a drug addict by 13, have kids at 15, hand the kids over to their pot head, unemployed father.
So long as you vote republican and say the phrase "thank you, jeebus for all my money and fame," you're good to go!!
her outfit is not that bad , the hair is the problem brush your fucking hair and yeah preacher daughter are the biggest skanks , look at Jessica simpson
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
You know the problem with tank tops?
Arm pitt hair
i would punch this guy in the arm pitt if he came and sat next to me with all that pitt hair blowing in the wind!
Or for dating my 15 year old tard ass blumpkin jr.
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Pimpcessa
I know!! I went to catholic school and since then I haven't seen bigger whores.
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Sugar Magnolia
All the PK's (preacher's kids) I knew had reputations...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I worship God in the privacy of my home, next to St. Angelina statue I have.
15 + 20 = 15 to 20
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Catholic church scared the shit out of me, but not as much has the guy who comes every year to my neighborhood to give a service and there always a few exsorcism , thats some scary shit
WHAT???? That ish still happens?
And what's up with that last thumbnail?....she's sooooooo edgey! (major eye roll)
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 15, 2008 - 2:29pm
Amen to that.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
That explains the mysterious earth shake that happened only in that particular church. Jeebus don't like lying little girls who play with peen before mass!
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Sugar Magnolia
Miss Priss
So what. Whores go to church all the time
In fact, whores have been going to church for a looong time. And then they do their whore thing after mass
The biggest whores I ever knew while growing up were preachers daughters - NO LIE!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
what kind of gd parent would allow their underage daughter to date a fucking underwear model? Sweet fucking lord can we say Britney deaux? I'm sure Billy Bob Joe and his first cousin, er wife there are only thinking of making sure she' whoring herself out properly rahter than the physical and emotional well being of her daughter?
And fuck, back home I'd be asked to leave if I waltzed up to church dressed like that and sporting just fucked hair.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
What was it Church of the Holy Tank Top? He couldn't find a shirt with sleeves for church?
Miley needs to pray for a comb.
I don't think church should be a fashion show (pisses me off when people do that) but really, they look like they just rolled out of bed. She looked a whole lot better for the VMA's...just sayin'.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by boomsy on September 15, 2008 - 12:25pm.
...me no likey Paul.
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He is NOT invited to my latke party.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
My Momma would have had his ass in jail for statutory rape STAT!! And yes 5 years isn't a big difference when your 20 and 25 but when your daughter is 15 it's a huge difference and a big friggin deal.....if you care about your daughter! And what does a 20 yr old guy have to talk about with a 15 yr old child? SICK!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Catholic church scared the shit out of me, but not as much has the guy who comes every year to my neighborhood to give a service and there always a few exsorcism , thats some scary shit
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
So what. Whores go to church all the time
In fact, whores have been going to church for a looong time. And then they do their whore thing after mass
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Sugar Magnolia
I like cults!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I haven't been to church in like forever but even i know not to show up to Church in a Freaking tank top and "just Fucked" hair! i hate tha Skank!and oh yeah, she's totally doing drugs and having sex, nobody is buying that shit!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
He resembles Jason Ritter.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
christians are gOD damn annoying
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 2:20pm
Yeah, but Paul also said slaves should be obedient and happy and that women were essentially property...me no likey Paul. He did have a FEW good ones, though...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Catholic church???????
Actually not a catholic church, just a non denomination that is all the rage here in So Cal. Actually the singing scares the hell out of her and we just have to leave!My husband doesn't go to church with us and tells me we should trust the baby's instinct to get the hell outta there!
Submitted by boomsy on September 15, 2008 - 3:18pm
I use to go to church and we had a uniform for a friday nights that was the youth night and in sundays you had to wear a skirt and look pull together.
I dont think people are going to hell for not dressing up for church but don't go showing what your mamma gave you
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Underwear model, sure, he's in it for love, couldn't be anything else.
Papa Billy methinks is having achy breaky butt times with him.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Of course she goes to church...
That's the best place to fornicate.
True skanks are always scouting for their next sexcursion.
Future slut of America, right there!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
And I don't care about these two rednecks. At least she's not dating her first cousin or something. tee hee.
I think he's all for the publicity, not because he actually cares about or likes this odd-face chick. 15 and 20 is not SO MUCH of a difference. Many 20 year olds still do have the mentality of a 15 year old, so there is no problem there. Now if he's 30 and she's 15, not there IS a problem.
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Submitted by senoritame on September 15, 2008 - 3:16pm.
Catholic church???????
Cause they are scary whit all of their statues , I have a funny storie about going to a Catholic church
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
The Apostle Paul decreed (1 Cor 11:5) that a woman cover her head when at worship.
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!!!!!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Reading..
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hmm pretty tame, no zingers...
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BWAHAHAHAHAH
Foams at the mouth indeedy doody!