Miley & Her New Dude Go To Church
The last time I tried to step into a church, the sky went dark, the ground started shaking and my skin started to heat up. I got the hint and immediately vacated the premises and headed to the nearest bar. That's where I belong. Because of that incident, I have no idea what people wear to church anymore.
Here's 15-year-old Miley Cyrus with her 20-year-old maybe boyfriend, underwear model Justin Gaston, going to church in Pasadena, CA yesterday. If church is filled with hot panty models wearing tank tops, then I know where I'm spending my Sunday afternoons. I can't go inside, but I can watch the eye candy from across the street.
Miley's lazy possum of daddy doesn't seem to mind that his daughter is dating a 20-year-old underwear model, because he went to church with them. Justin was also a contestant on "Nashville Star," which Billy Ray hosted.
Billy Ray has nothing to worry about. Miley is saving herself for marriage. You know, the "Disney way." I'm sure they spend their nights eating milk and cookies and watching PG-13 rated movies. Seriously, I think that's all they're doing, because the dude looks like he foams at the mouth at the sight of a big dick.
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Submitted by senoritame on September 15, 2008 - 2:16pm
That would be 'The Omen'.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She's buttugly, has NO NECK, terrible posture, and I bet anything she's doing drugs.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 15, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Coulnd't she dress up for Jesus??
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My sentiments exactly; my mom used to yell at us for "looking like bums" when going to church. She saw it as a sign of disrespect...you wouldn't go meet royalty looking like that, and Jesus is King of Kings, Lord of lords, ect... I think I was in my 20's the first time I wore pants to church on a Sunday....
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Sunday is the day you get your lazy ass up in the morning and pick a decent outfit and brush your hait to go to church and then go eating whit your family after taking a long nap at church.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Whats that movie where little Damian has to go to church with his family for a wedding, but as he gets closer he freaks the fuck out b/c he is the son of satan? That's what happens to my littlest when I try to take her butt to church.
My mom always made me dress up for church if not she'd kick my ass.
It's the same issue with that bi 28 year old ex-roommate of Hohan's...why in the world would you live with someone so much younger than you? What exactly does he have in common with Miley? Oh yeah, he's looking for some underage poontag and, oh, yeah, the money...ok, besides that...he better be careful...there's some illegal territory he's venturing into. Statutory rape anyone?
Your face!
A) Is that church attire???
B) Underwear boy desperate for 15 minutes much?
C) Will this family fuck off and die?
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I barely know what 2+2 is, but I know how to walk backwards out of a stupid room. -M.K.
Damn when I was 15 the only guys around me were nasty, ghetto, poser idiots not, Hollister models.
When I went (so past tense its not even funny) to church we could wear whatever we wanted as long we showed up especially the younger kids. Meh. Who cares what they wore to church when I'm wondering why Miley always looks like the killer chick from 'The Ring'. ________________________________________________
muthafucka I'm ILL
They're already bumping scriptures.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
He has major gayface.
Coulnd't she dress up for Jesus??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I'm getting a very strong gay vibe from this dude. And what the hell is he doing with a 15 year old girl?
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
Who goes to church dressed like that? What is it, at the local 7-11 or something?
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
They went to church in tank tops?
I'd like to see them try that in Rome!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
when I was 20, there is no way, I'd hang out with a 15 year old. What the hell is his problem?
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Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight