Mario Lopez Vows To Keep His Top On
Now that AC Slater is the new host of Extra, he wants to be taken seriously, so he has promised to never pose shirtless in photos again. He told People: "My shirtless photo-shoot days are behind me. My TV projects are my main priority. And no, you will never see me host Extra without a shirt."
Mario Lopez is good for two things: prancing around like a pretty fairytale princess and posing topless. If he's not going to do either of those things, then he needs to quietly check into the nearest retirement home. His services are no longer needed.
But wait! Mario went on to say that he won't take his shirt off for photo shoots, but he will take it off for "Nip/Tuck." Yeah, he's confusing. Mario will reprise his role this season. He said: "Dr. Mike might not be taking anymore showers at the gym with Christian, but he will lose his shirt."
All the body waxing he does is fucking with his brains. You know what, I change my mind. AC Slater, keep the shirt on and while you're at it, put on a muzzle too.
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Back when I used to watch Saved by the Bell, I KNEW, I just KNEW those dimpz would get Mario Lopez somewhere, LOL
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Sit yo ass down!
He's barely attractive, and his personality just takes away from that.
I can't stand this douché-bag
Hasn't he expired yet???
Super gross........ugly man - beautiful dead animal. The usual. Ugh.
He is so gay,he needs to come out for fucks sake,its so obvious!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i think HE should play liberace
in the movie instead of michael
douglass. look at those dimples.
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That photo made me gag.
Hot once? Never.
That photo is all kinds of gross.
This photo is so, so gay. He should just come out of the closet. And you know he is easily covering up his one incher... UGH! That picture just makes my skin crawl...
That poor bear! One minute you're the king of the wilderness and the next you're a pillow for a naked douchetard. I don't think the term "ignominious end" has ever been more appropriate than in this case.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hey Mario, Sarah Palin called, she wants her bear skin rug back.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
He's just sad because the gays cock-slapped him and the women tried to obliterate his vision with their stiletto heels....guess all his hope must be in the tranny community, but who knows if they'll take this cocksucker either!
he was hot once?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 15, 2008 - 9:10pm.
I hope so. At least then he'll be interesting.
Thanks for posting the wetback mountain - very funny!
I can't believe I just spent ten minutes on youtube watching clips of douchey Mario. LOL
But I did find this beauty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPnicWFP4o&feature=related
Maybe it should be played for the finale of TRL.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on September 15, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Why is he still around? Why? He doesn't even do anything except wax himself.
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Because like Davy Jones, he WILL be sporting the MOST AWESOME set of moobs known to man...MAN CHICHIS, MAN CHICHIS, MAN CHICHIS...to the tune of that annoying mon chi chi song....click here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=As9ETuMV0mA - 107k
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why is he still around? Why? He doesn't even do anything except wax himself.
yuck...only mario loves mario...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Gay or not, Homeboy's fucking gross.
Ugh.
And FritoDorito? You're my new hero. Well said. LMAO!
Please put your clothes on.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
If he has a wein, is it lumpy, too?
he looks like a strip of crispy bacon
or a beggin' strip
He must go to the same liposuction place as Tara Reid.
I have to admit though, that bit he did on Comedy Central, with Carlos Mencia, Wetback Mountain, was hilarious. I cried laughing. I'll give him that much.
it's on Youtube :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0NA9oivGrU
enjoy!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 15, 2008 - 3:14pm.
I love Mind Of Mencia
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
Submitted by FritoDorito on September 15, 2008 - 5:01pm.
Not only does he look like he's a fan of the sausage, but he also seems like he would be the type of guy that would shout out his own name while taking it up the ass.
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ROFLMAO verrry nice
ugh!
Not only does he look like he's a fan of the sausage, but he also seems like he would be the type of guy that would shout out his own name while taking it up the ass.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
He's looking off camera at a dude.. a stringy, gangly dude.. one he can take advantage of and call a whore. lmao.
why is he too golden?
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So the fuck what?!
It's a damn shame when the only thing a picture of a naked ass man with a delicious body does is make me go EWWWWW. ________________________________________________
muthafucka I'm ILL
Gay.
HAHA at Dorothy Zbornak...you were always my favorite Golden Girl!!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
I get the whole 'Buffalo Bill' vibe from him. You know he stands in front of the mirror with it tucked and giggles......
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Submitted by char on September 15, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Gross...he looks like a pervy date rapist.
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I actually knew a pervy date rapist. Thank God I never went on a date with him myself,
but over a few years, he got about 3 or 4 women drugged at bars with the date-rape drug, took them home and everything .. thank God someone woke up unexpectedly (in his bathtub, of all places!) and caught on to what he was doing .. he was finally caught and arrested, and is in prison now for a verry long time.
Can't stand his forehead. If anyone knows how to read faces let me know what his caveman forehead means.
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The peen is MIA.
Good, dont want to see that diseased thing anyway.
LOL at the orange comments!
He does look as though he has been stitched together from scraps of leather left discarded on a workshop floor.
Donatella Versace's take on Mary Shelly perhaps.
The stomach is especially frightening.
Obviously I don't understand the art of Sexxxi.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Well, he is on Extra now, so he must be a "serious journalist."
fucking gross. whats up with the stomach? and where's his peen? am i missing something here?
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Is his stomach normal?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 15, 2008 - 4:09pm.
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mmmmmm 'caramel drip' LOL
great... now I HAVE to go get a Caramel Macciato from Starbucks. have to. Thank God the new Starbucks down the street was built with
a drive-thru !!!! HOOORAY !!!
I've been waiting for that shit 4EVER! :) Now I don't even have to park and get my lazy ass out of the car!!
Mark Paul Gosselar played Zach Morris, he was the blonde.....
don't feel stupid for not knowing much about this cheesy show! hahahah
bye all....off to work...
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
PSL:
oh my god i feel so stupid! (*covering my face in shame*) wow it seems the only one who made it career wise after saved by the bell was the blonde guy. i forgot his name.(*duh*)
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Right now, Burt Reynolds is saying "Bitch, please."
gucci, He IS one of the Saved By The Bell dudes....AC Slater was his character's name.
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by DeeDee on September 15, 2008 - 1:09pm.
I feel bad for the bear rug. What did he do to deserve this caramel drip laying all over him?
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That's the dead bear skin from Sarah Palin's office. It tried to break free from her but ended up having to work the ho track in West Hollywood. Naturally, that's where Mario picked it up. He was going to give it to Eva Longoria, but he liked the way it tickled his taint and no-no hole, so he kept it.
Submitted by Stoney on September 15, 2008 - 1:05pm.
*hugs Stoney*
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?