Disney Makes Megan Fox Sick
Get Megan Fox a barf bag. If she has to see little Miley Cyrus shake her shit for Mickey Mouse one more time, she's going to up chuck a bunch of David Silver jizz.
In an interview with GQ Magazine, Megan explains why she hates the baby whore machine known as Disney. She said: “With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
When the interviewer tells her that she probably just dug her own grave. She responded: “Yeah, that was probably a bad move—they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
They make them wear belly shirts?! That should be a fucking crime in itself. Nobody should ever wear belly shirts. Ever. Well, only this dude should be allowed, but nobody else!
You know, Megan can't act her way out of a used condom, but I still like her. She's a filthy whore who isn't afraid to stand up for fellow sluts! Yes, the Mickey Mouse Mafia will probably put a hit out on her ass, but it's worth it.
Megan also talked about this picture of her grabbing David Silver's salchicha. In typical slut fashion, Megan shrugged it off as not being a big deal:“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”
Megan is a breath of fresh whore! Finally, a slut who is proud of being a slut and isn't about to apologize for it! That's right, us sluts just "cup" dick in public and there's nothing wrong with that!
Awwwwwwwww, one ho talking about another ho! How Hollyweird of her!
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Sit yo ass down!
chick'en-get-it
Megan Fox is still young, and she's clearly grappling with the double-standards that society has in place with regard to men, women and sexuality. The core of what she's trying to say is not unreasonable, but she doesn't make complete sense: A man grabbing a woman's butt is not comparable to grabbing penis... If a man were walking around with his hand on his girlfriend/wife's vagina it would be just as "scandalous."
However, she didn't make a value judgment as to whether kids in the "seventh grade" should or should not be giving handjobs - as some people seem to be reacting to here. It probably wasn't even a literal reference. She was a defending her statement that she wasn't and wouldn't perform a sexual act in public, as said pictures were being construed to portray.
Her acting ability is debatable, but if she does end up with some reasonable longevity I have a feeling we'll see significant maturation in her arguments.
Another skinny, angry attention whore. She also bitches about how she hates being considered sexy. THen cover up your shit, bitch.
She so reminds me of Jessica Alba. "I'm sick of getting the sexy roles!" Then quit accepting them, go back to acting class and try for better roles, idiot.
I gotta show love for this girl! She really doesn't give a fuck what hiollywood thinks of her, She's like a female Russell Crowe! angelina acted out and said these things for attention, but Megan is actually just being honest! And She's right! If Hollywood wants to write her off, then she must be doing something right as a human being!
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Jesus she really is complete and utter trash isn't she? Surely she's wrecked any potential acting career she might have had with comments like that, especially in the conservative states? Or is it that she really is that stupid that she thinks talking about hand-jobs and cupping her boyfriend's dick in interviews would be considered acceptable? If she was trying to do sexy/edgy Angelina Jolie-style chat she's fallen a bit wide of the mark hasn't she. Its like, Megan, you're supposed to make yourself sound sexual and alluring, not a low-rent day-shift hooker. Back to the drawing board for you!
Considering the fact that most people are wondering who the f--- this chick is. She really shouldn't be so full of herself...epecially when she looks like every other beat down chick that works at Hooters or Bone Daddy's.
I can't believe BAG went from Vanessa Marcil to this....sad just sad
Megan Fox kissed a girl — and then some! — and she liked it.
The 22-year-old actress, who is now engaged to Brian Austin Green, reveals in October's GQ that she once had a fling with a female stripper named Nikita.
The romance began when she was 18 and first living in L.A.
"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," Fox said. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita."
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/megan-fox-i-had-a-fling-with-a-female-str...
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I don't think she has great acting abilities but she is so stunning and I she sure is comfortable in her own skin. As for comparisons to angelina..I don't know why. Angelina is better looking and a better actress and a million times more bad ass and smart, yet I like this girl. I also think it's ok to cup your man's dick every now and then..so what mind your own! Pain is Beauty
Yeah this bitch is so fucking smart! Let me tell you! How can you talk shit about disney sponsored blow jobs when your making a dick sucking face and letting an ice cube melt down your chin like some one just blew their load on your fucking noggin!
NEXT.HO. PLEASE.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Anybody trashing the absurdity that is Disney and their army of prefab adolescent twats is alright in my book. I respect her.
This PORN STAR looking, talentless skank should shut her mouth. I can't wait for her five years to be up so she can disappear. Don't compare her to Angie. Angie has talent. She does NOT. She looks like a raven-haired Jenna Jameson. She looks like plastic.
Disney sluts like Vanexxa and Miley are just that--sluts. Little girls watch their shows and so they shouldn't be allowed to post naked pics of themselves on the Internet. If they want to do that they should be fired. The only thing Disney should be blamed for is NOT FIRING them.
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Megan Fox is my new hero! And...she may have shot herself in the foot saying all that about Disney.....but what she said is true.
I personally HATE disney movies. I never even liked that crap as a kid.
Just sayin'.....
P.S. I love Brian Austin Green too. BRING DAVID BACK TO 90210. bitches.
This chick is ridiculous
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Someone put this blow up doll in the freezer! This plastic fuck toy is melting all over the place and im not going to spray down this drive way again!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She's like Ang before someone scraped off that light film of skank.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
She is the total epitome of a "TWAT"!
That is all..........
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Ok, handjobs in seventh grade, I think this bitch's future was all mapped out by then.
I can not find anything wrong with what she said.
Her "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" tatt on the other hand... *rolls eyes*
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You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" and she says, "Yeah, okay." Then sex is on, yes? Doesn't always work, though. If the President of Barundi says do you want a cup of coffee...
Well... at least she doesn't seem to be afraid to be herself, which is pretty refreshing.
Just as she said about the Disney bitches... at least she's not apologizing about things she's done, such as grabbing the crotch of her man.
Wow. Smart, well spoken AND classy.
I cup dick in public. Megan is my new hero. Okay, well. She's second after Jordan. And yes, I read the NYT article on her yesterday. I really love her now.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
She's such a retarded whore its almost funny! Slut Pride paladin!
I LOVE this bitch. She's a modern-day Frances Farmer. And she's right about the Disney whore machine.
Say it loud, Megan. MK, make her the Hot Slut of the week!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Bravo for her speaking her mind,love a girl with balls.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This bitch is only 23 but looks like she's 33. Must be partying it up 24/7.
Good God Almighty on his Throne, I've just read the second passage from Fox.
Thirteen year olds giving out hand-jobs? Really Megan? Normalising overt sexual behaviour among young children?
Is this woman deranged? THAT is the socio-moral platform from which she springs her bizarre commentary?
Are we sure that she wasn't tugging on bars of plutonium down at the nuclear plant?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Yeah, well people like Megan Fox make me feel nausious to my core.
Maybe if the world wasn't filled with women whoring themselves out and making a career out of looking as though they would suck a penny from under THE MAN'S foreskin, then we wouldn't have little girls trying to emulate this behaviour.
Oh, and I'm sure that if Disney passed her a wad of cash to 'star' in one of their movies, then she would be the first to paint her blow-job lips and get in front of the camera.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
She's officially AWESOME!
Slut of the day I say.
Who doesn't like cupping a dick?
http://www.myspace.com/fashionputtana
Megan Fox... hot, tells it how it is... my kind of girl
--thanks awfully--
O/T but does anyone know whats up with female first and /or medialady? both sites are down?
I'm a homeless anti... where are my friends?
I bet Jolie finally got them! :D help!
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"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”
Team Fox !
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"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”
Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on September 16, 2008 - 12:24am.
GEE IS THE REASON WHY DISNEY WORLD RAISES THEIR PRICES EVERY YEAR BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PAY ALL THESE FAKE VIRGIN TWATS THAT THEY PIMP OUT?? FUCK ALL THAT IM GONNA RIP UP MY EPCOT AFTER 4 PASS.....NEXT APRIL AFTER IT EXPIRES...I PAID $130 FOR IT AND IM DAMN WELL GONNA GET MY $$$ WORTH...MAYBE I SHOULD COME UP WITH A PLAN TO DESTROY DISNEY'S TYRANNY FROM....INSIDE THE PARK...THE BABY WAS BORN..INSIDE THE PARK...THAT MEANS THE MOTHER IS...INSIDE THE PARK! CLEAR OUT THE BUMPER BOATS RIDE BEFORE TEA LEONI GETS IT!! OH WAIT IVE RAMBLED INTO ANOTHER COMPANY/PARK/MOVIE..WHATEVER..
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sorry... what???
**whatever**
Megan is looking sooooo hoooot
see similar news at www.entertainroom.com
She makes Blohan look squeaky clean...in more ways than one...talk about the nasty crotch rot stench...yeesh...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
She needs to worry less about what Disney is doing and worry more about acting lessons if she's going to present herself as little Miss Too Cool for the Establishment.
she is absolutely sexy ~~~Did you see her hot profile at a model dating site Richromances.com? It seems she is interested in dating wealthy guys over there!!
Good for her. congrats~! I am so glad to hear this...Sh
What a class act. This freaky Angie Jo idolizer needs to stop committing such blasphemy by trying to imitate the one and only Saint Angie. Bitch, wipe that facetious jizz off your rough looking chin, grow a vocabulary that's larger then a mildly retarded seventh grader's, and STFU before a Disney Exec cock slaps you across your hardened tranny face. Thanx
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Hey thanks, Sandbitch.
I've changed it a few times but I always end up back with this one.
Megan Fox can lend me a hand anytime.
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GEE IS THE REASON WHY DISNEY WORLD RAISES THEIR PRICES EVERY YEAR BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PAY ALL THESE FAKE VIRGIN TWATS THAT THEY PIMP OUT?? FUCK ALL THAT IM GONNA RIP UP MY EPCOT AFTER 4 PASS.....NEXT APRIL AFTER IT EXPIRES...I PAID $130 FOR IT AND IM DAMN WELL GONNA GET MY $$$ WORTH...MAYBE I SHOULD COME UP WITH A PLAN TO DESTROY DISNEY'S TYRANNY FROM....INSIDE THE PARK...THE BABY WAS BORN..INSIDE THE PARK...THAT MEANS THE MOTHER IS...INSIDE THE PARK! CLEAR OUT THE BUMPER BOATS RIDE BEFORE TEA LEONI GETS IT!! OH WAIT IVE RAMBLED INTO ANOTHER COMPANY/PARK/MOVIE..WHATEVER..
She totally looks like she's dribbling jizz down her chin in that pic!
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
And since we're sucking on sweetest avies, Manimal's is a crack up. And extremely good resolution!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 10:39pm.
I think this is my fave avie of yours. All the rest are just costumes, right?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hehehee Manimal! Duchovny....
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
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Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Thanks, Miss Priss: Viva La Lohan gave it to me:)
But I made this out of it for DebFrmHell:
www.dlisted.com/user/659
Ha! Funny slawt.
I think this is my fave avie of yours. All the rest are just costumes, right?
Thanks, Miss Priss: Viva La Lohan gave it to me:)
But I made this out of it for DebFrmHell:
http://www.dlisted.com/user/659
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♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hi Angel!
I love your tranny Gollum avie
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She & Lohan always look like they need to wash their hair. I wish she'd STFU. All she ever seems to talk about is her sex life. Then again, I guess that's all that's relevant about her. She certainly doesn't have her talent or career to discuss.
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I nicked my screen name from my botany class I took in university. Datura has a long, interesting history--used in some cultures as a medicine, as a psychoactive drug, as a poison... I liked the versatility. :)
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There ya go!
I have actually sampled said botanic substance. Have you ever seen the TooL vid for Stinkfist? Anydumber, enuf said about my youthful stupidities.
Stinkfist - My 48 hours with Datura.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw