Disney Makes Megan Fox Sick
Get Megan Fox a barf bag. If she has to see little Miley Cyrus shake her shit for Mickey Mouse one more time, she's going to up chuck a bunch of David Silver jizz.
In an interview with GQ Magazine, Megan explains why she hates the baby whore machine known as Disney. She said: “With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
When the interviewer tells her that she probably just dug her own grave. She responded: “Yeah, that was probably a bad move—they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
They make them wear belly shirts?! That should be a fucking crime in itself. Nobody should ever wear belly shirts. Ever. Well, only this dude should be allowed, but nobody else!
You know, Megan can't act her way out of a used condom, but I still like her. She's a filthy whore who isn't afraid to stand up for fellow sluts! Yes, the Mickey Mouse Mafia will probably put a hit out on her ass, but it's worth it.
Megan also talked about this picture of her grabbing David Silver's salchicha. In typical slut fashion, Megan shrugged it off as not being a big deal:“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”
Megan is a breath of fresh whore! Finally, a slut who is proud of being a slut and isn't about to apologize for it! That's right, us sluts just "cup" dick in public and there's nothing wrong with that!
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Megan Fox should meet Duchovny...she cups a dick and he dicks a cup.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on September 15, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Megan Fox is a dirty slut! Good for her I guess.
I think Megan is hot as hell. I'd do her, but she should STFU...I kind of like her...
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LOL! This is exactly how I feel about her.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
And I totally agree with "fuck disney"
They're the reason Shitney became famous
and Timberfuck for that matter
And now Miley "I go to church in a Wifebeater" Cyrus
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Sugar Magnolia
Anyone who sleeps with David Silver automatically forfeits their right to have an opinion.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I was halfway through 9th grade when I gave my first hand job. My sister's friend was kind enough to teach me......:)
I was still playing with dolls in 7th grade too. I don't think I told anyone, but I did.....lol
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Um, I wasn't giving hand jobs in 7th grade either!
Like a lot of you, I was still playing with my Barbie dolls and as a matter of fact I hated boys 'cuz I had big tits already and they were always making me feel dirty
Megan Fox is a dirty slut! Good for her I guess.
I think Megan is hot as hell. I'd do her, but she should STFU...I kind of like her...
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Sugar Magnolia
okay, after all that spewage, I LIKE HER!
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Nothing to figure out, I gotta get him out
It's time the truth was out that he don't give a shit about me
-Fiona Apple "Get Gone"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 15, 2008 - 7:53pm.
Submitted by Datura on September 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
This is off topic, but I'm curious if your "name" has anything to do with mind altering substances?
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edited to add: and if it does, please don't tell anyone where to find it!!
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Haha, I wish I could pretend to be the cool stoner type, but I've never touched a drug in my life.
I nicked my screen name from my botany class I took in university. Datura has a long, interesting history--used in some cultures as a medicine, as a psychoactive drug, as a poison... I liked the versatility. :)
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Is it just me or does she look a little 'used' in that pic?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
hate this bitch
Everything that has made her successful (LiLo, Disney, being 'sexy') she's shat on and she's going to find herself broke with no connections or allies.
She's a corporate marketing tool for sex. It's just not delivered in the blonde ditz way. It's the dark haired badass who JUST HAPPENS to love having sex, play video games, listen to Nirvana, and has tattoos.
In the words of Moon Unit Zappa, Like, Gag me with a spoon.
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I dunno - she's such a classy lady-like lady:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/meganfox/megan_fox_6.jpg
Mebbe we're just all behind.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I remember when I was in like 5th grade or thereabouts and some lil boy sitting beside me was like pssst, and I look over and he had his pinky finger sticking out of his pants, so I'm like what the fuck? (I seriously did say that) Then I looked closer and it was his lil ole peen, I laughed so hard because it was the size of his lil ole pinky, so you can bet not only was I not known as the 7th grade handjob queen, but I was scarring boys early!
Shriveling dicks since 1982!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I didn't know what a handjob was in the seventh grade! Shit, I was still playing with BARBIE in the eighth grade...I was a late bloomer, I guess.
I admire a slut for knowing what she is and being damn proud of it...embrace your inner slut, everyone.
Submitted by Datura on September 16, 2008 - 11:48am.
This is off topic, but I'm curious if your "name" has anything to do with mind altering substances?
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edited to add: and if it does, please don't tell anyone where to find it!!
like this bitch can talk, she was in confessions of a teenage drama queen for christ's sake!
Handjobs are supposed to stop by 7th grade? I think I was still twisting the heads off of dolls in 7th grade.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
meh, trying way too hard to be cool. why explain if you wanna cup peen in public, cup peen.
usually though if I have to grab a peen in public it's because I'mma bout to rip somebody's balls off....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by greeneyedmonster on September 15, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Very true Parker, I've never had a boyfriend that didn't like my hand on his peen. Ha. And call me naive, but I didn't even know what a handjob was in 7th grade and I don't think any of friends did either.
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The world has indeed moved on. Nothing would shock me about what 7th or even 6th graders get up to.
I've noticed too that young girls seem to be the agressors in a BIG way.
It doesn't seem like a job to me.
The only hand job James Haven got was his own!
Washing dishes at Mr. Foo's Chinese restaurant!
Honestly bitches! Get your minds out of the gutter.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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The only seventh graders getting hand jobs when I was growing up were the altar boys.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hand job in 7th grade? Um, I don't think so slut.
Hey! Wait a second! I wasn't giving hand-jobs in Grade 7!!!! Eeeep! I might have let a boy feel up my boobies or something but handjobs? And I'm a slut, dudes - wtf is this world coming to?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by BrunetteBarbie on September 15, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Some girls who appear to be sluts in public aren't acting...They really are sluts, lol.
They can't all be good girls...How boring would that be???
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Sean Combs received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing.
-Michael K
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 7:58pm.
TIGERLILLY'S A SLUT!!!
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You take that back, Speakit, or I'll lock your lil' ass in a locker after givin' you a good noogie and tellin' everyone you got the clap!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 15, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 15, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Finally! a 100yrs. later a 7th grade handjob.
Only those OTHER girls from the public school would do that in the 7th grade.
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Ok, let's get this thing started...*spitting in tiger paws*...Oh, and I lied about trimming my claws, but...WAIT! WAIT!...*sigh*....another lonely night just like 7th grade, when, after I gave my first handjob and got the title "castriger"... kids can be so cruel...I didn't mean to castrate a bitch, I just, you know...I...Ok, I got bored and hungry...What? What? Like that's so bad...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Very true Parker, I've never had a boyfriend that didn't like my hand on his peen. Ha. And call me naive, but I didn't even know what a handjob was in 7th grade and I don't think any of friends did either.
Megan Fox actually does make a point, if Disney promotes you they do sort of own you but it can't be such a bad life, is it?
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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 15, 2008 - 7:19pm.
she is sluty ,manipulative and does not give a shit , she is my girl crush
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I totally agree!!!
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Sean Combs received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing.
-Michael K
TIGERLILLY'S A SLUT!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I didn't see the pics, but seriously, you all have never cupped a guy in public?
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Why would I do that? WHY?!?!?!?!
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Subtle threat.
Last time i looked, Miley was a minor....so is Miss Fox saying that if your Mama pushes you out in front of a car travelling at 60 mph on the freeway, the driver of the car is at fault when you get killed?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 15, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Finally! a 100yrs. later a 7th grade handjob.
Only those OTHER girls from the public school would do that in the 7th grade.
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Hmmm I know I personally wasnt giving hand jobs in 7th grade and Im not sure many other girls were either...
typical slut statements from this chick... boring.
I just gained a little respect for this woman. Whoever she is.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 15, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Parker on September 15, 2008 - 9:07pm.
For Slutienna Miller, that seems to be her M-O.
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LMAO True that! I guess some gals don't need a "warm-up".
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 15, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Ok, I'll admit it I've cupped myself in public.
There I said it.
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Mentally, I'm cupping you in DListed public right now, I'm even moving on to a "7th grade handjob"...Wait, WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? I trimmed my claws...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thanks Angel. MK's link wasn't working for me either.
That's it? People freaked out about that? That wasn't even a 'cup'. She looks like she's honking a clown's nose.
Vanessa Hudgens never really apologized for the pictures. She said she was sorry if she hurt some of her fans, but not that she was sorry she did it. I remember that because I thought, "you kind of rock, VanHud, even though you were in High School Musical."
So suck it, Megan Fox! Oh wait, you probably did already.
Submitted by Parker on September 15, 2008 - 9:07pm.
For Slutienna Miller, that seems to be her M-O.
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Submitted by sassykitty on September 15, 2008 - 8:31pm.
I've given some handjobs since 7th grade--is that so wrong???
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Well, I guess...if you don't wanna be cool like Megan...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Ok, I'll admit it I've cupped myself in public.
There I said it.
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I can't get the David Silver picture - here it is if you're curious:
http://cm1.dotspotter.com/media/0/47/55/crotch-grab.0.0.0x0.432x539.jpeg
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I don't mind her Disney comments. Fuck them. That whole company strikes me as a group of pedo "packagers" and it pretty much grosses me out.
I, as a woman of 30 years must strongly disagree with the hand job comment. It can get things started, get what all we ladies love, and lead to something else. Has this bitch ever heard of foreplay or does she just jump right on? Sheesh, nothing wrong with a little hand on the peen for your lover man. I think most dudes would agree.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I get the feeling she says this shit to keep guys interested in her and to seem cool.Newsflash,you don't have to try so hard,guys like you because you are smoking hot!Also,David Silver has had a lot of hot chicks so he must have a huge dick that he knows how to wiggle.
Submitted by sassykitty on September 15, 2008 - 8:31pm.
I've given some handjobs since 7th grade--is that so wrong???
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WHORE!!!!! no, I'm kidding. slut. NOOO lol
You made me love you
I didn't want to do it, I didn't want to do it
You made me love you
and all the time you knew it
I guess you always knew it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I've given some handjobs since 7th grade--is that so wrong???
That made me like her. Dammit.
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I put the F-U in Fun.
Oh, she's so hardcore. Newsflash Megan: Disney is a FAMILY entertainment company. The wholesome image is part of the package. If they want to skank it up there are more than a few other employment options open to them. Yeah, do we really want the tweens to be idolizing sluts and skanks? The answer is NO.
I'd still hit that from every angle, though.
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