Disney Makes Megan Fox Sick
Get Megan Fox a barf bag. If she has to see little Miley Cyrus shake her shit for Mickey Mouse one more time, she's going to up chuck a bunch of David Silver jizz.
In an interview with GQ Magazine, Megan explains why she hates the baby whore machine known as Disney. She said: “With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit—I would never issue an apology for my life and for who I am. It’s like, Oh, I’m sorry I took a naked, private picture that someone is an asshole and sold for money. I’m sorry if someone else is a dick. No. You shouldn’t have to apologize. Someone betrayed Vanessa, but no one’s angry at that person. She had to apologize. I hate Disney for making her do that. Fuck Disney.”
When the interviewer tells her that she probably just dug her own grave. She responded: “Yeah, that was probably a bad move—they own everything. But it’s not right. They take these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
They make them wear belly shirts?! That should be a fucking crime in itself. Nobody should ever wear belly shirts. Ever. Well, only this dude should be allowed, but nobody else!
You know, Megan can't act her way out of a used condom, but I still like her. She's a filthy whore who isn't afraid to stand up for fellow sluts! Yes, the Mickey Mouse Mafia will probably put a hit out on her ass, but it's worth it.
Megan also talked about this picture of her grabbing David Silver's salchicha. In typical slut fashion, Megan shrugged it off as not being a big deal:“I don’t understand why they’re so scandalous. When they first came out, it was like, Megan Fox was giving Brian a blow job in pub—I mean, uh—a hand job in public. First: Who gives hand jobs? Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me. And who does it at a café on a public street? I touch him all the time. It’s just like, if you have a girlfriend, you grab her butt or whatever. That’s all it was, but it became a big deal. I don’t know why. For me, touching Brian’s dick for two seconds—that’s not part of our sex life. That’s me playing around; you know, you just cup it a little. For a few seconds.”
Megan is a breath of fresh whore! Finally, a slut who is proud of being a slut and isn't about to apologize for it! That's right, us sluts just "cup" dick in public and there's nothing wrong with that!
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The Disney machine starts them young. Their parents with filled pockets should be kissing Disney's ass. That may or may not be what these kids wanted. Maybe they wanted a normal childhood.
I don't like her. I think she tries too hard and sounds VERY immature. Plus, she totally cost herself movie roles...there's always porn...
I COMPLETELY disagree with her. Disney has been breeding teen stars for the better part of a century. With that legacy comes a long-standing reputation of the wholesome boy or girl next-door...that isn't changing anytime soon.
Disney has made all these current teen stars wealthy and famous beyond belief. The fact that I even know these kids' names is utterly ridiculous to me, considering I outgrew my Disney years about a decade ago. Nonetheless, everytime these little hookers cash a check, the LEAST they can do is show some respect to the corporation that is responsible for their fame and fortune. After all, they asked for it. Success comes with sacrifice and responsibility. If you can't handle it, get out of the limelight.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Ooooh, I can't stand this vapid bitch.
Yeah, I would be sorry if I took naked photos for some fucking loser and he sold them. There's almost always some clue to his character that would have warned me beforehand. Yeah, it's his fault, but I would still feel remorse on some level. So yeah, I would be sorry.
Then again, there's the age of the photoskanks. At least one of those girls was under 18. There's more issues involved with that than I care to think about.
Lastly, YOU FUCKED/MAULED/GRABBED, whatever, DAVID-FUCKING-SILVER, the singer of "You Are So Precious To Me." You have forfeited the right to your slut opinion on ANYTHING.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
...With any of the Miley Cyrus shit, or any of that Vanessa Hudgens shit...
Please don't even think about Britneys shit...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:26pm.
eleven years of marital bliss.
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Congratulations.
My husband and I have been together for 28 years.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hahaha, that just made me like her a little bit!
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
http://www.celebnewswire.com/megan_fox_grabs_brian_austin_greens_crotch....
i think the photo is this shit. I think what she is saying is perfectly valid and I like the fact that she is being cunty in a specific way rather than just dissing the disney project in general. new sluts are about details. but ask yourselves this: what if he pressed her chuzu in public? Exactly! Still a slut. I'm no feminist but with the current state of the economy who gives a flying fuck about a cup!
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:29pm.
awww, I'm happy for you. That's so sweet.
I hope I have that, someday. :)
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I couldn't have done it without the Prozac, bubbeleh.
OK, I'm over and outta here.
*pinches speakit's tuchus*
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"Scrumpy And Western"
That is a rough looking 22 year old. Anyhow, don't agree. These Disney girls are selling promise rings and other Disney bulls**t. They are held at a different standard. They are getting paid very well for pretending to be something that they are not.
Oh please let her make a movie with The Brad.
She has twatinese down pat, he will totally get her.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Okaay kids at my school were NOT giving hand jobs at 12! I wouldn't be surprised if they are today but 10 years ago? The worst we did was play spin the bottle- and that was just a peck! Am I just naive?
I really can't stand megan fox and I HATE being told its because I'm "jelus" of her "hotness"
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...and nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down!
Awww, dammit. Now I like her.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:26pm.
eleven years of marital bliss.
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awww, I'm happy for you. That's so sweet.
I hope I have that, someday. :)
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:26pm.
eleven years of marital bliss.
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"Scrumpy And Western"
Mrs. K,
How long have you been married, assuming you're married?
I love this potty-mouthed floozy.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:18pm.
Um... cuz your hands were cold?
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If my hands are cold I cup Pudge's ass cheeks,
INSIDE his pants.
Oy, he's a thorn in my side sometimes, but he does have a cute tuchus.
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"Scrumpy And Western"
She has a point, but Miley Cyrus is only 15.
she is sluty ,manipulative and does not give a shit , she is my girl crush
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Pass the barf bag each time this ho-bag thinks she has something important to contribute to society.
That being said, I must, unfortunately, agree with her comments about the Mouse House. Disney is run by a bunch of sanctimonious, hyporcritical twits.
Remember, these are the twits who greenlighted "Herbie Fully Loaded" with our favoritest prostiteen.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 15, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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Um... cuz your hands were cold? checking for a pulse? I'll think of some nonslutty reason, just give me a minute.
Submitted by speakit on September 15, 2008 - 4:16pm.
I didn't see the pics, but seriously, you all have never cupped a guy in public?
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Why would I do that? WHY?!?!?!?!
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"Scrumpy And Western"
She has a point, but she's not yet famous enough to be so outspoken (and I have a feeling fame is all important to her).
I think they should all apologize for being useless and talentless. Ms. Fox could could lead the way. Let's see, she's 23 so we have at least ten more years of having to hear anything that comes out her stupid mouth.
Submitted by cultmovieheathers on September 15, 2008 - 4:12pm.
She might be a slut...but she has a point.
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And she makes it so eloquently.
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"Scrumpy And Western"
I didn't see the pics, but seriously, you all have never cupped a guy in public?
Really??? next Angelina Jolie????? standards are way low these days.....Bitch looks beat for 23!
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Sluts of the world unite!
Me likes her.
How much writing does a person need tatoo'd on their body?
She might be a slut...but she has a point.
when i see her, i think of her slutty character's theme music in "confessions of a teenage drama queen". every time she'd walk into frame, they'd play this weird little music tag: "uh OH..uh OH..."
she's "sickened" because her angie voight-wannabe face didn't end up on lunchboxes and t-shirts like miley's did. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361467/
Sometimes I think this chick is hot, and other times, like now....I think she just needs to STFU!!!!
Isn't she only something like 23? That girl looks a hard, used 38! She honestly looks very hard - like she's lived a really rough life. Kinda like a hooch who's seen and done it all.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
She should really stop trying to be Angelina Jolie and find her own identity.
Sorry, I'm no Jolie fan, but my god, it annoys me that this bitch wants to be just like her.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
You guys can say whatever you want. But would I have a drunken lesbian orgy with her fulfilling every fantasy of mine with the opposite sex and then not call her the next day?
Oh yes.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
klassy, yo.
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"Scrumpy And Western"
Oh Megan, where were you when I was in 7th grade?
Her lips are ridiculous already. Eesh.
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
I know how she feels. I just want to yell a big "FUCK YOU" to the person that made her famous.
And she needs to just keep quiet, cause she's dating David Silver. Nuff said.
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RIMADYL KILLS
That the slut that hasn't cup dick in public for a few seconds throws the first stone!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
who is this person?
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
She really should exfoliate her chest.