Tuesday, September 16th 2008
True Love: Brit Brit & Frapp
These beautiful pictures have brought tears to my eyes. Not since Christian the Lion reunited with the two hippies gays have I been so touched by a reunion. Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" is playing in my head while I go through these images of Brit Brit with her true love, Frapp. This is exactly where Frapp belongs, in Brit Brit's Cheetle covered hands.
I was beginning to think that her heart moved on. It was foolish of me to think that, because once you go Frapp, you never go back.
Umm...and doesn't Brit Brit's fellatio with Frapp sort of fuck with her 1,200 calorie a day diet?
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At least she's not wearing cowboy boots.
I'll never let go, Frapp....I'll never let go.
And the bodyguard can totally get it!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
Are you freaking kidding me people? Someone is drinking a Starbucks Coffee Drink and were are shouting TRAINWRECK?
Wow. I love snark but this is ridiculous.
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isn't this a sign of the runaway train pulling into the station?
Oh, and that is one fuckable body guard, can I guard him for an hour or so?
Thank feck! my name was starting to go out of fashion! when she got all fit and healthy, I thought holy cheeto what now?!
The frapp bloat is back.
*phew*
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That's one smokin' hot homosexual with the fish!
Hahaha! MK this was one of the funniest yet! It made my morning this morning!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I so, so hope that she gets fat again. Then I could listen to her music again with glee.
And the downward spiral begins again...
Brit is all leg isn't she? Frapp's have like 800 calories or more in them...which means she only has 400 more calories left in the day. Maybe that's a bag of cheetos?
Your face!
Could it be?? Is this the first step in reboarding the crazy train?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 16, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Lolo, I met Louis CK in Venice last year...he was very nice...I chatted with him, and all was good, until I mistook his daughter for a son. ooops.
Way cool PSL! I wonder if that was the little girl he calls an asshole in his act?
ha ha ha!
People always say he is honest but nice about it.
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Stumpney needs to cover those ham hocks up for the sake of our eyeballs.
Lolo, I met Louis CK in Venice last year...he was very nice...I chatted with him, and all was good, until I mistook his daughter for a son. ooops.
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
MRS K! HELL YEAH Louis CK!
Love that guy! Going to see him at the NYC comedy Festival fo shooooooooooooo
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Lolo!!!
Louis C.K.
right on
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
It pains me to say it but I think that is the best she has looked in a long while, legs included!
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^l yesterday. What is he looking for on that site?
Molotov.. Thanks! I was wondering what my plans were going to be for tonight.. *wipes brow* I was worried..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 9:58am.
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 12:34pm.
This looney bitch can suck a bag of dicks!
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Where is this Bag of dicks you speak of. Can I buy those in bulk?
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*buys Okie a pallet of dicks at Costco*
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
*lays freshly warshed dick in dumpster for LoLo* The food that sticks to this from th can will be lunch..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Stumpy really loves her Frapps. I wonder if she's tried the new banana frapp yet?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 16, 2008 - 10:01am.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 9:55am.
In hell, baby.
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Mom?
When did you get a computer?
I go dumpster diving for cock that has been tossed out but may still be a little fresh.
Im how do you say..... thrifty?
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Well I just have a thing for bald guys with military training. Don't care if he's short, LOOOVVEE bodyguards. HOT HOT HOT.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 9:58am.
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 12:34pm.
This looney bitch can suck a bag of dicks!
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Where is this Bag of dicks you speak of. Can I buy those in bulk?
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Costco, dick aisle.
LoLo.. I think that's where all my dicks have come from, Layaway.. already used, maybe i got them at the pawn shop. *dusts one off*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 9:55am.
In hell, baby.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 1:28pm.
YES! Its Okie time!
She can suck a bag of dicks that has been on lay-a-way! Cheap dicks for you MooMoo Spearsasaurus!
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Right, I only scrolled through the first page. I see now that thankfully all is well in the world.
Seriously, Britney always has the HOTTEST bodyguards, I've noticed before. If I were famous, I would totally use the bodyguard agency as an escort service.
Submitted by LoLo on September 16, 2008 - 12:34pm.
This looney bitch can suck a bag of dicks!
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Where is this Bag of dicks you speak of. Can I buy those in bulk?
Her thighs don't bother me, it's those calves. Aren't legs supposed get smaller on the way down?
yes, she's all muscle, but it's just so unattractive to me.
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It's good to love you like I do, and to feel this way
When I hear you say:
Hello
- Neil Diamond
your right, he is not hot at all. And he is so fucking short, he is basically her height, what kinda protection is that?
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Very inter-esting.
3 pages of comments about britney spears buying a frap, but only one page about sniffing gasoline.
Where am I?
The bodyguard IS standing next to the poster child of Hot Mess, the invested and committed variety, of course that will make him look hwat.
Stand him next to a Johnny Depp and watch his worth plummet.
See.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Hot bodyguard?
Meh
garden variety bald guy.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by Jeane on September 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
yes jeane it was my mistake, it was Van Gogh whose description I wrote. From what I recall from my Art History class, I was taught he had in later life, mental issues, maybe not eat your feces crazy, but definitely not all there. And, I am pretty sure the ear fact is correct as its been documented several times, however, I am not an Art History major by any means so if its not true then I stand corrected. And people did notice the hot body guard, definitely a step up from big rob in the past.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
I do not think that body guard is hot but i think you are hot for thinking that!
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Submitted by Jeane on September 16, 2008 - 12:48pm.
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Stop drooling and read the posts, people have noticed! :P
Toilet bats are shedding a tear right now.
This is the perfect pair, like salt and pepper, peanut butter and jelly....Shitney and Frapps.
The ham hocks in inappropriate cut offs, wife beater in pink, ahhhhhhhh..............
The faint wisps of K Fed body spray days.
Welcome back truck stop hooker trash.
The irony of losing her kids was that it is the biggest life improvement she got and she EARNED THAT, every last drop of it.
I miss the brown boots though.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
How come someone already noticed the Picasso/Van Gogh mix-up but no one has commented on the HOT BOYGUARD. Priorities people!
Is that her bodyguard? H O T !!
By the way, NYAPPLES, Picasso did not cut his ear off, nor was he BAT SHIT CRAZY. A bit eccentric maybe, and surely a womanizer, but not crazy.
I think you mean Van Gogh, who did cut his ear off, and commited suicide. And he didn't so much starve himself, he was just really poor and often bought painting supplies instead of food.
Hey, don't dis my BFFs - frapps only have 500 calories! Well worth rice cakes for dinner.
speakit,
I LOVE CLEO, and as far as Britney is concerned, listen im not a psycho that has britney pics on my walls etc. I think shes human and has had a break down so it is what it is, I dont know the bitch so I can only go on what I think from what we all know. As far as what she will become in the future, no one knows, that is really up in the air, but I love studying "celebrity" through the times, and have deduced that usually you can tell who will be the one to break away from the rest of the people who came out that decade, and become the *it* celebrity, and of those few, there is usually even less who will become legends. But its a shame none of us will be around in like 100 years time to see what will become of her life historically, but having said that I can name a few celebrities, such as justin t. who will only serve as a citation to the life of someone more importants biography.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Having just stepped out of the shower I WILL say that mine are much more shapely. So there! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 16, 2008 - 9:35am.
I gotta say...you make a convincing argument, but I wholeheartedly disagree with you.
Brit will never be an icon like Elvis or Marilyn or Picasso or Van Gogh.
Only time will tell, however.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I <3 Mrs. K
Starry starry night
paint your palette blue and grey
look out on a summer's day
with eyes that know the
darkness in my soul.
@NYapples.. I get what you're saying. I just think you're wrong. We'll see.
and leave Cleopatra out of this, cuz she's my homegirl. :)
*looks around for leftovers*
What?! Like you've NEVER done that before? pffft
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
mrs. k
oh fuck ur right, sorry i havent had much sleep last night, your completely right it was Van Gogh who only sold one copy of his artwork in his life, who went mad, and who cut his ear of. Picasso actually was the complete opposite he had a very very high profile and succesful career and was credited with developing cubism , so big mix up, but the point is still the same, just mistaked the named by mistake
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
This looney bitch can suck a bag of dicks!
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