Tuesday, September 16th 2008
True Love: Brit Brit & Frapp
These beautiful pictures have brought tears to my eyes. Not since Christian the Lion reunited with the two hippies gays have I been so touched by a reunion. Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" is playing in my head while I go through these images of Brit Brit with her true love, Frapp. This is exactly where Frapp belongs, in Brit Brit's Cheetle covered hands.
I was beginning to think that her heart moved on. It was foolish of me to think that, because once you go Frapp, you never go back.
Umm...and doesn't Brit Brit's fellatio with Frapp sort of fuck with her 1,200 calorie a day diet?
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I seriously have the warm fuzzies seeing Brit and Frapp together. It's like the old days.
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I thought Shitney was on a "healthy eating" kick?
Eh, who cares. Good to see the old Shitney is lurking around the Satanbucks Frap Stand.
Clarisee & Speakit ~ those kids were screwed the moment KFed opened the first beer can with Shitney.
LCT
then, feed them to the toilet bats.
on topic, I'd just die if she went nuts again, let's send her an umbrella and a pair of clippers for her hair.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 16, 2008 - 10:34am.
Speakit,
Sadly, those little boys were fucked the moment the sperm met the egg.
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By the looks of poor little JJ I think he might have gotten fucked by an evil KFed sperm right in the head in the process.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 16, 2008 - 10:30am.
YES!
evilshoe, lct, join hands, light a candle, do the boot moves, pray!!!
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Wait, I'll have to wrap my sofa batteries in green beans first. OK WOW!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Speakit,
Sadly, those little boys were fucked the moment the sperm met the egg.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
"Reunited and it feels so good..."
:) Aw, I love a happy love story.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
YES!
evilshoe, lct, join hands, light a candle, do the boot moves, pray!!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She could miraculously get the most banging bod on the planet, increase her IQ by fifty points, and come out with a CD in December, so beautiful that angel's weep.
She still fucked over her kids. There's no brit comeback for speakit.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 16, 2008 - 10:05am.
isn't this a sign of the runaway train pulling into the station?
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Uh oh...
*TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!*
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 16, 2008 - 10:05am.
isn't this a sign of the runaway train pulling into the station?
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*holding back tears*
I can only pray the crazy is right around the corner. The only thing that could make me completely lose my shit is a comingback post.
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Dick happens! - MK
I do NOT approve this comeback.
That's all.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
I'm starting to think there are special powers in the frapps. I mean, look at her. After all the shit that's gone on in the past while how did she manage to end up looking this good?
I'm going to have a frapp for breakfast and a frapp for lunch and see what happens. Maybe it's like the Special K challenge on speed.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
This is exactly where Frapp belongs, in Brit Brit's Cheetle covered hands.
LMAO! I just learned what cheetle was last night while watching Unwrapped.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
I wish the paps would leave the STD riddent cunt alone. Not for her sake, but for ours. Nasty, disgusting, low lif bitch that she is.
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I just wonder how many people she has slept w. Like I have this one friend that will sleep w/ ANYONE.. Well I know lots of people like that, but it isn't showcased.. *ponders for a bit*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by KD on September 16, 2008 - 7:17am.
Or that guy Sandwich.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 16, 2008 - 10:03am.
How does someone get legs like hers? They're hugely muscular and oddly stumpy at the same time.
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yeah, and the muscle increases when her gangley toes wrap around those flip-flops of hers, almost gnawing a hole into the ground..
She's wearing a bra and pants. I am content.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!!
Submitted by Tristram on September 16, 2008 - 9:15am.
I wonder if Starbucks HQ has issued an internal directive to all stores in LA County to have "The Brit" ready whenever she walks in? It's all she ever orders, right?
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They should just add it to their menu's. You know, kind of like how that guy, Reuben, has his own sandwich.
Normal people would hold the frapp in their hand so that they wouldn't get whipped cream on their boob.
I think it's wack that she said she doesn't eat any sugar, not even fruit. Really, not even fruit??
I wonder if Starbucks HQ has issued an internal directive to all stores in LA County to have "The Brit" ready whenever she walks in? It's all she ever orders, right?
So she cannot treat herself to a frap every once in a while? Me thinks she is working them off with that hot man she has at her side! ;O)
Yeah, in the last picture, the bodyguard is hot
you know, mk, it´s ok to screw your diet once or twice a week. it´s called WEEKEND!!!!
**whatever**
Cici, you're spot on.
Also, Britbrit can just go get those lipo injections she used to do before really going doolally.
How does swamp thing keep getting these HWAT ASS bodyguards?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
isn't this a sign of the runaway train pulling into the station?
Oh, and that is one fuckable body guard, can I guard him for an hour or so?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
How does someone get legs like hers? They're hugely muscular and oddly stumpy at the same time.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Brit still doesn't look like her old self. Her cravings for sweets/carbs are indicative of an endocrine disorder. Plus, she doesn't really have the glow of a woman in her 20s. Something's off.
I'm more concerned with the prices then I am with the calories fuck Starbucks is expensive as shit. The prices alone keep me away.
She was off the Frapp long enough to lose the weight for the VMAs….now it’s back to business as usual.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
i remember being so broke in college and being so excited about purchasing my once a year drink at $bucks--ahh the memories!
The meltdown is coming and I'm looking forward to MK's wise observations of this dumb cunt.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
You can get a tall Frappucino light with no whip for 90 calories, which is not a bad snack. However, she's got a larger size and whipped like Brad Pitt. She'll have to ride a lot of ponies to work those calories off.
I think the Health Dept. needs to reassess that 'A' since Brit's been there.