Tuesday, September 16th 2008

They Picked The Wrong Gayelle

Ellen Degeneres is the newest face of CoverGirl. And yes, I said Ellen Degeneres and not Zac Efron. Ellen announced on her show today that she will star in commercials for CoverGirl that will begin airing next year.

Ellen, who probably doesn't wear make-up when not on camera, said, "I am very, very excited about it. It's a very cool thing, I'm honored and the photo shoot was 'easy, breezy, beautiful ... CoverGirl.'"

More like "easy, breezy, lezziful...."

I like Ellen. If she made me cookies, I would eat them, but she is not the right gayelle for the job! I just have two words: ROJO CALIENTE! The world needs to pull the dildo out of their asses and recognize this woman! She should be on billboards, in movies and in the oval office. She should be everywhere! The whores at CoverGirl made a mistake!

Unless, they did consider her, but realized that there is no way they can improve upon her natural beauty. Yeah, that must be it.

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Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by K2 on September 16, 2008 - 11:51am.
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I agree with you, but I think that CG is trying to reach out to the lesbos that don't wear make up, cause that people that wear it already will keep buying it.

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Submitted by K2 on September 16, 2008 - 9:51am.

WHY is Ellen doing advertisement for make up products?
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mmmmmmmmmm, let me see. If I had to guess I'd say she's doing it for the $$$$

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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.

I'm sorry, but I need to ask : WHY is Ellen doing advertisement for make up products? I love her, but there is nothing feminine about her. She doesn't wear dresses or heels - what makes us think she likes to wear make-up on her down time? She's on TV so it's not like she can get away with NOT wearing it on her show. But I would think make-up to her is right up there with skirts, dresses, heels and bikini's! I'm not buying it. Cover Girl must be grasping.

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Submitted by Flatsy on September 16, 2008 - 12:29pm.

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covergirl is horrible make up, even for drugstore make up. isnt queen latifah a model for them too? ick. ellen never even wears make up off camera, how stupid of them! come to think of it QL doesnt either really.

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I hope CoverGirl forces her to wear a DRESS!

I swear, I would die right where I stood if she ever wore one.

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Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 12:51pm.

Never noticed KA's eyes, but she's pretty also.

I think it's weird when people have 2 different colored eyes - I know a few like that.

And I know someone who has one brown eye and one green & blue eye. Totally freaky.

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Rojo for Men's Warehouse.

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this has nothing to do with anything, but i just saw this lovely pic of shauna sand:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/shauna_sand/shaunel-09162008.php#more

shopping at CHANEL!

clearly, she's setting the stage for a cage match against another well-known unknown of unsurpassed beauty and style.

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Ellen has officially become a "lipstick lesbian." Mind you, Cover Girl ain't very glamor. That's the kind of shit Sarah Pallin must be using.

She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...

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Rojo for Home Depot!

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Submitted by KD on September 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.

I think rojo would be a better spokesmodel for old spice.

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I second that.

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Submitted by Flatsy on September 16, 2008 - 12:17pm.

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She has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile.

I'm not particularly partial to blue eyes. Actually I think Kirstie Alley has the most gorgeous eye color. Light green with a touch of hazel? That's rare.

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Easy, Breazy, Beautiful David Spade!
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Gayelle is the new black. I concur that Cover Girl makeup is rancid but that Ellen is a bold choice, so good for them.

Slightly off-topic but peripherally related: I hear through the gossip grapevine that the blind item about the actress breaking up with her boyfriend and trying the public lezzie lifestyle for a career boost is Nicolette Sheridan. Time will tell!

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Zac Efron's gonna be pissed!

I do like that CG chose an unconventional beauty, but it won't make me buy their products.

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Cover Girl is the worst!

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I think rojo would be a better spokesmodel for old spice.

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Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 12:43pm.

Doesn't she have beautiful eyes? Very pretty. But, Anderson has the best eyes of all.

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I think she's hot for her age
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I only buy my beauty products from Sephora or MAC.
Ellen is an interesting choice but I think a good one.

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I think Ellen is a pretty lady and she's not a twenty something, so she's a good choice.

But Cover Girl makeup SUX ASS.

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aww I miss Rojo, will we EVER see her again?