Tuesday, September 16th 2008
Kat DeLuna Butchers The National Anthem
Kat DeLuna "sang" the Star Spangled Banner at the start of Monday Night Football and it started out okay.... But then Kat suddenly thought she had the voice of Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston and that's when eardrums started to burst.
This is why most people need to sing the National Anthem like they are in elementary school again. Keep that shit simple or you'll sound like a possum choking on a carrot while jumping on a trampoline. Or in Kat's case, a cat choking on a carrot. Most bitches agreed, because Kat got booed.
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Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 1:40pm.
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I'm the black sheep then because I could give a shit less about celebrity or entertainment.
That reminds me... why am I here?
I am NOT on D-listed becasue i am interested in celebrity and entertainment.
I am interested in the comedy stylings of MK and I became interested in this site through MK and others shared DISGUST with asstards.
I stayed for the whores and the laughs and if i wanted to be preached at I would be flipping off people from the back of a church
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Submitted by Shoebox on September 16, 2008 - 10:38am.
My mom hates it when poptart singers start moving around their necks and pointing she says it looks like some bird's mating dance
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Submitted by EyeRoll on September 16, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 10:25am.
i know. it´s just that it´s so annoying, sometimes.
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then just go away and take your sanctimonious attitude with you.
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hi, there. why so mad? i don´t wanna go away. you´ve got a problem with that?
**whatever**
ugh
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Submitted by Devore on September 16, 2008 - 10:40am.
you could not be more wrong
it's annoying to read "this is dlisted" every single time someone offers a divergent opinion.
just because the author of the blog uses a snarky tone in his posts, you really can use your own voice and form your own opinion about a subject.
you are not required to "hate celebs" to read and post here.
you are here on dlisted because you are interested in celebrity and entertainment.
Bwahahaha... the funniest thing about this is that she thinks her singing is on point. Surely she must have rehearsed and known she couldn't hit half of those notes. Somebody help her work on her breathing as well...
Wow that sucked hard. Why can't people just sing with out all this 'emoting'? Fer fucks sakes.
Can you imagine being 20 years old and having a stadium full of people boo your ass? No ego is that strong. I hope this humbles her into taking a few singing lessons. Fuck. Even britney takes singing lessons.
Never watched an american football match before - that thing with the pompoms made to look like a flag - why? Are you unsure where you are? I just don't get the whole flag thing you guys do. But we love you.... keep looking south.
Why do they always get non-singers to do this?
My mom hates it when poptart singers start moving around their necks and pointing she says it looks like some bird's mating dance
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 10:25am.
i know. it´s just that it´s so annoying, sometimes.
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then just go away and take your sanctimonious attitude with you.
I agree that in general, there isn't any respect for each other, and it is disgusting, but on this site, we can certainly rip apart celebs and people who put themselves out there.
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Take the bitching to the street!
This girl sang one club rat song i dont care if this hurts her one fans feeling to see her get booed for a shitty version of the national anthem!
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okie, did you hear me I said I MISS YOU!!!!
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That literally hurt my ears. They wuz throbbin!
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Ill vouch: Oklahoma is perfect. More than perfect. Shes perfectest. Times infinity. Plus one.
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no no no NOOO.. I AM perfect. i no kill myself, I pee myself.. You no perfect, Me super perfect! Perfuckoff!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by Karma Police on September 16, 2008 - 12:04pm
Got the chills, too. It's so sad to see post Bobby Whitney, but at least she's getting better.
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That was painful;I had to look her up not knowing who the hell this was.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 17, 2008 - 1:25am.
Sounds like either:
A) she was gargling on her own phlegm
B) channeling the voice of Grover from Sesame Street
C) trying too hard
D) all of the above
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LMAO!
Yeah, she was just "doin' her job", but thing is, she did it PRETTY FUCKING BADLY.
After submitting people to this atrocity, the audience surely had the right to boo her self-important ass.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 16, 2008 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
no wonder america is collapsing. there´s no respect for others, or any kind of tolerance towards people. if you´re not perfect, then you might as well kill yourself, right? damn!
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Oh! So that's why the Country is collapsing? I thought it was for reasons other then laughing at some fool butcher the anthem. I'm silly sometimes. Thanks for teaching me something new.
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oh, honey, i know you understood what i said, if you read the entire post. you can´t be that stupid.
**whatever**
oklahoma I miss you!
ont: she sucks
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it was one hell of a football game though.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
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I don't treat people in reality the way I talk about celebrities. DUH DEA I'm sure most people don't. God I hope.
and yes, for the record, I am perfect. The definition of perfection just needs to change a little bit.. a lot.. shut up.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
no wonder america is collapsing. there´s no respect for others, or any kind of tolerance towards people. if you´re not perfect, then you might as well kill yourself, right? damn!
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Oh! So that's why the Country is collapsing? I thought it was for reasons other then laughing at some fool butcher the anthem. I'm silly sometimes. Thanks for teaching me something new.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 16, 2008 - 2:24pm.
Dea, you are not perfect!
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exactly. and neither are any of you. that´s my point.
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Sounds like either:
A) she was gargling on her own phlegm
B) channeling the voice of Grover from Sesame Street
C) trying too hard
D) all of the above
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 16, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
It's a gossip blog. We rip people apart. That's what we do. This isn't Kathie Lee Giffords "People are Wonderful" blog. It's Dlisted. Relax.
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i know. it´s just that it´s so annoying, sometimes.
**whatever**
Dea, you are not perfect!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
it's like she was singing
and you and you and you
you're gonna love me.
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Submitted by Dea on September 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
It's a gossip blog. We rip people apart. That's what we do. This isn't Kathie Lee Giffords "People are Wonderful" blog. It's Dlisted. Relax.
that was very funny to listen to.
these girls do not understand the star spangled banner and "america the beautiful" are not torch songs.
simple is better.
if miss de luna had left all the extra notes out of her rendition, it would have been fine.
oh,God... she was invited, and did what she thought was a good job. people are so quick to judge everyone elses flaws... i wonder if you guys are perfect in every single aspect of your lives, or never screwed something up that you were sure to be doing right. that is some fucked up mentality. no wonder america is collapsing. there´s no respect for others, or any kind of tolerance towards people. if you´re not perfect, then you might as well kill yourself, right? damn!
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Ugh, that was painful. She was off on a lot of the notes and it was just...foul.
Whatever happened to just standing up and singing? Why does everything have to be a Gospel version?
what was so bad about it? i dont see it. sure she over did it just a tad, but at least she didnt do loops over and over, singing the scales and shit,..
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Two words chillins
KATE SMITH
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
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Sorry but it's too tempting
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The people who booed are HOT!!
Why endorse someone who clearly fucking butchered your country's anthem?
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for this talent girl.
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I tried to give her meds
and she spit them in my face
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who is this HWAT whore?
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Thanks oklahoma
Be Back later! I'm going the the store
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who is this HWAT whore?
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That was bad. I don't know that I've ever heard booing after the national anthem before though...
I'd much rather watch canned Whitney Houston ANY DAY than some garbage pop "star" live. Whitney still gives me chills over a decade later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYhio8EXdWA&feature=related
They could switch it up with a little Marvin too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A&feature=related
LOL! They booed!
It wasn't so bad! She had a moment, tho, din't she? Poor girlie.
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She definitely can sing but that was wayyyyyy too overdone. She's like Beyonce, Mariah and Cristina Aguilera, they always overdo whatever damn song they are singing and make you want to throw a shoe at their heads.
Note to Kat: Bitch you are making us all fellow Dominicans look bad. Stop it.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 16, 2008 - 1:30pm.
LoLo
Bitch is off her meds and acting a fool!
Im so sorry! I will get my bitch ass nanna in a headlock and make her take those meds STAT!
So Sorry for any trouble she may have caused you!
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who the fuck is Kat DeLuna? Should I know this?
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Dude. Kat Deluna has had ONE semi-popular song. How are you gonna just throw up a nobody to sing the National Anthem? I'm sure they were trying to bring up someone Hispanic for Hispanic Heritage Month. But damn. At least book someone good. Try Enrique Iglesias next time. I'm sure he has plenty of free time.
"Smoking weed, smoking wizz, doing coke, drinking beers. Drinking beers, beers, beers."
How is she a "pop sensation"?
Oh dear mother of Jebus... You get performers like that at the beginning of each sporting event in the US?
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