Wednesday, September 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 16th!
Tommy Girl puts on his finest frock and highest lifts and welcomes Pink to Scientology. - mrsryan
Runners-up:
I sit, YOU spin.- ant
She discovered the source of her 'Not so fresh' feeling shortly after an unusually hard sneeze. - wblooney
Here's a few more pictures of the world's smallest man and the woman with the longest legs.
Wenn
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Why couldn't the little guy just stand beside her. That's such poor taste regardless of the photographer or country. That's "art" I can do without.
mrsryan you almost cost my company a monitor. kudos, you!!! :D
Great stuff kids!!
DeeDee,
This was a hard one!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Very nice job everyone! I thought this was a hard Caption this.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
Oh my god that was great you guys!
the sneeze AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
Beautiful!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Yay! Thank you!
nice job guys, congrats,that was a tough one!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Jens love child
Congrats to the winners on a difficult 'CT'!
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
I wonder how old the little guy is. (Is that PC to say that?)
I saw her profile at 'richromances.com .^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a little winkle just for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
Do not cough or i'll be covered in pee.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dat
Let me climb up to your twat
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-ded
My winkles too small so i'll use my head.
Chocolate?
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Eddie: If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.
Re: Basic Instinct....the unedited footage of that interrogation scene is not quite so tasty now, is it???
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"Gimme a bottle o' anything....and a glazed donut.....TO GO-O-O-O-O-O!" -DLR
after seeing this, Wonky McValtrex decided to let Nick keep Tinkerbell and she ordered up her own accessory midget.
Someone needs to pinch Sharon Stone and let her know that absolutely nothing (including this collection of ugly-ass pelts she's been sporting lately) will ever revive her so-called "career".
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"Gimme a bottle o' anything....and a glazed donut.....TO GO-O-O-O-O-O!" -DLR
OMG! I can't fit her legs on my screen!!
Brigitte Nielsen is loving the attention she has been receiving ever since she got plastic surgery on live television. Now, she has decided to give birth to her secret love child in public for the world to see. Oh, and the baby daddy is Flavor Flav...
Marykate is such a lap whore
tomkat without all the smoke, mirrors, and shoe lifts.
Like many union bosses, the President of the Lollipop Guild has a trophy wife too.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
To heck with McCain-Palin. I'm voting the Flav-Nielsen ticket!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Wow, her clit is HUGE! Call Guinness!
"How's the weather up there?"
"How's the weather down there?"
"FUCK YOU"
After seeing the Palin effect, the Munchkin candidate picked a woman too.
uuuuuggghhh. I am SO over Kate Gosling and her horror children
Lady, I can talk without your hand up my ass, thank you.
"Lemme slither on in dere."
The 1st thumbnail is one umbilical cord short of being an accurate representation of Sarah Palin's typical work day.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
WOW those legs! I'm in love.
Shooting ping pong balls out your chocha is so 80s.....Troll Dolls are all the rage now. On a side note, who knew Debra Norville was such a freak?!?
At long last, Dildo Baggins finds his true purpose.
Yes, we are Barbizon graduates!
Before the interview on "Entertainment Tonight", Mary Hart bounces the love child of Bai Ling and Jordan Bratman on her lap.
Jeez, it looks like everyone is on the "adopting from China" bandwagon.
Oh how cute! A picture of Debbie Phelps and baby Michael. Before she became a Chico's kind of girl.
Well, there you have it! The long and the short of it.
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"Well-behaved women seldom make history."
--Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Thanks, Mrs. K!
her legs are freakishly sexy
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Why do I want to see Verne Troyer kick his ass? What's wrong with me? I must have had the worst week ever.
see i knew suri really wasn't katie holmes kid. there is the real baby katie gave birth too
This Fall meet the players in our newest reality show: "Kick the Midget!"
Marykate is such a lap whore
Marykate is such a lap whore
"When it comes to 1 year old Chin, Confucius, you ARE the father!"
I see London, I see France - how many mini peeps can she fit up her giant ass?
"Inspired by witsend"
Too bad she died 5 days later from her lead contaminated Chinese tampon.
I can see Russia from my house...in New Jersey!
Commercial:
"Hi, I'm Michael Phelps for Rosetta Stone, again. My last commercial wasn't awkward enough, so I thought I would dress like Suze Orman's low rent sister and replace my computer translator with a "pocket dictionary," har har. As you know, I totally raped the Beijing Olympics, which I'm about to metaphorically demonstrate on this little guy. Rosetta Stone can also help you rape any language you want. Thanks, Rosetta Stone."
She-Giant poses with an example of her favorite variety of decorative Chinese tampon.
So that's how she shaves her legs...she uses the new Gillette Mini Me.
O he's SO cute! Where can Paris buy one of those!?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork