What's The Difference Between A Cat And A Skunk?
A woman in Pennsylvania thought she was petting a neighbor's beautiful and loving kitty cat, but it turns out she was actually giving affection to a skunk. She thought a skunk was a cat! This is some Pepe La Pew shit!
Instead of purring at her gentle touch, the skunk sprayed her ass and then ran into her house. HA. Wait. I just have to overstate the fact that the woman thought the skunk was a cat!
After the skunk pussy gifted her with its perfume, she called the police for help in getting it out of her house. She even admitted to them that she thought the skunk was a cat! I think I would've kept that little fact from them.
The cops spent hours trying to find the skunk. It's not known whether they ever found it. It's probably curled up on the lady's lap right now, eating cat treats out of her hand.
In her defense, it was just before dawn. I guess a skunk could sort of look like a cat in the dark......after you've fallen on your head.....from drinking too much booze.....and smoking too much crack.
I'm sure the woman has learned her lesson and won't go petting creatures in the dark. The coyote she accidentally mistakes for a sweet puppy might not be as nice as the skunk.
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This shit REALLY kills me:
what's the differences between a cat and a skunk? some people is discussing the hot topic at "richromances.com".
I mean, REALLY?? Does anyone fall for that crap??? I can't stop laughing.
Does anyone else remember Ellen Degeneres picking up the coyote puppy on the highway thinking it was a puppy? She talked about it on the Tonight Show one night years ago and it still makes me laugh every time I think of it!
what's the differences between a cat and a skunk? some people is discussing the hot topic at "richromances.com".
lol gawd.. my dog was sprayed by a skunk twice last year and it was a MESS. we couldn't let her back in the house, so there my dad and i are.. at midnight bathing her with this de-skunking stuff. i could only imagine if a skunk got in my house!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by Lauraaa on September 16, 2008 - 11:44pm.
I almost pet a bear in my front yard once, thinking it was a lost dog. Jagermeister.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I go to a school in the middle of fucking nowhere where skunks are king. My freshman year I definitely stumbled towards a skunk going "here kitty, kitty" before realizing that it was not, in fact, a kitty. this was after like 6 Irish car bombs so I think it's allowed. But yeah. I could see how this bitch could mistake a skunk for a kitten.
@angel.
Yes they do but I would be willing to ride the short bus down to hell for a good fry-up.
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I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about this.
being spraid by skunk butt is not cool.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on September 16, 2008 - 7:56pm.
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Not anymore than from feral cats, squirrels, opossums, raccoons, bats, etc. UNLESS there's a localized outbreak. Aside from that, it's very rare.
Apart from being sprayed, you can easily catch rabies from skunks. You could get infected and not even know it until it's too late and you're one your deathbed.
Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 2:16pm.
And that's more what I mean, I think - I'm too "East". I'm loud and opinionated and aggressive. I felt like I was scaring people all the time;p
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UHHH glasses might help???
and Pepe La Pew was so misunderstood.LOL we we.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
TITS, it is a Maple Leaf product kept by the hams. I can't find it here. I want a proper fry-up.
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It's weird, but I vaguely like the smell of road-killed skunk (the only way I've ever smelled a skunk).
EEG I don't recall there being a blood aisle in thriftys. Is it next to the crab tank?
GROSS!!!!
TITS, this is going to gross you out but I am after blood sausage (what I call black pudding)
Haven't forgotten chinablock but here you don't have to go to a special area of town. (but our chinatown is outstanding)
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EEG you're after the 7 layer dip aren't you?
We have chinese shops here too - are you forgetting china-block?
sigh. It would be worth the move just for the chinese food alone!!!
There is one in Tsawwassen with plans for more but maybe not if they got bought out. :( I can get Island Farms products at a local store thank god. Food shopping here is a different animal, much cheaper. You just cruise the small chinese stores.
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EEG
roger that on the shit bar. right next to skid 'block'.
More fun is telling the tourists that the Undersea gardens does in fact set sail in 5 mins and they should run to catch the next sailing. And that no, that statue of George W Bush isn't new.
No thrifties? Shit. Might have to do a rethink. They have such cute guys in produce. They were bought out by a big chain. I know.
haha Sandbitch! I had the pleasure of living in your country for two years.
TITS sitting at that piece of shit bar the Swiftsure watching the ferries is fun!
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Mrs K. I replied to you via the forum, but nothing is showing in my 'sent' box.
did you receive it?
It's sad here. I've known black people who moved because they felt so ... i dunno .. that they stood out or something.
Grew up in T and this town makes me very uncomfortable - people wise.
Mrs K. Has a bedazzler ever come in contact with your everyday clothing? I ask only because I regularly see the american tourists coming off the ferry. They're always more fun!
Here's a young skunk and a cat. I can see how you could mix them up if it was dark.
http://animal10.networkshosting.com/images/patchynbooger.jpg
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I'm just a little too...*ahem* ethnic for out there
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me,too.
I look like I am from Brooklyn.
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And that's more what I mean, I think - I'm too "East". I'm loud and opinionated and aggressive. I felt like I was scaring people all the time;p
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Angel we have cyotees wander over from Trout Lake.
TITS, my part of town is great. Very cool hood and only ten minutes by train to downtown.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 16, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I'm just a little too...*ahem* ethnic for out there
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me,too.
I look like I am from Brooklyn.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
And on Monday mornings at the local magistrate's court here, it's like a family re-union followed by 3 hours of stand up comedy.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 2:04pm.
You do know there's nothing to do here except eat and walk around saying how pretty everything is ... right? Unless you want to score some bud, get a bottle of shiraz and some sparklers and hang down at the beach?
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It IS pretty tho. And prettier when you're high.
I wish I could blend the east and the west - I'm just a little too...*ahem* ethnic for out there but it's ugly as sin and sad over here...altho, the "ethnic" thing was handy over there when Scamtraining it because the "officers" would always think I din't speak English. So I din't:)
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 17, 2008 - 6:52am.
TITS,
Get this one, go to a nice bar with new guy and sit right next to last guy. Fucking village. I may ask you to bring me things from Thrifty's! If you have a forum account pm me so we don't get attacked by the topic police.
Hahhahhhhaaa!
I so understand - I live on a small peninsula! Get in a fight here and you'll share the same ambulance and jail cell as the bloke you fought with! Which is probably one of the local cops.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 2:04pm.
You do know there's nothing to do here except eat and walk around saying how pretty everything is ... right? Unless you want to score some bud, get a bottle of shiraz and some sparklers and hang down at the beach?
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Put me on the guest list, please. :)
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I'm sure the skunk used a few of Pepe's surefire pickup lines on her:
http://www.bhood.com/stuff/pepe.htm
@TITS:
EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! He was never my boyfriend!
But I let him touch my boobies once, it's true.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 1:58pm.
TITS,
I'm a whippet, baby.
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Oh goodie. I'll clean out my left pannier just for you.
You do know there's nothing to do here except eat and walk around saying how pretty everything is ... right? Unless you want to score some bud, get a bottle of shiraz and some sparklers and hang down at the beach?
Mrs K to TITS
"I'm old, you know that, don't you?"
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LMTO!
My ex's little sister did this same thing. She was pretty young and it was dark outside. Unfortunately, she got sprayed and she stunk for days. All she wanted to do was hold the little kitty cat. : (
Angel - here it's more of a eagle problem. All those have you seen kitty posters are just heart breaking. They take small dogs too. I'm in the little v, not the big one. Are you sure that wasn't your old bf? (kidding from another post of yours)
EEG i think i have a forum account. i posted to the hot slut thread once. Same name.
TITS,
I'm a whippet, baby.
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Mrs K. You're OLD? Oh you'll fit right in. (EEG and I are splitting our sides laughing at that one.)
Maybe I can borrow one of the bike rickshaw things and cart you around. Or one of those tag alongs that people put their dogs in. Would you call yourself a yorkie or more of a newfie?
Now is a good time to come - kids back at school and fewer tourists. April is best, but I won't be here next april dog willing.
Eep! You guys were talking about Van...I lived close to Central Park - which is not, at all, central but quite large and foresty...there were always warning about your little pets in the summer time for coyotes...
One time I was on my way out and I saw this dog eating garbage. It was pretty dark out and I had a block to walk to the bus stop....as I was about to walk by the dog I did my doggie check: "hey, l'il cutie!" to which he repilied "Grrrr" and bared at me, THE most menacing fangs. I noticed it was all matted and stinky and pointy nosed.
OMG! I think I saw Chupacabra!
Anyhow - I took the long way and walked around the six blocks to the other stop.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
TITS,
Get this one, go to a nice bar with new guy and sit right next to last guy. Fucking village. I may ask you to bring me things from Thrifty's! If you have a forum account pm me so we don't get attacked by the topic police.
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This so reminds me of that blind skank on Adventures in Babysitting when she picked up the rat out of the coke machine and rubbed it like a kitten. Dumb bitch.
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EEG this is good news.
I long to live someplace where I can tell people to fuck off and not run into them again later that day... and the next... and the next...
It's been a while since I've been there. Good to hear about the rentals with pets!!! It's really tough here finding a nice place that takes pets. Now that I think of it I lost my virginity there. *gasp*
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 16, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Mrs. K., I sent you the recipe.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
How the hell can someone confuse a skunk for a cat?
Geezus, no wonder this country is going to hell in a hen basket.
Submitted by TITS on September 16, 2008 - 1:41pm.
Do you bike?
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Do I bike...sheesh, have you SEEN my thighs?!?!?!
Yeah I do. I used do it to quite a bit, 100 miles in a day sort of thing.
But that was long ago and far away...
I'm old, you know that, don't you?
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TITS, not in my experience I have two cats and a dog. Bike routes are great here as well.
Mrs. K., I sent you the recipe.
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Well Mrs K the fast cat leaves twice a day if I remember correctly. Seaplane was just a insy bit more expensive.
Do you bike?
EEG - one of those room mates will doubtless piss you off or leave. It's the way of the world. I'm trying to land a contract in V and won't want to travel to far daily so may ask about hoods. Is it still a cat hating town for rentals?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 16, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Mrs. K., come on up, I made a rhubarb tiramisu that was to die for.
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exsqueeze me? rhubarb tiramisu? I've never heard of such a thing.
Seriously, I want to come up. I will.
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