Saturday, September 20th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Gunnar and Matthew Nelson (41)
Asia Argento (33)
Moon Bloodgood (33)
Michelle Visage (38)
Kristen Johnston (41)
Maggie Cheung (44)
Charlie Kaufman (50)
Gary Cole (52)
Debbie Morgan (52)
Sophia Loren (74)
Anne Meara (79)
Dr. Joyce Brothers (80)

Posted by: Michael K


NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Happy Birthday Gary Cole! You're hot!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

jussayin's picture

Britney wishes her hair was as nice as these 2

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by EyeRoll on September 18, 2008 - 7:41pm.
how about you ram it up your rosie red rectum and rotate on it?

>>>>>>>>>Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Hekki's picture

I can't take Sarah Michelle Gellar seriously because she looks like these dudes.

Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all the virgos! Woo Hoo

"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls

gina latina's picture

I love those 2 and I don't care what anyone says. :P

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L♥VE SPAGHETTICAT's picture

"I can't live without your love and affection!"

Yeah, you know I know the song...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!

TITS's picture

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 20, 2008 - 8:09am.

Excuse me MK, but SOPHIA LOREN should have been the photo/hot slut.

I ♥ Sophia Loren.
Happy Birthday to an icon that knows how to be one.
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Once heard that she rubbed her skin with olive oil. That probably only works with the swarthy mediterranean types, damn.

She looks amazing - and it ain't all cosmetic.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on September 20, 2008 - 11:37am.

Are Gunnar and Matthew homosexuals?
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gay brother lovers

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"Ooops baby! Ah thank ah dun doodied on mahself this time!"

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Are Gunnar and Matthew homosexuals?

shandi's picture

Submitted by EvilShoe on September 20, 2008 - 9:02am.

Nelson boys live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS1N1gyAQVg

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I'm listening right now. Although I'm not really getting into the song, I have to say they sound VERY good live!

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

jbean's picture

hahahahahaha

gunnar and matthew remind me of LILO and her cokewhore mom...a great example of how anyone can do the long island/long blond hair look whether it suits them or not...LMAO

Cooch.Roue's picture

"Af-TER the rain..." lol

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

WTFOMGLOL's picture

wow. Another dayful of beautiful Virgos.

Thank your lucky stars if you were born from late August to late September ! :)

Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Happy Birthday to Sally Solomon!

If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.

Clarisse's picture

Gary Cole, I am gonna need you to go ahead and have a Happy Birthday, M'kay.

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I will work to elevate you
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joanne's picture

HB Sophia Loren, Anne Meara, Debbie Morgan and the Nelson twins.

Sugaroo's picture

What the fuck kind of name is Moon Bloodgood? Is it related to Sun Plasmabad?

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Notoriousrem_22's picture

NELSON!?! OMG makes me feel like its 1992 all over again.

'I never bothered with what you say someones kid just lives for today.' - Duran Duran

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Excuse me MK, but SOPHIA LOREN should have been the photo/hot slut.

I ♥ Sophia Loren.
Happy Birthday to an icon that knows how to be one.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

TITS's picture

Pics of Gunnar and Matthew now: http://thenelsonbrothers.com/photos/promos/promos.html

wow that entire family ages well.

El Bastardo's picture

Haps to Moon Bloodgood, didnt know who that was so googled images.....*BOOOOOIIIIINNNNNGGGGG*

EvilShoe's picture

Aphid, nope no kids unless they are hiding them.

Gunnar is a player, trust me. Matthew is married to a Fredrick's of Hollywood model (at least she was) named Yvette. I happened to see them in an airport once and helped his wife get some contact lens locally. They are very nice, including Matthew's wife.

In the main photo, Gunnar is on the right. I can always tell because his nostrils flair out more. LOL!!!

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Dick happens! - MK

Aphid's picture

Gunnar and Matthew Nelson (41) - Evil Shoe, really they don't have any kids? Wow! I would've thought they'd have a whole litter by now with a couple of cute groupies.

Gary Cole (52) - "Milton! Whaaaat's happenin?"

Sophia Loren (74) - the paradigm of hot curvy women

Anne Meara (79) - Love her!

Dr. Joyce Brothers (80) - Wow I didn't know she and my dad were the same age...that's weird.

EvilShoe's picture

Nelson boys live:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS1N1gyAQVg

I saw this concert at Epcot, but I didn't film that video.

Sad country song. Skip to 2:10 that's where the song starts.

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Dick happens! - MK

NitWitty's picture

HB to Anne and Sophia. Still workin' it! GM, MK and the rest of you sexy sluts!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

EvilShoe's picture

OMG the Nelson boys are 41 and NO kids yet between the two of them! WTF!

Unless of course they decided not to have them because the family was too dysfunctional and didn't want to pass it down. Their mom was a freakin' crazy ass.

BTW, I love these two, I don't care how much I get dogged here, they are AWESOME live. Unlike the fucktards we have today who can't sing live. I'm looking at you SHITNEY.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

God love Ann Meara and Sophia Loren.

Love them!

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That's *Hedley*!

trilbynhiss's picture

Mmmm, the things I'd like to do to Gary Cole!

Spoiled's picture

Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ AM were critically injured in a Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed four people.

Federal Aviation Administration spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen said the plane carrying 6 people was departing shortly before midnight Friday when air traffic controllers reporting seeing sparks. The plane went off a runway and crashed on a nearby road, she said.

Barker and DJ AM, whose real name is Adam Goldstein, were in critical condition at a burn center in Augusta, Ga.

Two other passengers and two crew members died. Their identities were not immediately available.

Barker and Goldstein, who perform together under the name TRVSDJ-AM, played a free concert in Columbia's college neighborhood Friday night.

oklahoma's picture

Sophia Loren.. *swoons*

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