Doesn't She Have A Doggy Doo Picker-Upper On Staff?
Mimi was outside the Cavalli store in NYC the other day, probably daydreaming about unicorns dancing on a rainbow salad or something, when her pooch dropped a few caca nuggets on the sidewalk. Instead of picking that shit up or forcing one of the help to do it, she fluttered off back into the store. She left the dog shit right there on the sidewalk for an innocent person with nice shoes to step on. Illegal, but I don't blame her. I rant about dog shit all the time on here, because it's the worst part of my day. I've tried to train my dog to not shit at all, but I haven't had any luck.
Now if I left even a crumb of my dog's doody on the sidewalk, at least three dumb whores would pull a citizen's arrest on me.
The other day, my doggy was doing the squat dance all over the place and some dumb ass whore of a stupid lady stopped to watch. Not because she loves poochie poo, but because she wanted to make sure I was going to pick it up. I know the type. She probably slipped on wet canine poo in the past and it made her some sort of dog shit nazi. The wench waited until I picked up every last piece. Thankfully, my doggy didn't go diarrhea or I would've been screwed. I just would have dropped his leash and dog shit bag and screamed, "I quit this bitch!"
I hate dog shit. End of rant.
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Thankfully, my doggy didn't go diarrhea or I would've been screwed. I just would have dropped his leash and dog shit bag and screamed, "I quit this bitch!"
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Oh Jesus MK, you wonder why we love you so much! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
You are one funny bastard!
guys, come on....you know Mariah has dog walkers/exercisers.......she may not walk them herself, but I am sure they get plenty.....shit, they fly on private jets!
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
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*I'd let my dog go in those little tree squares when I lived in Brooklyn. Why the fuck would anyone want to walk into a tree? *
if every dog owner in brooklyn decided to do the same, those little squares would all be steaming mounds of doggie poo. lovely!
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but, then again, what do i know?
*When I was visiting her this summer, we went down to the harbor, and there was a woman whose dog was in the act of pooping. My PITA mother goes "I hope you're going to pick that up!"
...some lady did that to me once and my response was "I hope you're going to learn how to mind your fucking business".*
if you leave your dog's shit on the sidewalk for me to step in, it IS my fucking business. people who don't pick up after their dog's ought to be forced to eat what they leave behind.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 6:43am.
When I was visiting her this summer, we went down to the harbor, and there was a woman whose dog was in the act of pooping. My PITA mother goes "I hope you're going to pick that up!"
...some lady did that to me once and my response was "I hope you're going to learn how to mind your fucking business". It's not like if I condone letting shit just fall into people's pathways to walk into....but at the same time, I'm not really happy at the thought of picking shit up, putting in a plastic bag, and having it pollute the environment for thousands of years when it could have just disintegrated back into the earth. I'd let my dog go in those little tree squares when I lived in Brooklyn. Why the fuck would anyone want to walk into a tree? Sometimes my dog would get a yearning for grass though....LOL. People would still look at you cross-eyed even if you did pick it up.
But now I have a backyard and a lawn mower! suh-weet!! So I don't have to curse nosy ass people out anymore. And trust me...I will curse a nosy bitch in a minute. Why fuck with me when I'm about to have a bag of shit in my hand anyway?
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Submitted by boomsy on September 17, 2008 - 12:27am.
BTW, they DO have doggie diapers; they're like little bloomers with absorbent linings if you have a doggie with a weak bladder or a female in heat (no one wants blood all over their stuff)... not sure how well it would work for poopy, though.
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Uh huh.. they're called Bitch Britches.. in fact, I'm wearing some right now.
her doggy's cute
she annoye me
and mk you made my morning...you made my cranky butt laugh with 'i quit this bitch'
lol
(what type of dog does MK have!?)
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Jack Russells need a LOT of exercise. Fuck, I walk my Lhasa for at least an hour and a half every day - and do dog stuff like play frisbee in the yard. Since I know Mooriah doesn't do anything like that, I'd hate to see what a terror her dog is behind closed doors from all the pent up energy.
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I would like to train a tiny monkey to pick up my dogs shit and then i would like to train my dog to pick up the monkey's shit.
Then I want to take them on an train and have tea and cookies as we travel across America teaching children about the dangers of eating too much sugar and not respecting their elders.
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I do not get Mariah owning a Jack (Parsons pfft!) Russel Terrier. I mean, i get the "that is the cutest puppeh ever, i must own it!" part of Mariah, but this is an adult and she has two of them...
These little fuckers are smart as hell and have MAD energy!! Mariah doesn't seem the kind of person to have the where-with-all to handle that sort of dog...she seems more of a Maltese gal...
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I have a 15 pound dog that I walk 4 times a day. I feed that kid the best possible food, and his shit pick-up is mad easy. It doesn't smell crazy bad and it's ALWAYS solid. (haha)
Submitted by paris herpes on September 16, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Dr. Dick, sounds like your dog is recycling the nutrients, I hope you don't let her (or him) kiss you on the mouth or anything though...that would be so nasty!
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Oooohhhh no. Her breath is hideous even without eating shit.
Submitted by boomsy on September 16, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 16, 2008 - 7:35pm
My little black dog (the one on the right in my avie) used to be a shit eater; now he's graduated to nail clippings. It's his fav. part about going to the vet: sniffing the floor to see if they missed any 'goodies'. It's nasty but it saves me a vacuum as he normally gets all his trimmings before I get the chance to clean up.
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My dog will go directly for her nail clippings after I trim. So fucking gross. Shit is worse.
Too bad my mother hadn't been there.
When I was visiting her this summer, we went down to the harbor, and there was a woman whose dog was in the act of pooping. My PITA mother goes "I hope you're going to pick that up!" (The woman is standing there with a baggie on her hand, ready to scoop it up). It was a lovely confrontation. And now you all know why I moved FAR away from my mother when I was 17.
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I hate cat!but I like the dog !maybe she likes cat very much ! once saw the lady's hobby at 'richromances.com".
Where I live (Holland) people don't give a crap and let their doggies do their business all over the sidewalk. It's especially tough on me, because my eyes are pathetic and I always confuse those sickly clumps of bowel movement for innocent little leaves. When it doesn't rustle under my feet, I know shit hit the fan (or rather my shoe), but by then it's too late.
BTW, they DO have doggie diapers; they're like little bloomers with absorbent linings if you have a doggie with a weak bladder or a female in heat (no one wants blood all over their stuff)... not sure how well it would work for poopy, though.
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Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 11:18pm.
Sad for the orphans and FriskieCo, happy day for Brad Pitt.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
MK Olsen for the crazy cat lady.....yeah, that works.
One of the only things I like about Mariah is her taste in dogs!
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 16, 2008 - 11:16pm.
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I can't decide if that's funny or sad! :cP
Submitted by Euphoria on September 16, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Angelina Jolie is the crazy cat lady of the orphan world. One day she'll be found dead on the floor of her rancid studio apartment, with 64 orphans crawling all over her, meowing for some Friskies.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on September 16, 2008 - 11:04pm.
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When I think of "cat lady" I always picture Mary Kate Olsen. She reminds me of those crazy rich broads who lived in the condemned house in the Hamptons called Grey Gardens. They had raccoons living in their attic, too. That's totally MK Olsen in a few years. Creepy waifish little cat lady.
She needs a cat -- or 20. She's got Crazy Cat Lady written all over. But cats hate to be carried around town, so MeMeMimi can't show off a pissed-off cat.
Oh, and I doubt Mariah wipes her own ass, let alone pick up her dog's poop.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
that is Jack Jr (yeah, she's so creative) , where is JACK?
Having a JRT myself, I need to know her older pup is ok.....:) (I'm a little obsessed with dogs)
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
that is one cute pooch; cuteness can poo all he wants.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
i barely like wiping my own ass, so i'm not thrilled to pick up the shit of others...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
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Hahahahaha TV! I didn't think of that. Chit. Back to the drawing board.
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this thread stinks. i smell shit!
O...my dog HATED to see me handling his poop. He was SO embarrassed! He'd be like: "Aw man! Again with the picking it up? Why do you DO that??? It's so nasty!"
And He would try to run. And he was a hundred pounds of pure muscles, sometimes he'd win! Especially if it was raining - cuz waiting was really the issue; he hated waiting...-, he'd give it a little back up first and then bolt when I wasn't paying attention...
And I know those bitches, MK! Yeesh!
LOL!@ "I quit this bitch!" - luckily I've never had a narc on my shoulder for one of those;)
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Submitted by DeeDee on September 16, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Great until the dog wags it's tail, then it's flinging more shit than a barrel of monkeys.
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Submitted by RichBitch on September 16, 2008 - 9:43pm.
This is why I don't do pets or babies, too much fucking shit to deal with!
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This is why I don't do pets or babies, too much fucking shit to deal with!
@ Mani Yes a doggie bucket. Very good idea. You should patent that shit.
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Submitted by DeeDee on September 16, 2008 - 10:00pm.
Do they make dog diapers? It would solve alot of your poop issues MK
Great Idea!
Or a little bucket they can hang from their tail.
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What does she do with all the Unicorn shit at Mariah's Dream House?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Do they make dog diapers? It would solve alot of your poop issues MK.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 16, 2008 - 9:20pm.
And they're high in calcium!
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 16, 2008 - 7:35pm
My little black dog (the one on the right in my avie) used to be a shit eater; now he's graduated to nail clippings. It's his fav. part about going to the vet: sniffing the floor to see if they missed any 'goodies'. It's nasty but it saves me a vacuum as he normally gets all his trimmings before I get the chance to clean up.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by jussayin on September 16, 2008 - 9:13pm.
an actual poop thread LOL...
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And somewhere in cyberspace, LCT is masturbating furiously.......
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
My dog always waits until we're at least 5 minutes from home then he does the 'poop and walk'; drives me nuts because it's always all soft and squishy and I can never get it all. There was one time he did that and I forgot to bring a bag; I tried to drag him away as fast as I could before anyone saw... *blushes and ducks*
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at dating site "^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^" yesterday.
an actual poop thread LOL...
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I would have thrown the dog shit at that bitch, dude.
NO friggin' neck, man!!!
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
"She left the dog shit right there on the sidewalk for an innocent person with nice shoes to step on." MK
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I don't like to step in dog poo! No matter how much you run your shoes across the sidewalk to try and clean it, there is a strong chance that you won't get all of it off.
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Submitted by z-listed on September 16, 2008 - 8:10pm.
I pick up after my dog, so can she, dumb bitch!
If you can't pick up after your dog, then don't have one!
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The damn dog isn't even mine(it's mom's) and I still have to pick up it's poop. If I, a cat person has to do it so should she!!
Besides it's NYC, I have kids in the neghborhood who run around the sidewalk and would end up trekking the crap all over the place.
She should scoop for the children! The Children! little shits.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
now i really hate this empty headed bitch
Dr. Dick, sounds like your dog is recycling the nutrients, I hope you don't let her (or him) kiss you on the mouth or anything though...that would be so nasty!
Your face!