Doesn't She Have A Doggy Doo Picker-Upper On Staff?
Mimi was outside the Cavalli store in NYC the other day, probably daydreaming about unicorns dancing on a rainbow salad or something, when her pooch dropped a few caca nuggets on the sidewalk. Instead of picking that shit up or forcing one of the help to do it, she fluttered off back into the store. She left the dog shit right there on the sidewalk for an innocent person with nice shoes to step on. Illegal, but I don't blame her. I rant about dog shit all the time on here, because it's the worst part of my day. I've tried to train my dog to not shit at all, but I haven't had any luck.
Now if I left even a crumb of my dog's doody on the sidewalk, at least three dumb whores would pull a citizen's arrest on me.
The other day, my doggy was doing the squat dance all over the place and some dumb ass whore of a stupid lady stopped to watch. Not because she loves poochie poo, but because she wanted to make sure I was going to pick it up. I know the type. She probably slipped on wet canine poo in the past and it made her some sort of dog shit nazi. The wench waited until I picked up every last piece. Thankfully, my doggy didn't go diarrhea or I would've been screwed. I just would have dropped his leash and dog shit bag and screamed, "I quit this bitch!"
I hate dog shit. End of rant.
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MK that's a wonderful little rant that made me laugh with glee! Dog shit nazi bitch needs to get a life! or maybe her own damn dog so she knows the pain you suffer? Another great story: my bf's ex roommate was this big black dude and he was hanging out in front of his place when he noticed that this guy and his dog had stopped because the dog was taking a shit right in front of the garage. The man starts to walk away and my bf's ex roommate asks him to please pick up the dog shit. The man says why dont you do it? So in response, big black dude goes into his place, gets a paper towel and shoves the dog shit into the man's face. Mimi better watch the fuck out because this could happen to her!
Your face!
Typical. I doubt the brat wipes her own ass. The only reason she has a dog is because it's a photo op, like her stupid attention whore counterparts (Paris, Britney, etc.). I'm surprised she doesn't have a unicorn horn headband for the dog.
Cleaning up after a pet is part of the responsibility of owning a pet. This clueless bitch pisses me off to no end. Can we euthanize her stupid ass and use the money from her estate to fund animal shelters? The animals can piss and shit on pictures of her fat head.
I love the word 'wench'. I'm gonna go get MK some grog.
Bitch please! Did you really expect Mimi to pick dog shit? Get real!
LOL, you make me giggle.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 16, 2008 - 8:26pm.
fucky ya'll pick up like me, after a ninety pound german shepherd, that seperates the men from the boys
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I feel your pain! I have a weimaraner. I just call her my little one cause she's my baby. And first thing in the morning on a cold city day in the middle of winter, picking up logs is not high on my list.
I don't have to pick up after my dog. She eats her own shit. I have no idea how to stop this disgusting behavior. However, maybe she is just eco-friendly and does the ultimate in recycling.
fucky ya'll pick up like me, after a ninety pound german shepherd, that seperates the men from the boys.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
She must've mistaken the dogs poop for a reflection of herself. Thats why she ran away.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
What's a rainbow salad? Is that something real or just some shit MK made up?
When you live on a busy avenue or street, EVERYONE is the poop nazi. I always scoop, but sometimes my little one has the runs, and you just cannot get all of that off the street. It's just impossible. Oh, the looks you get......
I hope a pigeon with explosive diarrhea shits on her head. That is all.
Ummm.I do not have a dog but my stupid ass cat(loooove her)barfs up hairballs/undigested food. I have to pick up that nasty shit.Does that count?
*P.S.~ her name is Miss Kitty*
LoL
Submitted by z-listed on September 16, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If you can't pick up after your dog, then don't have one!
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PREACH IT SISTAH!!!!!
That is what I'm sayin'!!!!
Dammit.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
'Night Mrs. K ♥
serious question, city dwellers
You can litter train a dog, or use puppy pads. Wouldn't that be easier? Or do you do that and then they ALSO poop outside when you walk them?
i like mariah, but she needs to get over herself.
**whatever**
Is Ms Carey too good to pick up after her dog? I'd like to know why...she isn't made of gold! I pick up after my dog, so can she, dumb bitch!
If you can't pick up after your dog, then don't have one!
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Are you hitting on me? THAT'S HOT!
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Outright prolonged laughter.
Biggest laugh I've had all day!
Nighty night girls and boys.
C U L8ter.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by sandman on September 16, 2008 - 5:03pm.
i dunno why anybody has a dog in the city.
spend your life scooping poop has got to berse than owning a cat
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it's a trade off. He gives me undying unconditional love and in exchange I pick up his poop. As far as I am concerned I get the better part of the deal.
But do not get me started on my cats.
OY! Nothing but tsuris.
Little bastards.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I live in a kind of rural/suburban area. Mind you these people will not be stepping in my dog's poo. Sad..my dog just got put to sleep a week ok..sadness.
Anyway...these bitches down the road were pulling out of the driveway of their house that was being built and they just stop and watch as my dog blasts diarrhea kind of in the woods towards the road but nowhere near where anybody would fucking step.
I was in a psychotic mood to begin with so I yelled "What are you looking at"
They said "we're just making sure you pick it up"
so I said "It's outside!!! DO you yell at deer when they shit in your yard or a squirrel or a stray dog!"
I'll admit..I overreacted..but it felt good. Assholes..IT'S THE WOODS!!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 7:55pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I stop short of scooting my ass across the carpet though.
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good, because that would mean your anal glands be in need of squeezing.
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Are you hitting on me? THAT'S HOT!
Submitted by Agie on September 16, 2008 - 5:01pm.
I do not police other people about it, but I do always pick up after my Minch. It's just the right thing to do. Plus it is a privilege to pick up my Minchy's poop.
It's the cutest dog poop EVER.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
She doesn't look right. The "no neck" thing is weird.
That dog is so cute. I bet his little outfit costs more than my entire wardrobe.
i dunno why anybody has a dog in the city.
spend your life scooping poop has got to berse than owning a cat
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Agie on September 16, 2008 - 4:56pm.
The lady in your story was out of line, however, if someone else's policing prevents me from stepping in a pile of dog shit, I'm all for it!
You know what I'm sayin'?
...Agreed :)
Submitted by Agie on September 16, 2008 - 4:56pm.
The lady in your story was out of line, however, if someone else's policing prevents me from stepping in a pile of dog shit, I'm all for it!
You know what I'm sayin'?
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 16, 2008 - 4:53pm.
WTF where is her neck???? She looks like that midget from the Margret Cho show.
...Mimi has a case of fat face, thinner body so that sideways pose does nothing for her.
I hate people that feel the need to "police" you like that. I adopted one of my cats when he was only 3 weeks old and my husband and I went straight to the pet store to get the little guy some formula and bottles. This bitch started interrogating me about how often I was going to feed him and how much and would I be home...for fuck's sake! I humored her as long as I could but then the bitch followed me in line until I told her to back off! People like that should focus on the real issues in the world, not how often I feed my pussies.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 4:52pm.
I stop short of scooting my ass across the carpet though.
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good, because that would mean your anal glands be in need of squeezing.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
WTF where is her neck???? She looks like that midget from the Margret Cho show.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 16, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Sometimes I go out there and do it, I mean why not?
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Just the good Lord intended us to do.
Amen.
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That's the greenest spots in the lawn! Hallelujah!
I stop short of scooting my ass across the carpet though.
Submitted by speakit on September 16, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Sometimes I go out there and do it, I mean why not?
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Just the good Lord intended us to do.
Amen.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Dont you know that Mariah "mimi' Carey can't be seen picking up dog poo in public??? The horor.
For those of you poop-picker-uppers, I'm assuming this is a city thang.
I have almost 3 acres. It's a pooping paradise. Sometimes I go out there and do it, I mean why not?
dogs will eat their own shit, especially if you spray a meat flavor on it
Submitted by Dutty Bama on September 16, 2008 - 4:45pm.
WTF! That's a crime! They should have made Mimi pick that log up with her mouth. At least Divine was model citizen
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GROSS!!!!! I will never forget that scene, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes me gag to this day.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
People who don't pick up after their dogs oughta be SHOT!
If I have to do it then YOU have to do it, otherwise it's just not fair.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
WTF! That's a crime! They should have made Mimi pick that log up with her mouth. At least Divine was model citizen than this dumb cunt.
Since I don't give a flyin' fukk at a rollin' donut about Mimooo, I'm gonna focus on the dog shit.
It stinks. That's all I got.
UGh, my day has been spent picking up dog shit. Damn dog got a case of the runs. bad.
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And people say dogs don't have a sense of humour.