Wednesday, September 17th 2008

The Father Of Kelly Taylor's Kid Is....


SPOILER ALERT! I didn't get to see the full "90210" episode last night, because my Tivo was busy with "Fringe" and "Big Brother" (don't judge), but some lovely soul uploaded Brenda and Kelly's moments to YouTube.

One of those moments included Brenda Walsh revealing who the father of Kelly's baby is. It's not Nat. It's not Steve. It's Dylan. Gross. And gross. I refuse to believe this. As I said before, Dylan was thrown into a mental hospital because he couldn't get over the fact that he lost the love his life, Brenda! He was too crazy to do sexy times with that raggedy ass bitch Kelly Taylor! Besides, Sammy doesn't have Dylan's forehead. This is not true! I'll believe it when Maury says it. Kelly is lying! She trapped him. I know it! That crooked bitch isn't right in the head and this is exactly something she would pull. And why didn't Brenda take Kelly's blonde hair in her hands and smash her head against the car when talking about Dylan? Is Brenda on her meds again? NO FUN! This is some "not right" shit.

The big moment, which looks like it was very anticlimactic, is at 5:50 in the clip above. I also love the scene where Brenda tells Lucille Bluth that she played Hedda Gabler once. Bitch doesn't even know who Hedda Gabler is! And I really hope Brenda and Lucille get in a cougar fight. My money is on Lucille. Don't fuck with a drunk with dentures.

Posted by: Michael K


jussayin's picture

well they can get Doogie Howser's Dylan looking ass to play Dylan instead of Luke Perry....

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

Thanks to this I have slipped into a blind rage. It's all like all my worst fears of the last 18 years were realized in one second.

paris herpes's picture

They're damn show is so predictable. I don't even watch it and I knew that Dylan would be the dad of Kelly's son. WHY? Because why else bring Brenda into the whole drama, so she can be pissed @ Kelly, blah blah blah...this shit is so boring, MK, why do you even watch it!?

Your face!

findleynb's picture

I was hoping it was Nat, played by the brilliant actor Joe E. Tata.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Last night's episode was rather boring - and I have yet to finish it. Oh my god, the token black guy hits a rich white dude's car and now he's going to fuck him over - *Yawn* Been there done that, 90210.

Secondly, I refuse to believe that kid is Dylan's. Hello - curly blonde hair! Maury needs to put Kelly, Dylan and Steve in the same room, duke it out and reveal that Steve is really Kelly's kid. Come on. Bullshit, 90210. Bullshit.
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Hysteria's picture

"Bitch doesn't even know who Hedda Gabler is! And I really hope Brenda and Lucille get in a cougar fight. . ."

Hahaahaha! Now THIS is the real dish right here. Don be turnin no channels. It's all here! MUAH!

Stock Broker's picture

Is this stupid show still on?

File this under "Who Gives A Flying Monkey Turd"

M.E.'s picture

I knew it!

So I wonder what happened as to why he isn't any longer "involved" in Sammy's life?

speakit's picture

this shit still sucks.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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sweetstickyriceball's picture

ok, i knew it was going to be dylan, but why did it still feel like a dagger in my heart when BRENDA said it!?!?! omg, what is wrong with me? and why do they keep torturing the brenda character. they made her character say it. i had to seriously make myself feel better by thinking, "well, at least dylan left kelly with an illigitimate child..." but it wasn't consolation enough. =(

Janet Planet's picture

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This must be a horrible mistake. I hope they find out Kelly had amnesia og some mental disorder that made her think Brandon was Dylan. Because she was so mad Dylan left her for his true love Brenda.

Or they could make Kelly a baby thief who stole Brendas baby because she wanted Dylans offspring.

Otherwise I'm not watching this mess anymore.

jussayin's picture

I yoled

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kdracofan's picture

Dylan? Really? as in 'Dylan left me for Kelly' Dylan? WHACK!

Suki's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 17, 2008 - 7:26am.

Submitted by The C word on September 17, 2008 - 8:09am.
Can't believe I watched the premiere of 'House' instead of this....House is way sexier than Dylan.
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Hell, yeah he is!

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YUM YUM HOUSE!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by The C word on September 17, 2008 - 8:09am.
Can't believe I watched the premiere of 'House' instead of this....House is way sexier than Dylan.
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Hell, yeah he is!

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EvilShoe's picture

Predictable and BORING!

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snowpiece's picture

"Cause It would have been more juicy if the father was that homeless guy Brandon bought home on Thanksgiving that one time. Now that's TV!!"

OKIE!!!!! ♥'s U! LMAO
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The C word's picture

Can't believe I watched the premiere of 'House' instead of this....House is way sexier than Dylan.

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Suki's picture

What time is this shit on?! My only other addiction to television is Dr. Who....although I *did* watch Fringe last night...

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DR.FUNK's picture

Wow Mk.The things that inflame your passion! Down boy.

angel_i's picture

@okie:

Chola Makeovers for everyone! That would be SO HWAT!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

greenfinch's picture

im annoyed its dylan too. how boring and predictable is that. yawn.

i think it should have been david...a little brotherly lovin..woo.

oklahoma's picture

Angel_i.. I know, I can't imagine what it will be. nose job is a good thought (nice) they've done teeth before, acne treatments.. And you're right, I dont' think they've ever completely shaved someones head. That one black girl was close, tho. Mullet?

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

andrea85's picture

Brenda seemed a little pissed when she mentioned Kelly is still in love with Dylan... lets hope to hell it's because Brenda and Dylan are secretly together!!! ha ha. That would be perfect.
I hate Kelly Taylor.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by oklahoma on September 17, 2008 - 8:58am.

Ok.. This is all nonsense, Because Tonight is MAKEOVER w/ ANTM.. *pukes due to excitement* and Tyra says its like never before! Yikes, I mean really! Yikes.. She wouldn't lie!! pfft
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YAY!!! Yay! Yay! Yay!

They're doing something EXTRA SPECIAL tonight! Baldness! Mebbe they gonna shave off someone's eyebrows!!! A nose job??? I'm excited too!!!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

oklahoma's picture

Ok.. This is all nonsense, Because Tonight is MAKEOVER w/ ANTM.. *pukes due to excitement* and Tyra says its like never before! Yikes, I mean really! Yikes.. She wouldn't lie!! pfft

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Yawn. Had they made a bold choice--like Daddy Walsh--that woulda made a helluva storyline! Then Brenda and Kelly could hate each other again and I could be transported back to 1993 when I had no bills except Bill Clinton and all was right with the world.

*sigh*

oklahoma's picture

yeah, that girl was like "oh do you really love Steve, cause you can't get over Dylan" Are they really talking about Steve Sanders? If not, then I'm out of here! Count me as GONE! Cause It would have been more juicy if the father was that homeless guy Brandon bought home on Thanksgiving that one time. Now that's TV!!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Cartarn123's picture

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^^^^^^^^^

angel_i's picture

Dayum! Even the clips sound boring.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Pers's picture

It's Dylan...BO-RING!
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oklahoma's picture

OMG, I clicked on this last night at the right moment, then I got hives all over my tits. Bad timing. But I was shocked that they even talkd about Steve or Dylan.. STEVE! bring back STEVE I love his smile..

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'm annoyed that it's Dylan and pissed that I care.

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