The Most Dangerous Man On The Internet
McAfee, the Internet security company, has named Brad Pitt as the most dangerous celebrity to search for on the Internet. Not because searching for Brad may land you in the middle of a Brangaloonie chat room den, but because the bad people of the Internet use his name to lure you in and infect your computer.
Bitches searching for pictures, wallpapers or info on Brad have an 18% chance of getting their PC infected with a virus, spam crap, adware or spyware. McAfee said other dangerous names include Justin Timberlake, Beyonce and Heidi Montag. WTF?! Heidi Montag? Ok, if you're searching for Heidi wallpapers, you deserve to get a virus. A really cruel virus! The kind of virus that will make fun of you for searching for Heidi wallpapers!
A spokeswhore for McAfee said: "Web surfers looking for celebrity gossip, screen savers and ringtones are often directed to fake Internet sites that look legitimate but pose a risk to the security of their computers."
If searching for Brad pictures all day and all night kills your computer, then poor Jennifer Aniston must go through a couple of laptops a week!
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coreuptin yer chilrenz
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I bought that issue of InTouch and laughed my ass off when they used us as an example of the disseters...
Still find it funny.
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on September 17, 2008 - 8:57am.
They basically did a cover on Britney's VMA wins and said something like users on dlisted.com questioned her her wins. that's paraphrasing but that was the jist of it.
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so really, WE were in the tabloids.. whattya know! haha!
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Shit, or maybe it was Us Weekly. Im pretty sure it was last week's In Touch.
They basically did a cover on Britney's VMA wins and said something like users on dlisted.com questioned her her wins. that's paraphrasing but that was the jist of it.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
OMG, if you look up horseface repblican cunt montage, you need a festering sore virus! a herpy virus!
that picture of brad, well, that's what he looks like on the inside, too.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Back at ya, missy. ♥ You totally reminded me of my parents and their parties, listening to Herb Alpert on the record player, drinking gin and tonics and smoking Pall Mall non-filters. *goes to call folks*
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Two parts vodka, one part lime.
That picture is priceless....
Beyond words. Beyond.
hehe IslandGirl! Good mornin to ya!! (((HUG)))
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Hahaha, missy... that's awesome. Herb Alpert AND his Tijuana Brass!!
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
cocoa mocho - really?? in what context? thats awesome!!
OH AND HEY! I couldnt wait to share this tidbit..
so out of all celebrity philanthopists, brangie (yes the two of them combined) rank UNDER
oprah
herb alpert
barbara streisand
paul newman
mel gibson
in terms of what they gave to charity in 2008. So anytime a loonie throws some saint angelina shit at you, just throw herb alpert right back at them!!!
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Best picture ever!
Beware Dlisters, I once got a virus looking up Tokio Hotel! I wanted to see some hot Sonic tranny mess but it crashed my computer instead!
Oh holy hat hell!
I remember those little shorts with the velcro pocket in the front. Ah good times......
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆^^^^^^^^
...yeah i know that my post was pretty random. like this one.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
In touch mentioned dlisted in its magazine this week.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
yeah I think he had some work done on that jaw.
speaking of, Rumer is guest starring on CSI or something I saw. I mean WTF!?!?!!?!?!?****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
You know, I never had a thing for Brad Pitt...I was/am more of a Johnny Depp kinda girl...
"...Bitches searching for pictures, wallpapers or info on Brad have an 18% chance of getting their PC infected with a virus, spam crap, adware or spyware..."
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No thanks, I'll stick to my Monty Clift wallpaper. Monty was/is waaaay handsomer and better actor than Asshole ArmPITT!
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LMMFAO
Thanks for that MK!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Surely that's not Brad Pitt in that photograph.
He looks like a forty year old rent boy.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
hollywood is so nasty and slutty and diseased that even SEARCHING for them on the internets gives yor computer the clap?
Sounds about right!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Walk like an Egyptian, you dork.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
It wasn’t Angie’s fault…this picture ruined the marriage.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
Hahhahahahahahahaahh that's funny
Heidi Montag fans deserve all the computer virus and other virus of the body
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I have to go see the new Pitt/Clooney movie, though. He plays dumb and awkward so well.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
William Bradley Pitt, you give that hat back to Grandma this instant!
That picture is RIDICULOUS. Ewe I cant stand Brad he is so nasty looking now. I have never seen life and looks sucked out of someone so quickly.
'Beepers start to flash 818, 213, 313, B.I.G.'- Notorious B.I.G.
Both he and AJ have had some pretty good plastic surgery -- subtle enough so that you wouldn't notice it without old pictures like these. Viva le internet!
This is half of the mostest powerful beautiest wonderest couple in the world!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
he is one wild and crazy guy!
nice hat!!!!
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And this is why I go to school for Information Security.
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Dick happens! - MK
LMFAO!!
This has got to be the funniest post in DListed history.
*wiping tears from cheeks*
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
MK, where the hell did you find that pic??
Damn, a reminder of how old dude is. Not that forty-something is ancient, but that pic really telegraphs it. God, are those shoes LA Gears???? BWAAAAHAAHAAHAAA
my o' my...what a picture
lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
GOOD!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Why do an internet search when we call know he's tuckled right under Angie's scrote?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ