Fishsticks Doesn't Diet
Fishsticks Paltrow is so full of shit, I mean, tartar sauce. Fishy claims she just can't diet! She tells Oprah, in an episode airing today, that she would rather work her bony ass out than keep track of what goes down her fish hole.
She said: "I just cannot diet. "I think maybe it's the idea that you can't have something ... I just can't do it. It's worth it to me to do that extra exercise so I can eat what I want and not think about it."
Fishy also said that she had trouble losing "the extra 20 pounds she gained" after giving birth to Moses. 20 pounds?! This bitch has made an art form out of annoying the fuck out of me.
I was under the impression that she only ate organic bird seed and grass reeds. It's nice to know that when she wants a second helping of sun-dried artichoke leaves and butternut squash diarrhea, she just goes for it. Good for you, Fishy. Live it up!
Fishy is on Oprah today to promote her cooking show with Mario Batali. The two traveled through Spain eating shit. Well, he ate a bunch of stuff and she probably just nibbled on her flaxseed cracker.
Source: People
She don't diet becuz she probably doesn't eat anything, don't let these Hollyweird actresses FOOL you!
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Sit yo ass down!
Petland Discounts sells her food in little yellow cans... fish food ..little colored flakes.... on lettuce with no dressing..and a raisin for desert
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The war isn't working.
they smoked weed and he ate and she barfed fish food and ate it again...
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The war isn't working.
Gwynnie never eats and she has the breath to prove it! Nasty!
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God I hate this twat. Ever since she was a nobody, she's had this I'm better than everyone mentality. And she's not even a good actress!
She doesn't diet because I'm sure eating macrobio food doesn't have any fat in it, why would she need to diet?
When will she finally go away for good?
Those are the 20 lbs left in her ego that she has to lose. I thought she was on the grass and rabbit feed diet...and didn't she almost pass out while doing one of those week long cleanses? Fishticks is demented!
Your face!
I like this picture of her. She looks like she could be a next-door neighbor, about to dish the dirty gossip about the other neighbor who kicked out his pregnant wife and brought his teenage ho to live up the street from us. Okay. That actually happened, but the baby was already born.
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This bitch is insufferable.
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She's so full of shit that it's coming out of her mouth.
So pretentious and phony - yes she's had at least one nose job. Remember when she was introducing Anthony Hopkins and she pronounced his name as "Antony" and he corrected her? Dumb cunt.
I adore her...so I respectfully disagree with you. Remember, she used to be macrobiotic, so food isn't a big deal for her anyway. As for me, I'd skip the entree and head straight to the dessert -- which leaves me *not* looking quite as good as Gwynnie:)
Yea, what Chowgirl69 said x 100!!
Fishsticks Paltrow = go to hell with your bullshit.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 4:22pm.
lizzieb please keep her and Vadge, after all we took Posh and Jordan! fair trade?
Hmm, Jordan is still here. But it is good to be rid of 'Common Spice' and you've got the other one- 'Knocked Up By A Famous Man Spice'- so OK, fair dos.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 11:23am.
Pics don't lie.
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And neither do my hips.
I don't think she's pretty but I do think she's an okay actress. She does have cute kids!
frankipanki, don't buy that "naturally pretty" bullshit. She's had her nose done twice. Once years ago, before she was famous, and then again, in the past couple of years. Pics don't lie.
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lizzieb please keep her and Vadge, after all we took Posh and Jordan! fair trade?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She gets on my tits. She eats fuck all and lives in the gym with Vadge and recoiling from the idea of a diet- oh no not me,I eat like a,a,um... bird-when you don't eat anyway is v annoying. I wish she would go back to the US she's been here too long.
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I can't stand her...she received one of the least-deserved Oscars of all time for "Shakespeare In Love"...and her acceptance speech made me hurl.
She's too self-important for me.
MK I'm gonna give you a pass on this one, 'cause you've never had a baby (have you?)
When a woman refers to that *extra 20 pounds* they're stuck with after having a kid, they're generally referring to the weight that just doesn't budge after the real baby weight has long gone.
So, she's not necessarily saying she only gained 20 pounds during pregnancy. She's saying she was stuck with that on her arse, thighs and stomach as little Zeus or whatever his name is was moving onto solids
But you can still hate her if you want. I know she bugs the hell out of me.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 10:58am.
I don't mind Gwyneth....and I want her husband and children.
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I always thought she was naturally pretty, unlike most people in hollywood. Her hubby...not so pretty, but some good music. Kids, no clue??
LOL CTH!!
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Sugar Magnolia
I don't mind Gwyneth....and I want her husband and children.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on September 17, 2008 - 10:48am.
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I love you.
For agreeing with me, that is.
As pretentious as she may be, Gwinneth looks nice and healthy. Whatever she does seems to work for her.
She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at dating site "^^^^^^S e e k w e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^" yesterday.
yeah, men suck. I concurr. if it wasn't for that cock, I'd be out.
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LCT,
Absotively! We can have Gerard Butler movie nights!!
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Who doesn't like Pizza?!
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Sugar Magnolia
HAAAHAA!! that is priceless
TARRR TARR ARRRRRR!!!
love it
I still eat ramen.. I like to put other veggies in it.. even lettuce... i hate spending money on food!
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Submitted by frankipanki on September 17, 2008 - 9:42am.
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I agree. I understand that she might seem a little pretentious, but who the hell isn't in Hollywood? Gwyneth DOES keep to herself a lot, and I think she seems like a decent person.
What is wrong with admitting that she works out a lot to stay trim? It's better than all these super-skinny twits (Nicole Richey) who claim they are just "naturally thin"... Yeah, okay. A lot of people are naturally thin, but not an 80 pound adult!
I digress. I just think there are a lot bigger assholes out there than Gwyneth.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 9:45am
Can't send them away; I need my husband to clean up dog shit out of my back yard...
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 11:13am.
so, LO, in other words you were always like this?? ;P ♥
OH SHIT! well i guess so! HA HA HA!
I think that JUST dawned on me to Snow ha ha ha
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 10:33am.
CARROTTOP,
If it wasn't for the penis, i would be a lesbian. Period. Men suck. (and not the good kind!)
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I agree. If all men die because we get tired of their shit and send them to space, will you be my backup?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
so, LO, in other words you were always like this?? ;P ♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
So not quite sure why everyone hates her. She keeps to herself and stays out of the spotlight for the most part. It's quite obvious that she's naturally thin, so maybe she doesn't diet. Does she eat chips, pop, and pizza? Probably not...but maybe she doesn't like those things. Not everyone does.
I thought she has been on the Macrobiotic diet for years now.....?
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
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Silvara
I haven't had ramen noodles in five years, and I don't think I'll ever have them again!!!
It's soooo Budget! LOL
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Sugar Magnolia
Great. All this discussion of healthy food makes me crave bacon super bad now.
And I wanna eat it in Fishstick's face and smear my bacony greasy fingers on her smarmy smirk.
Oh my, how she puts care to the wind - "can't STAND to diet"! Yet she does the macro diet and works out five days a week. what a slacker! not. i smell pretense.
@Missy
"Like a dildo with a huge annoying dude attached to it."
Words of wisdom!!!
@boomsy and miss priss
Ah the joys of never having to eating f*cking ramen again! Shiot's not allowed in my house :)
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Submitted by missy on September 17, 2008 - 10:28am.
LCT - Im with ya babe.. they are useless self-absobed twits sometimes. Like a dildo with a huge annoying dude attached to it.
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That only vibrates when it's drunk and puking.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Haha!!!
A flaxseed cracker...
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
I remember my g'maw took me to a red lobster when i was like five or something and i dont know if it was the sweet tea or what but i lost my little five year old shit and started yelling SO LOUD, "TAR TAR!!!!! ARRRRRRRR TAR TAR!" like a freaking pirate.
I couldnt stop laughing i remember some people laughing and some people looking confused, (all old people lik ein their 70's) BUT I REALLY could not help myself AT ALL!
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Submitted by boomsy on September 17, 2008 - 10:21am.
Sounds like it's time for a "I think we need some time apart so we can learn to appreciate each other more" speech...
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Which is exactly what we're doing but he's being selfish and wanting the ball to be solely in his court and I'm about to choke him with it.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
it's not coffee, it's Postum ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Oh! On topic: What chowgirl69 said!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 10:20am.
LCT ITA, esp. the self righteous part.
Seriously.
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Is it so much to ask that men and women be created somewhat similar so that we didn't have to spend our lives wanting to drown them in Oil of Olay and they didn't spend their lives being shitfucks?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
CARROTTOP,
If it wasn't for the penis, i would be a lesbian. Period. Men suck. (and not the good kind!)
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
You can tell she was always the snotty girl in your class who tattled on everyone and was the #1 teacher suck up.
If she'd gone to college, she'd be the one reading poetry and acting smarter than everyone else in class, when everyone knew she was screwing the professor.
actually, I love fishsticks. really cheap, zero nutrients, zapped in the microwave with lots of kepchup and TAR TAR
Miss P: we are discussing that exact thing in the Bradley thread.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "