Clueless The Sequel: Starring Lynne Spears
Meredith Viera interviewed Lynne Spears on "Today" this morning to talk about her new book "Through the Caca." Basically, Lynne lives in her own world where she bakes cookies all day long like a good mother and really didn't do anything wrong when raising her kids.
In the clip above, Lynne talks about how she wasn't a stage mother. Brit Brit pushed her. When Brit started to become a star, Lynne couldn't travel with her, because she had to stay at home and raise Jamie Lynne. She compares it to sending your kids to college. She said: "You don't really know what they're doing in college ... just as Britney set out two years earlier to be a star."
She said it was all roses and cupcakes at first, but then it all turned when Brit Brit started to lose it. Lynne said she wasn't ready for that. Obviously, she wasn't. That's why she turned around and walked away. Instead of helping out her crazy daughter, she wrote this shit book!
Lynne can't fool me with her soft, Southern voice. Bullshit is still pouring out of her mouth.
And in the clip below, Lynne talks about how she was shocked to learn about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. I guess she didn't get the hint when she heard her daughter doing sexy times in the next room.
Lynne found out when Jamie Lynn gave her a note that said she was pregnant. The note totally said: "Dear Ma, I done and got knocked up! Oh wells! Kisses and Possums, Jamie Lynn."
After Lynne read the note, she noticed that Casey's feet were on the table (ok?) and that he wasn't looking at her. That's when she broke down and cried. Yeah, cried tears of joy at the thought of all the millions she was going to make off of this pregnancy!
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well I guess the 65000 people who bought Jessica's album will be the same people who buy this book...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
A healthy sense of shame is lacking in this family. She shouldn't be drawing attention to and trying to make a greasy buck off the fact that she failed to mother her children. Yes, kids grow up and become their own person; HOWEVER, the fakeshit dog-eat-dog world of Hollywood is no place to let a teenage girl loose, so to speak. She shouldn't be proud that (i) one daughter is a mental basket case who had to have her own children taken away from her, and (ii) the other daughter has already played "barefoot and pregnant."
The title of this inane book should be "Parenting For Dummies By a Dummy" or "What NOT To Do When Raising A Fame-Whoring Tramp."
No amount of filthy lucre will ever make this white trash family intelligent or interesting.
She should be shot
Submitted by letinstar on September 17, 2008 - 4:42pm.
i don't even have to listen to know what a prize of a mother lynne is...
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I know, right?
I caught a wiff of her soft little voice and immediately my clicking finger thought: "Shut up, bitch." And turned it off.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
i don't even have to listen to know what a prize of a mother lynne is...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
r5bales, it is a Nickelodeon Exec, not Disney.
Dan Schneider (Fat Dennis on "Head of The Class" in the 80's) is the best guess.......
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
-Jay Z
Entertainment Lawyer insists the baby daddy is a Disney Exec pedo.(Can't remember who, and too ADD to search for it.) Casey is taking the fall for financial security - similar to the Katie Holmes/ Tom Cruise contract.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
WORST. MOM. EVER. She lets her teenage daughter & her hick boyfriend sleep in the same room, with the reassurance from a 16 YEAR OLD that she was still a virgin. And then is surprised (!) when the kid turns up pregnant.
This is what happens when you try to be friends with your children, instead of a parent & then stick your head in the sand and ignore EVERYTHING that's going on.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this is why ignorant people fear abortion....otherwise they wouldn't be here or be allowed to procreate
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
britney has always told lynne what to do. back when brit was a zygote and the doctors were telling lynne to stay out of them bad old honky tonks, zygote britney said, "please have some whiskey and cigarettes mama. that'll make me a cute little baby."
Worthless human being.
and, "as a matter of fact"
fuckin' biotch...no wonder your kids are tards. the apple doesn't fall from the tree
If she answers another question by starting with "you know what?" I will stab her in the face.
She didn't even keep track of Jamie...sure she's a teen and they'll do whatever they want, but she should at least have a little influence on her. As for Brit, she already messed her up by not taking the upper hand when she was 14. It's a pretty sad story overall. Lynne is probably the worst parent ever and she still acts like she did nothing wrong!
Your face!
Zomay
tell jeebus I don't have enough dough to buy a diamond cross but I can buy a bootleg one at Claires!! Will he still luv me the same way he loves the Spears?!?
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Sugar Magnolia
Lynne must be a good mom, she is wearing a diamond cross around her neck. That is the only thing that matters when you raise children. Teen pregnancy, drug use, sex with strangers, etc etc. None of that matters when you where a diamond cross. Jesus told me.
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@Miss Priss
Thanks!♥
Mine are just simple ideas, so even when I should stfu, if nothing else, people can make fun of me, so it's all good. :P
Ha! Meredith looks like she can't believe she's wasting her time talking about this. Did she say: 'her personal druggles'? That's funny:)
PS. Piss on Jordan all you want for her fakeness but, at least, she didn't talk about her "co-author".
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
IDML - YES! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!
My BF in HS was 3 years older than me, but we weren't allowed to go anywhere ALONE. If we were in my room, the door had to stay open, if we went to his house, my mother would call and make sure his mom knew we were on our way, etc.
Damn, I fucking hated her for that.
Speakit,
I love how you speak it.
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Sugar Magnolia
did she say "birFday" in the 2nd clip?
Snowy ♥
God, compared to Lynne I am the worst mom EVAH! I won't let my kid have ice cream before dinner.
*rolls eyes*
I'm with ME...if I watch that video, I might kill some puppies or something. Twenty bucks says she knew damn well, and probably encouraged/forced JL to fuck little ricky just to be sure she had a nicelong future (and blackmail money) on Nick. I would never let my teen daughter's boyfriend fucking live at my house....what in the hell did she think they were doing every night?
When I was 16 an older guy wanted to date me (he was 21, in University) To be sure nothing happened, my mom altered her work schedule so she could ride the tram home with me every day. For about 4 months. I hated her for it, because I wanted to date him so bad, but now, I'm so grateful she did that. THAT is what a parent does--sacrafices and does what is best for their child, even when unpopular.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
M.E. LOL don't stab yourself my love! just be happy in knowing that you're doing a much better job as a mama!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 8:18am.
"Britney pushed me," STFU! WOW! what a piece of shit. I had to shut it off.
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That is why I won't watch it. My blood is already boiling, I might actually end up hurting someone if I watch this shit.
Britney pushed me. UGH! WHAT PARENT LETS THEIR CHILD DO THE DECISION MAKING!!?!?!?!?!?!?. Oh, That is right, one that is trying to be a FRIEND not a parent.
*stabs self in leg with pen*
It is too late for this old bawd to backpeddle now. She whored her daughters out for CASH. She should be in fucking JAIL.
"Ummm"... is not an answer!" Judge Judy
Next time have Bab-wa wawa do the interview
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
@CTH
It's all about money. She sold her daughters, plain and simple.
But in Lynne's mind, she did right by her daughter, letting her have her 'dream'. And Lynne's reward was a bank account full of cash. All the problems were the work of the debil! Trials and tribulations that they can overcome cuz God is on the Spears' side. THANK YOU JESUS! No one understands them. *cry*
There really are people who believe that shit. God wants us to be rich, shallow and materialistic. If that doesn't happen.. blame Satan. KEEP WEARING THAT CROSS LYNNE! THAT'S THE KEY TO THE GATES OF HEAVEN!
Y'all need to hush! Lynn Spears is a wonderful mother who did the best she could under the circumstances, praise the lord that she is leading Jamie Lynn down the Christian path,
Sarah Palin.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Ugh... This stupid bitch again!?
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who is this HWAT whore?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-FEtFrZNg
LOL she is just as delusional as Brit fans its like a requirement.
leave Britney's mom aloooone. She's a huuuuuuuman!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Nothing is ever the fault of anyone in that family. The rest of the world is just a bunch of big meanies who don't understand them.
"Britney pushed me," STFU! WOW! what a piece of shit. I had to shut it off.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I wish Meredith had asked her if Shit found out Jamie Lynne was pregnant from the paps. LOL!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
speakit
I HAVE a teenage daughter, and if anyone had even attempted to get a sexy picture of her, I'd be posting from ma jail cell, nuff said.
we're suppose to protect our children from this kind of shit, not be the ones responsible for them being exposed to it.
"blood's boiling"
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I think I'm going to call my mother just to thank her for being a royal bitch hard ass while raising me.
BRB.
I love how she says Casey came over to get his wallet. HOW DID HE END UP LEAVING IT THERE, HUH?!? Because they were fuckin, you stoopid bitch!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@Stoney...yeah, Meridith sugar coated it almost as much as Lynne...and some her shit was inaccurate...not that I'm a Britaloony...She was only married to her childhood friend for 55 HOURS, Meridith said 55 days...
Now we only have to wait 10-12 years to see how Grandbaby CashCow turns out.
Excuse me, I'm going to puke now.
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 8:08am.
I know what's worse. The shitty job Meredith Viera did in interviewing her.
Seriously. If she were prepared at ALL she could have challenged some of that bullshit spewing forth from Lynne's botoxed maw.
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There must have been some sort of "clause" that prevented her from challenging those remarks.
WTF is DIane Sawyer, she aint afraid.....
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 17, 2008 - 12:08pm.
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Seriously. What's sad is there were prolly mom's with young daughter's at home watching this shit, nodding their heads while they were picking out 'little miss' pageant dresses.
Blech.
I really want to punch my monitor.
GO BACK TO THE SWAMP LYNN! You've got your million daughter home that trailor trash swamp slut #1 built for you, GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raise another uneducated cash cow for your underaged, unwed teenaged DAUGHTER!
Yeah, it's not lynn's fault that she allowed her underage daughter to pose almost nude for rolling stone.. jesus christ she pisses me off.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I know what's worse. The shitty job Meredith Viera did in interviewing her.
Seriously. If she were prepared at ALL she could have challenged some of that bullshit spewing forth from Lynne's botoxed maw.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really, truely want to hurt this woman.
No wonder her kids didn't have a fucking prayer. Off doing whatever the hell they damn well please because mom is going to justify everything and sugar coat it.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 8:04am.
I love how Lynne acts like Britney was the first of her kind. "We didn't have models to go by. We didn't know what we were doing."
Bitch, I didn't see Debbie Gibson or Gloria Estefan on the cover of Rolling Stone in their underwear at 17!
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Nor did their mothers purchase their fake tits at the ripe old age of 16.
good grief, what's worse the shitty job the cunt did as a mom or the fact that she wants to justify her shitty choices. pffftttt.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
This bitch should get NO air time. She is an AWFUL mother. BOTH her kids are fuck ups. GO AWAY LYNN!
I love how Lynne acts like Britney was the first of her kind. "We didn't have models to go by. We didn't know what we were doing."
Bitch, I didn't see Debbie Gibson or Gloria Estefan on the cover of Rolling Stone in their underwear at 17!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"