CSI: The Doggy Doo Edition
I guess dog caca is a big issue in the Israeli city of Petah Tikva, because owners have been asked to take their poochies to their vet, so that DNA samples can be collected and stores. Officials will use the doggy DNA samples to match abandonded dog poop found on the streets. Owners who don't pick up their pet's crap will face a fine.
Specially marked caca bins have also been sit up around the city. Owners who continually use bins will win things like doggy toys and food coupons. It's like a poopy punch card.
If the program works out, the city will make it mandatory for all dog owners to provide them with DNA samples.
The city's chief vet said: "My goal is to get the residents involved, and tell them that together, we can make our environment clean."
This isn't a bad idea. As much as I HATE having to pick up steaming bowel nuggets, I hate it even more when I see that shit on the street. Sometimes when I'm walking on the sidewalk, it feels like I'm playing hopscotch, because I'm trying to avoid stepping on poo.
Cities should also consider doing the same thing with humans. Have you seen some public toilets? Some of them look like the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory exploded all over them. And the whores responsible for that madness just walk away. That should be a crime. My day has been absolutely ruined from walking in on a porcelain mudslide.
Thanks Sylvia
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I'm not really into dogs, but I would seriously adopt this one. If he can pick up his own shit, what can't he do? I'd come from work and dinner will be done, he could probably do my laundry and maybe even make doctor's appointments for me.
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you know what's worse?; people who leave their dogs out all night to whine, howl and bark and keep everyone else up!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Augh... don't even get me started on disgusting humans. I'm the only girl who works at my bar - so EVERY SINGLE TIME there is a problem in the ladies room - guess who gets to go take care of it? ME! There was one night, the toilet clogged... bad. I locked the door to the stall, and put a sign on it "Out of Order Please don't use!" I even added a little smiley face at the end for good measure. Anynastyshitbagdrunkgirls - End of the night, I'm closing up. The toilet was not only used, but multiple times. It was literally overflowing with tampons and turds (which would be a perfect name for a lousy, white trash metal song..) I'd say a solid 20 girls must have shit on top of the overflowing poopy toilet pile.
Alright well that's my rant for tonight. I think I'm going to go hit up Circle K.. I suddenly have a craving for a Baby Ruth.
"Some of them look like the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory exploded all over them. And the whores responsible for that madness just walk away. That should be a crime."
LOL! How true! I cannot understand why some people do (Ha!) that!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
I always feel warm and fuzzy when I see evidence that the US is NOT the only country flushing tax dineros down the proverbial loo.
Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to just turn a firehose on all that crap every week or so?
Team Valtrex, same here. Used to live in the country, was always finding deer crap, raccoon crap, the occasional wolf crap... dogs were a rarity! Why is dog/cat poop more objectionable than wild animals with all sorts of parasites and diseases?
ViVee, I suspect wolves are more sanitary.
You fools who say that "this is a good idea" need to read Brave New World and 1984 again.
Why am I ever surprised anymore to read something and have my first thought be "people are fucking nasty and stupid"
and yet 6 billion and we keep on growing...
oh and some neighbor for a while was letting their dog shit right next to my mail box, and if I had ever saw who it was they could guarantee finding that shit in their mailbox the next day.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
My neighbor let's his dog shit on everyone's lawn and doesn't clean it up. I've stepped in it and tracked it into my house and car before. After those lessons I have to avoid my lawn like it's a minefield. I finally got fed up and wrote really big in chalk on the side walk next to my lawn with a pile of poop, "PLEASE CLEAN YOUR DOG POOP!!!! Stop Leaving it here!" I haven't found any since, knock on wood. But the neighbor glares at me now when I drive by.
Well Jesus, MK. Exploding diahrreah is really hard to control in Home Depot! And I ain't wiping THAT seat!
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one new years eve, i saw human shit splatted up against the wall on my way to the train...i guess somebody really had to go and they just couldn't wait...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
I agree about the porcelain mudslide thing-it's so ignorant and disgusting.
Yeah RIGHT! They are collecting dog DNA to match to poop on the street??????????? I would think the Israeli govt. had better things to do lol!
Submitted by boomsy on September 17, 2008 - 12:11pm.
@Mrs. K.: Do you know what kind of dog Moose is?
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Part third world street dog, part spawn of the devil...too much mutt to tell! I think he's got some chihuahua in him and probably, judging by his personality and temperament, some terrier as well.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I have this cleaning job, part time with school. We clean the place twice a week and almost every single time one or more of the toilet bowls look like an explosion went off in them. I just don´t get it, if you leave a nasty shit slide in the toilet it takes 10 seconds to stir it with the toilet brush and flush again, why is that so fucking hard for some people??? If however the shit stains are left there they turn to fucking granite!!!
@Mrs. K.: Do you know what kind of dog Moose is? My parents have a dog that looks just like him and when we asked the vet what she was he said she was just a dog; too much mutt to tell.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
On the list of invasive, obnoxious, overbearing bullshit, this is number 5.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
jussayin LOL tru dat!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by ViVee on September 17, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I totally agree. I cannot get over how people can be so disgusting, where they raised by wolves?
...or raised by Lynne Spears.
neither, I'm sure, knows what indoor plumbing is.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
the Mossad has become even more thorough in their data collection efforts.
Submitted by gyeah on September 17, 2008 - 11:02am.
I don't know how you do it. I would be out murdering nuns for less than this:
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That photo was in a book called Dogs 24/7
True Story
My Minch is a STAR!
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I had no idea Women's Bathrooms were the cesspool of hell.
Wish I would have skipped reading these comments.
Barf.
Yeah it common courtesy to keep your toilet clean! Sure public bathrooms look like someone rained piss down on the seat and usually there's a huge rhino shit floating in there. But goddam, people are so disrespectful in terms of using toilets. Also, some cafes and restaurants clean their bathrooms once a week sometimes...I should know, I've been in those places and noticed big time. I make a mental note that the bathroom is in a vile state and never go back to eat there. So it's a great way of losing customers! I don't have a dog so I don't ever have to pick up their shit. It's one of the drawbacks to having a dog in the city I guess...
Your face!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 17, 2008 - 2:29pm.
*DYING!!!!*
Please, I'm sure you must want to know how I can possibly stand that much cuteness 24/7, am I right?
LOL
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I don't know how you do it. I would be out murdering nuns for less than this:
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/1189954254059684344nrzDqO
Oh fuck! that is awesome. I loves him soo much.. Please clean my poopie Mr Dog.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by gyeah on September 17, 2008 - 10:57am.
*DYING!!!!*
Please, I'm sure you must want to know how I can possibly stand that much cuteness 24/7, am I right?
LOL
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2563370560059684344vAcuJj
vs
http://dlisted.com/node/28280
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
-Take a break but worry not; things wiII stiII be fucked when you get your perspective back.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 17, 2008 - 10:50am.
awwwwwwwww Mrs. K I love that doggie of yours!
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I must admit when I look at the puppy pictures I get a little farklempt.
He's a big boy now...22 pounds.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by ViVee on September 17, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I totally agree. I cannot get over how people can be so disgusting, where they raised by wolves?
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Wolves are probably kinder and more aware than these type of people.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
-Take a break but worry not; things wiII stiII be fucked when you get your perspective back.
Submitted by gyeah on September 17, 2008 - 10:45am.
HAHAHAHAHA, i was going to ask you why you named your cat "cement", i'm a little dense today not unlike that cement cat.
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I know the feeling.
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
ha ha ha ha missy
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awwwwwwwww Mrs. K I love that doggie of yours!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
MK: "This isn't a bad idea. As much as I HATE having to pick up steaming bowel nuggets, I hate it even more when I see that shit on the street. Sometimes when I'm walking on the sidewalk, it feels like I'm playing hopscotch, because I'm trying to avoid stepping on poo.
Cities should also consider doing the same thing with humans. Have you seen some public toilets? Some of them look like the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory exploded all over them. And the whores responsible for that madness just walk away. That should be a crime. My day has been absolutely ruined from walking in on a porcelain mudslide."
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uhh, judging by this, I think MK enjoys the poo talk!!!
*dont hit me*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 17, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Before I pick up after my dog I photograph the poo. Then later I catalog it by color, consistency and sizem and post it on my website.
HAHAHAHAHA, i was going to ask you why you named your cat "cement", i'm a little dense today not unlike that cement cat.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
-Take a break but worry not; things wiII stiII be fucked when you get your perspective back.
Oh this must be shit topic day today.
I have a funny bathroom story too. Our former receptionist who was a skank was well known within our company for taking huge Rhino dumps in the girls washroom at approx the same time every day. Well one day she really plugged the toilet up badly, it flooded the bathroom and we had to call in a plumber. Skank scampers off on her 2 hour fuckin' lunch break, meanwhile the plumber comes while shes away and fixes the toilet. She comes back from her "lunch" break and asks my coworker if the toilet was fixed and what did the plumber say. My coworker replied..."He said you should really think about consulting a dietician!" She had to think about that for a minute, called him an asshole and then skulked off to her desk, lmfao!!! FUCK, did we laugh about that.
Anyhoooo....Yeah I always pick up my dogs shit.
Submitted by gyeah on September 17, 2008 - 1:27pm.
This thread is reactivating my latent, deep seated hatred for humanity...things of this nature and animal abuse easily give me Charles Manson type psychosis.
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I totally agree. I cannot get over how people can be so disgusting, where they raised by wolves?
Submitted by KD on September 17, 2008 - 12:19pm.
I definitely agree with you on that one. The womens bathroom here at my job for example. Yesterday one of the stalls looked like a scene from CSI. I mean WTF seriously people. I would hate to see some of their homes.
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"Drink beer Save water"
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 2:03pm
Oh thats a good one Speakit.
I totally fold my sweaters for the nice retail girls.
Every kid should have to either wait tables or work in retail for a little while to make sure they are nice and tired and humble before they try to come and get jobs with the big boys and girls in the future
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Before I pick up after my dog I photograph the poo. Then later I catalog it by color, consistency and sizem and post it on my website.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
I have run out my front door to yell at bitches who let their dogs shit on the sidewalk in my neighborhood & don't pick up--or worse, in MY YARD. Children play there for christ's sake. I don't understand how people can be so disrespectful--as if no one else lives in the world but THEM.
Also, women's bathrooms, gross, I fucking hate going in and seeing little puddles on the goddamned seat. Newsflash, ladies, put a little paper down and you won't have to squat and spray all over the place like a damned blind man.
LoLo yes, true dat. I know the little cleaning lady here and she's a doll. but I guess if you are used to being cleaned up after....Angie's kids have no chance to be decent human beings.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
When I used go to school(community college)there would be crap on the floor of the bathroom stalls, pee on the toilet seats, and in the gym showers used tampons on the floor.
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 1:31pm.
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Thank you. I feel that way too. I feel the same way about people who let their children tear things off the racks and shelves in stores.
I pick up after my dog.
And I carry extra bags for the asshats that "conveniently" forgot theirs at home.
You know the person that cleans up all the shit we see in the nasty bathroom is a human.
I am not only careful and clean because of health but out of RESPECT for the poor sack who is trying to make an honest living.
Treating people like that is bullshit, these are not animals or fairies who come in and clean up and more than likely become sick to their stomach or catch some nasty ass germs.
That shit aint right. Jack asses!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kdraco, that's fucking revolting...good for you for not being afraid of getting into a confrontation with a filthy pig. This thread is reactivating my latent, deep seated hatred for humanity...things of this nature and animal abuse easily give me Charles Manson type psychosis.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
-Take a break but worry not; things wiII stiII be fucked when you get your perspective back.
KD I believe it. the lawyers at my job are forever leaving their dishes in the sink when the dishwasher is RIGHT THERE!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
that just taint right man
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
lolo, putsomestankonit & gyeah:
I told her she was a pig and she simply went back and picked it up.
But I KNOW that if I wouldn't have been there her pig-ass was going to leave it on the floor.
EW.
And Ew about the dude who doesn't wash his hands and everyone has to share computers. Barf.
PS: The dude in the shipping dept farts up a storm ALL the time...WTF!?
lmao
Some people think that they can do anything in public bathrooms because people are paid to clean them. I've seen blood on the walls, boogers, all kinds of nastyness.
My boyfriend says the people (guys) who work in offices are the worst. They don't clean up after themselves because they expect to be waited on or something and every time something is messy, the warehouse workers always get blamed. The funny thing is, all the guys that work in his warehouse are all neat freaks.
Where I live, the wild animals shit on the ground. When I see a bear in a diaper, I'll worry about my dog's waste.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.