Wednesday, September 17th 2008
Oh, Josh Brolin!
In the new issue of W Magazine, Josh Brolin tells us exactly what he thinks of his father. You can smell the Tequila dripping off of his words:
“My dad is probably one of the handsomest guys ever. I was making a joke and I said, ‘If I was a chick, I’d fuck you.’ He was like, ‘You can’t say that! Shut your mouth!’”
This is not something I would ever say to one of my parents, but this is a Hollywood family we're talking about. Imagine the things Papa Joe says to his daughters? Papa Joe's compliments to his girls probably make Josh's quote sound like it came directly from a Christian family movie.
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Josh is right.
Papa Joe won't say "If you weren't my daughter.." cuz I don't think it matters to him.
Oh lord have mercy you stupid ridiculous human being.
Put a titty in this boys mouth so he wont talk any more
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
How did this tool land Diane Lane?
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut
LOL IG !!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
OMG- who cares- did you guys know they are REMAKING "West Side Story"?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I fucking HATE Hollywood.
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Flutter Girl, you don't want to know what I live
You don't want to take what I give
Cause I give nothing for free....
-Chris Cornell
Papa Joe to Jessica: "Jess, honey, you're so hot I'd fuck you even if I wasn't your father".
Papa Joe to Ashlee: "What did you say your name was again?"
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Josh would prolly rather fuck his dad than his step mom! that's fer shur!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "