Wednesday, September 17th 2008

The Incredible Shrinking 90210 Girls

The producers and actors on "90210" are about to stage an intervention for two of the girls on the show, because they basically look like skeletons. Wait...hold up...did somebody say "Intervention"? It's like I'm walking on sunshine! Okay, back to the important topic at hand.

A source told UsWeekly that Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup have lost tons of weight since joining the show. The source said: "I've never seen Jessica or Shenae eat."

A weight-management expert guessed that Shenae is 5'3" and weighs 90 pounds. They gussed Jessica is 5'8" and weighs 100 to 105 pounds.

Producers and the boys of the cast want them to eat more and are about to sit them down for a little talk. Producers on TV shows care?! Since when? The producers are probably creaming their chonies that their girls made the cover of UsWeekly.

These two girls need to sit down and watch a few episodes of the old "Beverly Hills 90210." I'm specifically talking about Gina Kinkaid (played by Vanessa Marcil) and Kelly Taylor. Gina was bulimic and Kelly was addicted to diet pills among other things. Do you remember when Kelly passed out in the bathroom of the Peach Pit? A cry for help! Jessica and Shenae need to watch this shit so they can learn from their predecessors.

And if that doesn't work, sic Brenda Walsh on them.

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double post :/
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adoptalina says she plans to home school and theres only 149 comments? wtf people?? yall better shape up by the time i get back home or heads will roll!
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Orange dress girl badly needs a sandwich :(

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allison was the best intervention ever! She has ruined all other interventions for me.

Allison for hot slut of the month!!

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I have no idea who these girls are but I very much doubt any producer ever said an actress was too thin. Plus they are on the cover of some shite mag so I would think it’s all good in their employment world. Wouldn’t want to be their bones or kidneys however.

On the subject of stars in the past being more voluptuous, I think maybe they were a little but even Miss Monroe was pretty small. I went to an exhibition of her costumes and I would estimate she was a British size 8, which I think is a US 4 or is it 6? Small anyway when you consider the average British woman is a size UK 16 and I imagine the average US woman is bigger. Actually on that note, I went to Disneyland in Florida and was really surprised how many people were in wheelchairs. I wondered if they had a reduced price day or something and realised my mistake when I went into the cark park and saw lots of very fat people getting out if the chairs and walking to the bus. I was also 5 months pregnant and when I asked an attendant if it was safe for me to go on a ride he asked why- now I am the sort that looks pregnant from about three months on, and was clearly carrying a passenger but he didn’t realise as I looked the same as so many, not pregnant women walking about (eating MASSIVE turkey legs that my son was convinced were dinosaur legs as he has never seen anything like it before) So I would conclude that these idiotic girls aside obesity is worse problem in the US overall.

Last but not least. Angie will home school eh? She will? I think not, the nannies will pass the kids to the tutors whilst she goes to the gym and selects which kid will go best with her outfit for the day as she needs to ensure at least one unrehearsed snap a day. Those poor bloody kids. Brad, grow a pair and stay in one place and send the older ones to school, You must know, deep down, that this carnival is going to breed people possible even more psycho than Ange, if you can imagine such a thing.

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They look awful,I hope they get help.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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PS. All that struggling does pay off, tho - you're right. My daughter makes WAY healthier choices than I would have made at her age - just for her experiences; what she thinks is good is what she's used to eating. She likes candy, fersure, but when she wants food - it's real food she's after, not BK.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 17, 2008 - 11:14pm.

Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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Sorry, I refuse to blame the media entirely. I refuse to blame the food industry entirely. Peeps CHOOSE to have kids, then they have to make CHOICES for those kids. Yeah, things are going to change when you can no longer make ALL the choices for those kids, but the problem in America IS what PARENTS CHOOSE to feed their kids
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Fersure. They choose to feed their kids the food they grew up with. Now, I am lucky enough to have grown up with friends whose parents cooked fresh foods, so I have seen the difference. Even just beginning with ketchup and the amount of sugar (and it's been increasing over the years) added. I, myself, am surprised that a baby food industry even exists - babies can really just eat FOOD - it's not a complicated science - but that stuff is full of sugar.

And then take people like my mother - who filled the cupboards with all manner of processed foods because they were "quicker" or "simpler" (I've learned, over time, that neither of these things are true - lots of whole food is just as quick and simple). I could go a whole day in my house and not eat what I would consider to be a "good meal" today. But Frosted Flakes for breakfast, Chef Boyardee for lunch and a Lean Cuisine for dinner could pass in that household. All of that shit is full of addictive substances. Things you crave more of once you've had them. After...12, 13 some odd years of eating like that, and with your still child's mind, your personal choices are bound to be fucked up.

Now - was that my mother's fault? Absolutely - but, quite frankly, she never knew any better. Back then, "innovations" were embraced a lot more quickly than they were criticized. My parents smoked in the house and the car and we bounced around in the back of the station wagon. They were raised to go with the flow, so they did...I get mad at her more, for later, when she had the information but chose to continue on as though oblivious.

I'm lucky my mom was single for a long time - because that's how I got to spend time with these other families...and also, that as a teen I had a lot of reasonably priced ethnic fast food available...strangely enough...because that's what got me eating rice and beans all the time;p

I still struggle between craving really crappy food and craving healthy food...I spent a lot of years in hard training for this shitty existence - and most people don't even begin to think about putting themselves through what I've been through. At this point, for me, it's something the media started but it's almost like an incurable disease - I can only really keep it under control.

To say that I only blame the media oversimplifies it, but for me to ignore it completely would seem remiss ... and I guess since I'm here in this arena - that's where I launched my attack.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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Sorry, I refuse to blame the media entirely. I refuse to blame the food industry entirely. Peeps CHOOSE to have kids, then they have to make CHOICES for those kids. Yeah, things are going to change when you can no longer make ALL the choices for those kids, but the problem in America IS what PARENTS CHOOSE to feed their kids, and what those kids LEARN as a normal diet. What they CHOOSE to do about it later either under the guise of their inadequate parents or as ADULTS is really just the inevitable outcome of THEIR upbringing. That said, yes, there are exceptions, and they are tragic, BUT THEY ARE IN THE EXTREME MINORITY!

I was not raised to take food for granted. I was not raised to eat junk. I was not raised to comfort myself, entertain myself, indulge myself with food. And so I don't. I don't look like those bitches in the magazines...Never did. So what? They look great, and so do I! (well not so much on that second part, but I don't really care that much about how I look and that shit sounded good, so go with it...)
I just don't buy all the "Oh she's so skinny, so my daughter is gonna die of an eating disorder" crap! Bullshit! It's not true! I loved fashion magazines, I worried about my looks as a girl, like everyone else. I NEVER puked on purpose, and I was never anorexic, and no, I was not a confident person, just a person who was brought up with a HEALTHY relationship with food. And now embracing my fug...:-)

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Actually, Tigerlily:

They make it worse. Kids get caught in a cycle of binge and purge at a young age. Only thing is most of them are not bulimic. So the binging plays out a lot more strongly than the purging...especially as addictions to sugar, gluten and certain fats are lovingly nurtured and supported. The periods of purging grow shorter and farther and farther apart, creating what seems like an impossible situation - not at all made less so by the media's constant reminder that we want more! more! more! and that, if you're not drunk and high you're not having fun - unless or OLD or FIVE, that is. Drinking and medicating just end up making you fatter...and, coupled with their effects and a lack of general discipline...a lifelong battle with depression ensues. For no fucking reason at all except to sell a few Big Macs, some fries and a couple magazines and a tv show.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 9:32pm.
It's all about getting teen girl attention, too. Who's the hottest bitch at school but the bitch who's issue is that she's "too thin"?
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Oh, we had that shit in highschool, the bitch puking in the stall. That bitch was too thin...I don't know what kids are like today, but trust, there are NOT ENOUGH of the "too thin" types in this country anyways...Magazines have ZERO effect since the obesity rate (especially among CHILDREN) has SKYROCKETED, so ignore the stupid skinny ass ho's on the cover of these mags, and look at your child's BMI instead...Sorry, it just makes me angry to see obese kids who through NO FAULT of their own already are facing or have diabetes just because their parents wont face the fact that hiding behind the "skinny model" bullshit wont absolve them from slowly killing their kid with fat and sugar.
Rant over.

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pretty soon they will be shitting and pissing in a bag...thats some sexy

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The war isn't working.

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It's all about getting teen girl attention, too. Who's the hottest bitch at school but the bitch who's issue is that she's "too thin"?

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let them starve to death right in front of us.

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See, everybody gets their pussy hairs in a twat over some stupid ass skinny bitches on tv causin' all kinds of eating disorders...'kay, um look around you...We bitches be TOO FAT...not too thin...Americans are DYING FROM OBESITY...not skinniness...I mean, please, look, we don't all look the same, and THAT'S A PLUS because we DON'T have the same idea of beauty, but that's no excuse to scapegoat a couple of useless tv "stars" or freakin' models (MODELS!) for our own inability to either control our weight or find our inner HOTNESS! And... Oh, yes, bitch, you ARE fierce...work it, work, it, now pose...Yes, that's so what makes you...well, you...and at the same time, DListed....HWAT! Don't change a hair for me...

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Oh my god, i had no idea people found that intervention with "Allison the Huffer" as funny as I did!! Thank you MK!!! I have it on DVR, and I replay it sometimes for laughs, but the youtube clips are even fucking funnier! Goddamn, I love this site!

Oh yeah, topic.. them be some skinny bitches. They were ordered to lose weight by the powers that be to look younger, so to claim the need for an intervention now is just insane. They did it to Margaret Cho too! Forced her to starve herself to lose weight, then her kidneys went wonky and she had to have some lady come in and wash her vagina... Don't let it happen to you, kiddies!

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This makes me really sad. I can only imagine how impressionable teenagers interpret this.. I don't get it. Who wants to get with someone when you can see EVERY bone in their body? Why are we glamorizing this? At least the Gossip Girls are hot with a little meat on their bones...

Oh and on a quick side note, how ironic is it that US WEEKLY is saying these two are too thin? US WEEKLY is probably the reason they are too thin. I mean, Hollywood is an evil whore. You go in normal and cute... you come out emanciated and skanky.

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Girl in orange looks seriously emaciated. I have no clue how anyone can find this attractive. If anything extreme thinness adds years to anyone; skin is droopy and unhealthy in color, look is always tired and sick.

Bossy's picture

I noticed these girls were abnormally thin from the get go. I'm sure many others did too.

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Oh yes, I'm sure they're working on their Joan Holloway curves as we speak. Because TV producers always prefer their starlets be a bit on the thicker side, right?

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I was going to ask who are these dumb twats, but then I scrolled down to the article. I'm sure once this show gets cancelled we won't hear about them anymore. Who cares. Next!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 17, 2008 - 5:39pm.

Tsk. They are such lard asses. You can't be fat and go to Beverly Hills High. Duh.
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OMG I KNOOOWWWW right?? Erin and Annie are SO going to be the laughingstock of our high school class!! I mean you can't expect to survive in high school with thighs like those dinos---errrr I mean girls have! OMG, they'll never even get a date for homecoming! How TOTALLY tragical yet hysterical! AHAHAHAHAH!!!

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OMG----Jessica ----- I mean Erin Silver! You're a titanic 100 pounds and you STILL look like you could run with the best of the gigantic primordial lizards back in the Mesozoic Age. Like, we all know that true perfection comes in little 77 pound packages! Besides, if you were really thin, all of your hair would be falling out, and from the looks of it, your raisin/hatchetface STILL has a healthy dose of frizzy black hair tied back there in a bun. Here's a clue, you little ana wannabe bitch: try slurping down less protein shakes at the Peach Pit (HAHAHA!). Besides, you will NEVER be as popular as Brenda Walsh anyway! Like, hahahahahaha! LOSER!!!!
P.S. OMG your skin looks horrible, where the hell do you tan? You should totally get your money back.
P.P.S. We all know your purity ring is a total fucking joke...hence the protein shake reference!! MORON!!

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Submitted by Jamie55 on September 17, 2008 - 5:54pm.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of
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OMG! Like, NO WAY! She is so my favorite too! I'm soooooo also wondering what kind of relationship she's looking for...Wow, Jamie55, we have so much in common! Where do you tan, and which Jonas brothers' promise ring do you want to trash...email me at ydonudie@fuckoffspammer.com

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Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 2:51pm.

Not all homeschoolers are as you describe. In fact I only know of one or two families as that.
I homeschooled my kids for 4 years because the local school was overcrowded, the teachers were having emotional breakdowns, and I needed to bring the kids reading and math up to standards. Those were 4 years I would never want to give up.

SOCIALIZE? Where do you think my kids learned how to swear, lie convincingly, and racist, sexist comments? 4th grade. I didn't learn this until I got to Dlisted.

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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

I take the home school in this case to mean.
We have a ton of kids but despite of this we are not settling down for them. EVEN if we know it is one one of the best things we could do for them. In large part bc/ we love making $$$$ and traveling and we don't want the kids to ruin our life style/agenda . Also we don't want them to be like other kids they are unique. Also (we the parents) like the chaos in our lives and we think it makes are kids EVEN more unique and better grounded.

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Did that dumb bitch even graduate HS? What in the hell are her qualifications to teach her kids anything? Seriously...I'd pay good money to see the cirriculum she'd turn into the state.....

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Read between the Scholastic Book lines. I think the term "homeschooled" is code for: "Look, we live in 9 homes in like 15 different countries, we're shooting a bizillion movies all the time! At least if they are all 'homeschooled' and we have a tutor that travels with us, our kids will have a semblance of normalcy. Maybe. Okay, probably not, but how do we look?
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I was watching 90210 last night and thinking these girls looked way thin and dressed like prostitutes. Valerie was the best on 90210.

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Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 5:51pm.
Humeschooling... I'm not totally against it, but I think that the majority of homeschoolers are religious types or super-granola crunchy types.

I homeschool my oldest and I am neither religious or super granola.
Or controlling...and I am not a genius :)

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Humeschooling... I'm not totally against it, but I think that the majority of homeschoolers are religious types or super-granola crunchy types.

They want to have control over everything, and I don't think you can control EVERYTHING. I'd love to be sure that my kids are eating the right foods at school (they're not) and make sure they get individual attention, but school is GOOD for them. They need to socialize and learn how shit operates.

upon further investigation i discovered that shenae's tattoo says "myself"...is that a reminder of herself to herself?...or maybe its so when she's hooking up with a guy he can say "hey look i'm fucking myself"...but really home girl just needs to eat a double double and enjoy it

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Tsk. They are such lard asses. You can't be fat and go to Beverly Hills High. Duh.

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Paige123 on September 17, 2008 - 2:14pm.
We should start a school pool on how many of her kids will graduate from high school and college. I put $20 on 3 will graduate from high school and zero will go to college.
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I think TWO will graduate from H.S. and NONE go to college. I think one will die young in tragic manner( I hate to think that) and one of the girls will get pregnant at an early age. I think ONE will do something good.I think they are spoiled and undiciplened children and they are going to be WILD when they are older. They have a lot of chaos(even now) in their lives and they will be unstable like their MOM. JMO

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Sounds like that could be the winner.

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LoLo my condo is high up and there is a construction site across the way. Anyways from my living room I can look down and watch all the men working. LOVE IT!! Been watching the same guy do his job. He uses some type of tool to make sure the ground is level. He also carries a lunch box. So cute to see a guy bring his lunch to work. I am a stalker! Off topic I know. Sorry.

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We should start a school pool on how many of her kids will graduate from high school and college. I put $20 on 3 will graduate from high school and zero will go to college.
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I think TWO will graduate from H.S. and NONE go to college. I think one will die young in tragic manner( I hate to think that) and one of the girls will get pregnant at an early age. I think ONE will do something good.I think they are spoiled and undiciplened children and they are going to be WILD when they are older. They have a lot of chaos(even now) in their lives and they will be unstable like their MOM. JMO

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Who gives a shit about these two twats. Let them starve to death. I bet they are terrible actresses anyway.

But how in hell is dumb idiot Angelina Jolie going to "homeschool" her brats?. Isn't it enough with her and Pitt being a pair of uneducated overrated dumb fucks?. Honestly!. Just send your kids to school... unless you are a super class A+ genius who actually have knowledge.

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_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:33pm.

Sweet! Thanks for the book title I just finished my train/bus riding book and it was just pain research shit so i need a good page turner.

and i can deal with corny cause well.... you know me!

LoLo is two names in one and it started out as someone thinking my name was one name, but they wuz rong cuz they wuz deff!!
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There is no such thing as too thin for tv.

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You can make your own 90210 v2.0 real doll!

1) Get a color print of your favorite prostitot's face currently on a starring role.

2) Fill a plastic bag with 8 to 10 pieces of frozen chicken drumsticks. Seal the bag but leave a small "opening".

3) Glue the face print to the bag, and voila!, just like the real thing, enjoy! (results may vary).

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Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:50pm.

It was short for "Laura."

Hell Ima have to read this book to see what happens to LoLo the LAura.

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It's a good book! I'd have to say it's a mesmerizing page-turner. The dialogue can be somewhat corny at times, but that's usual SK fare.

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You know - making women want to be skinny is subversive foot binding.

When you're skinny, you're weak. It's harder to fight or flee should that kinda situation arise.

Not to mention that, in a world where fatty food is a MILLION times more accessible than healthy food, the effort it takes to stay slim keeps you distracted and uninterested in issues like: Who should be our next President and why?

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:50pm.

It was short for "Laura."

Hell Ima have to read this book to see what happens to LoLo the LAura.

ZOOMAY yes it will be quite a story. Im guessing brads mom will tell it!

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Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:50pm.

It was short for "Laura." I like the nickname LoLo. My dad used to call me Shnoopy!

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I think Shenae looks normal. She was skinny on Degrassi, too.

The other chick looks scary. DEFINITELY ANO.
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LoLo I agree. This is going to be a fantastic story in the future. I am just wondering which kid will tell it.

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Submitted by zomay on September 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.

I happen to think she will end up dating the oldest one and either one kid will stab the other or her.

Yes that was dark but i get the feeling this will have a brando's kid type of ending.

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