The Incredible Shrinking 90210 Girls
The producers and actors on "90210" are about to stage an intervention for two of the girls on the show, because they basically look like skeletons. Wait...hold up...did somebody say "Intervention"? It's like I'm walking on sunshine! Okay, back to the important topic at hand.
A source told UsWeekly that Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup have lost tons of weight since joining the show. The source said: "I've never seen Jessica or Shenae eat."
A weight-management expert guessed that Shenae is 5'3" and weighs 90 pounds. They gussed Jessica is 5'8" and weighs 100 to 105 pounds.
Producers and the boys of the cast want them to eat more and are about to sit them down for a little talk. Producers on TV shows care?! Since when? The producers are probably creaming their chonies that their girls made the cover of UsWeekly.
These two girls need to sit down and watch a few episodes of the old "Beverly Hills 90210." I'm specifically talking about Gina Kinkaid (played by Vanessa Marcil) and Kelly Taylor. Gina was bulimic and Kelly was addicted to diet pills among other things. Do you remember when Kelly passed out in the bathroom of the Peach Pit? A cry for help! Jessica and Shenae need to watch this shit so they can learn from their predecessors.
And if that doesn't work, sic Brenda Walsh on them.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.
NO SHIT? what was it short for?
This is my nickname since i was an even smaller person!!! My mom has called me that before on accident. She hates my nickname and still calls me all three "real" names when shes mad at me!
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We should start a school pool on how many of her kids will graduate from high school and college. I put $20 on 3 will graduate from high school and zero will go to college.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:41pm.
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Havent read one in a while. But i like the king!
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Well, I just finished reading Duma Key, and there's a LoLo in it! I couldn't help but think of you :)
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 17, 2008 - 3:37pm.
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That's why I'm glad the prick fired me instead of me quitting with no source of income to follow. Did me a favor. But let me tell you, he was really nasty about it when it happened--called me names, acted like a child...I told him off, too: didn't call him any names or anything like that--I kept my cool and told him that nobody likes him, which is true. He said, "My employees aren't supposed to like me," and I said, "I wasn't just referring to your employees."
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Seems to me if your going to teach something, you kind of need to KNOW something first Angie you stupid asstard!
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re: Angie home schooling...
home school = avoiding teachers' calls to CPS when kids come to school dirty and suffering from malnutrition.
(I know, as if anyone would dare call CPS on St. Angie)
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Havent read one in a while. But i like the king!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:36pm.
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Thas so ok mah babay!
ya see i was just tellin these hos how short i wuz and then i am in my grey hooie costume. So iz all blended in!
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Well, you must be REALLY short bc that's a small hoodie! lol
Hey--you don't read Stephen King novels, do you?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I would like to know how Angie can find the discipline to home-school when she can't be bothered to clean up the kids and dress them properly, let alone live in one place for more than six months, so that they can have some stability.
YourMom...
UGH, I hear ya. My job is the same shit, it's like WTF did I go to college for...a monkey on crack can do my fucking job and they treat me like shit here...im looking for a new job myself...the only thing I like about this place is that no one gives a shit about what I do...sometimes I get busy, the other times I'm on Dlisted...
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_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Thas so ok mah babay!
ya see i was just tellin these hos how short i wuz and then i am in my grey hooie costume. So iz all blended in!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 3:26pm.
*muah*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:30pm.
YOUR MOM ATE THE TACO!
Um hellllooooooo i was expressing my love too ho!
ruhhhhhhhhh!
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LoLo, my sweets! Thanks for the love expressing times! I'm sorry--I must've missed your post down there.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Ofcourse Angelina is going to home school those kids her kids cannot mingle w/ "NORMAL KIDS" Normal kids are beneath her kids.
PS: The girl from 90210 you can see her ribs
Submitted by oklahoma on September 17, 2008 - 9:15am.
@Yourmom,, My dad did the same thing to me. Making comments about walking to the mailbox, when i was like 15 yrs old. After that, I started losing weight (wasn't necessary), then I was too skinny. Now "oh you look as if you gained weight" No one will ever be happy w/ what someone else looks like.. That's why I bought a house w/ a basement..Lots of dead body space. Now I'm the one that's happy! *blank look on face*
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NOW I know what it is I always liked about you. Smart girlie. I'm gonna get me a de- basement too!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My god almighty... That jessica tard looks like a toothpick. What a hideous sight.
Jessica looks like Lara Flynn Boyle actually. When you get really ano I figure you eventually start looking like Lara...it's the ano pedestal!
Your face!
YOUR MOM ATE THE TACO!
Um hellllooooooo i was expressing my love too ho!
ruhhhhhhhhh!
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Snowy: Exactly! And don't worry--I'm not going anywhere. Have a great night!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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Ahhh...I just got over my period and was feeling fat, bloated, pimply-faced, and had tender nipples that my boyfriend kept insisting on twisting. We all have our days. Don't sweat it--you're loverly!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Shenae is thin, but Jessica is just eating disorder thin.
your Mom: that's how you make lemonaid outta lemons, in the end you'll be happier! But don't disappear from here again, young lady! ♥
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Skeletal gets you covers on these trash mags...hasn't anyone noticed by now? Their shitty show will be on for one season then get canceled. And they lost 20 lbs for all this? What a waste!
Your face!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 17, 2008 - 9:15am.
@Yourmom,, My dad did the same thing to me. Making comments about walking to the mailbox, when i was like 15 yrs old. After that, I started losing weight (wasn't necessary), then I was too skinny. Now "oh you look as if you gained weight" No one will ever be happy w/ what someone else looks like.. That's why I bought a house w/ a basement..Lots of dead body space. Now I'm the one that's happy! *blank look on face*
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Someday, I'll have my own basement. Ah, to dream. *sigh*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Snowy & Okie: I'm collecting unemployment & looking for a job more suitable for me, where I can actually use the degree I earned intead of doing monkey shit work. I was sick of that job, anyway. My boss was a real prick, even though his sister was really cool. He's the same assclown who walked in on me in the ladies' room, and the day he fired me he actually had the nerve to call me an idiot for leaving the door unlucked!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Smallest I've ever been was 5'3" 107. It felt great, but I'm not sure it looked so hot. Add 25 pounds you got me today. Plus I'm having a fat day. *tears up*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
These two look like they subsist on belly button lint and licking the dew off the morning grass. You can be thin and healthy and not bony and sick-looking. It's truly a sickness.
Since Jlo made those fists after the race, i think that would be considered her as starting trouble w/ me, ANd it would be ok for me to punch her. Man, I wish I'd been there! Self defense
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 17, 2008 - 9:15am.
@Yourmom,, My dad did the same thing to me. Making comments about walking to the mailbox, when i was like 15 yrs old. After that, I started losing weight (wasn't necessary), then I was too skinny. Now "oh you look as if you gained weight" No one will ever be happy w/ what someone else looks like.. That's why I bought a house w/ a basement..Lots of dead body space. Now I'm the one that's happy! *blank look on face*
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 17, 2008 - 4:48pm.
You guys are crazy. They're both hot.
wel then maybe you should cut them up and eat portions of their body from your freezer Jeffrey Dhamer. You already have the cook book from last time right?
i keeeeding. Butter faces. Yup. They gots em!
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NO ONE is harder on me, than me.
Why the fuck was I bulimic for 8 years? Perfectionist....though Dad does not know about it- confessed to Mom 3 years ago, but only because it is soooooo in my past.
Polly from "Thin" died? That movie made me so sad.
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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Um....the fucking show just started and they're already too thin??? How'd they get parts in the first place then???
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
AH HA! The Kelly Taylor's sister chick, I FINALLY figured out why I recognize her, she was an extra on Grey's last year!
Damn. That has been bugging me!
Damn Taco Mom Times im sure sorry you had that happen.
Let me know if ya need anything woman!
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You guys are crazy. They're both hot.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 3:15pm.
You think I don't NOTICE flaws? Men just don't get it.
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We are our own worst critics :)
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
YourMom, Shit, are you at a new job now? well time off is good, too! (note to self: start fight w/ bosses sister)
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Let them get as skinny and ridiculous as they damn like! They chose fame and it's consequences and we like the comedy.
your mom? so that's where you have been? is everything ok? you seem to have a good attitude about it all!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
@Yourmom,, My dad did the same thing to me. Making comments about walking to the mailbox, when i was like 15 yrs old. After that, I started losing weight (wasn't necessary), then I was too skinny. Now "oh you look as if you gained weight" No one will ever be happy w/ what someone else looks like.. That's why I bought a house w/ a basement..Lots of dead body space. Now I'm the one that's happy! *blank look on face*
The girl on the right looks like an Irish Amy Winehouse, not hot. Cant wait till these two bitches dissapear as soon as 90210 2.0 is cancelled. Why do they think anyone will give a fuck if these two girls have an eating disorder. No one really knows them, they just hit the scene, and barely hit it since not many people are watching that shit show. Hopefully, Lindsay Lohan wont get inspired by these two and get super ano again since showing bones gets you covers, and that girl luvs her covers.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
*deep breath, and ignores*....
Your Mom, that is just men in general....my Dad, years ago, made a comment about one of my stretch marks, and said, "oh, looks like you have a bit of cellulite here".....I went OFF. You think I don't NOTICE flaws? Men just don't get it.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 17, 2008 - 3:09pm.
YourMom.. My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance, and take off their dirty under pants. Your mango salsa...
I'm good.. you??
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Fabulous! I got fired from my job because my psychopathic boss went on a rampage one morning against his sister and I got caught in the crossfire--but I hated the job, anyway so it's all good.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I like ribs ... with bbq sauce - I just, I'm sorry but I keep wanting to pick my teeth with the girl in orange.
I'm surprised those chics have enough strength to hold their ginormous heads up.
Hekki.. OMG, did she? It was terrible how one of those girls hid their burger in anothers room so they wouldn't have to eat it, but that room owner got into trouble I think.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by oklahoma on September 17, 2008 - 3:05pm.
If you are thin,, That's bad.. Fat,, that is really bad.. Someone will alwyas have something to say. and that is just the way it is. Its the people that constantly talk about their own weight and what they look like that it totally fucking nerving to me..
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Like my dad is with me...I'm not fat at all even though I may have a few extra pounds, but he always has to make comments about me watching my weight because he's afraid I'm going to turn out like my mother...even though I eat right and exercise! Grrrrr.....
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
The "Ally McBeal" curse. Remember all the girls on that show turned ano? It totally is contagious. My SIL became ano because all her rich little friends were doing it.
Dirk, Okie: Didn't Polly from "Thin" die?
Okie that is the sexyness.
Is it ok that I have yellow teefs and 4 big toes instead of two big toes and two thumbs? Causr i gots that going on...
You know if you and i were on stage talking about this stuff it would be just like a jessica simpson concert!
"Id like to dedicate this next song to my daddy. But first let me tell you about that time I had a pimple on my ass and i poped it by wearing tight shorts and doing lunges."
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The girl in orange looks like brits sister, just not pregnant.