The Incredible Shrinking 90210 Girls
The producers and actors on "90210" are about to stage an intervention for two of the girls on the show, because they basically look like skeletons. Wait...hold up...did somebody say "Intervention"? It's like I'm walking on sunshine! Okay, back to the important topic at hand.
A source told UsWeekly that Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup have lost tons of weight since joining the show. The source said: "I've never seen Jessica or Shenae eat."
A weight-management expert guessed that Shenae is 5'3" and weighs 90 pounds. They gussed Jessica is 5'8" and weighs 100 to 105 pounds.
Producers and the boys of the cast want them to eat more and are about to sit them down for a little talk. Producers on TV shows care?! Since when? The producers are probably creaming their chonies that their girls made the cover of UsWeekly.
These two girls need to sit down and watch a few episodes of the old "Beverly Hills 90210." I'm specifically talking about Gina Kinkaid (played by Vanessa Marcil) and Kelly Taylor. Gina was bulimic and Kelly was addicted to diet pills among other things. Do you remember when Kelly passed out in the bathroom of the Peach Pit? A cry for help! Jessica and Shenae need to watch this shit so they can learn from their predecessors.
And if that doesn't work, sic Brenda Walsh on them.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 17, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
That's my mantra.
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Mrs. K, Thanks very much, I think I'm going to have to borrow that for my own. I'm really having a self control problem lately when it comes to food!
YourMom.. My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance, and take off their dirty under pants. Your mango salsa...
I'm good.. you??
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I only eat my own ear wax, that's how I stay so slim...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
who are these chicks and why should i care if they don't eat? still won't make me watch this show...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Lolo.. I have warts on my nose, and carry a broom,, I have hairy moles, and can hover an inch from the ground due to my gas problems.. So don't feel so bad, toetae??
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I like to bake cookies in my tree house and wear pointy shoes.
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Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 4:07pm.
I also have a hump back and drool on myself a lot.
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stop it, you're making me hot.
I concur with Jim
Who the fuck are these skeletal twats and why do we care?
That girl on the left looks like a royal bitch
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Sugar Magnolia
Okie! With mango salsa, beesh! how's it goin'???
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I also have a hump back and drool on myself a lot.
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Dirk. OMG I loved watching that doc Thin.. I'll watch it every time it comes on.. And that one chick that KNOWS she'll get a stomch tube, jsut keeps on.. Yikes!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
regardless of what anybody looks like.. It will never be good enough for anyone else.. Your family, friends, strangers.. Anyone.. If you are thin,, That's bad.. Fat,, that is really bad.. Someone will alwyas have something to say. and that is just the way it is. Its the people that constantly talk about their own weight and what they look like that it totally fucking nerving to me..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I agree YourMom.......8-10 is NOT fat at all. I have always been a size 4 or less though, so it is not really a struggle for me....my size, and the fact that I have exercised my entire life have made it easier.....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
That's my mantra.
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HAH! You weren't kidding about that whippet comment were you?
I guess taking you to a buffet would be a waste of money?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on September 17, 2008 - 4:31pm
Lol like they say, only a dog wants a bone
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Jennifer Hudson dont have to worry bout that.
Im almost a friggin midget and have a very tiny frame like the little dude from yesterdays caption this.
Well im like one inch taller then Drew Barrimore and if she says she is over 5 foot she is a LIAH cause i was just measured at the docs for my annual and the tape measure dont lie hos!
no it dont!
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HELLO..WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY SRE THEY ON THE FRONT OF A MAGAZINE COVER
WOOOOPSS THERE GOES MY 401K......
I wish YourMom would eat My Taco.. oh.. just kidding?? lol
That is my way of saying Hi to you!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 3:00pm.
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8-10 ain't too shabby, though...still way better than being expected to fit into anything from size 0-4.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
I feel sorry for any girl in the public eye that is naturally skinny.
When I was 17 i was 5'10 and 124lbs. Ate like a PIG. I hated looking at my body it was gross, but that's just the way I was.
I seem to recall Audrey Hepburn used to drink whole cream to try to fatten up.
Still that's got to be the minority in hollywood.
How many men want to snuggle up to a bag of bones? Not too many I'd wager. It's only other women and clothing designers who think skinny is in.
In the real world (not hollyweird) curvy girls get a lot of appreciation. I work at a Midwestern university and have the dubious pleasure of overhearing plenty of young males (of all races) extolling the virtues of bootyliciousness. Did I spell that right?
I suppose it's different on the coasts, but here in the Heartland an hourglass figure is still appreciated.
Guys who only like skeletons are repressed faggots. A real woman has meat on her bones and a real man likes that. Period!
I was watching a documentary called "Thin" the other night and boy, are these girls deluded and sick. I felt bad for them, but I also wanted to sit a couple of them down and force-feed them a hamburger. The parents must be so frustrated!
the 5'3 and 90 pounds thing is def not a real number for that one chick.
more like she is 5'0 and 90 or 5'3 and 98.
the other one is photshopped and was not that much better IRL.
all and all these twatts have only been on a show for a few episodes and already the rags aretrying to make us give a fat fuck about em. I just dont have any more room for pretend care in my head.
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Fat Martha: you have to remember that size 14 in the 50's was not the size 14 of today. It was more like a 8-10......
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@Salem13: Amen! Marilyn was a beautiful size 14 during part of her career. Why are curves not acceptable anymore!?!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
just glad the brothers like healthy girls.
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Some people are naturally slim but you can tell this girl is straving herself, stop it sweetie looking like a toothpick its not sexy.. and look the whore wants to home school, its bad enough she want to turn brad into an isolated anti- social freak like her but, children need to be around other children. I guess it's her being the control freak that she is. She wants to monitor and control every aspect of their lives. I mean God forbid a teacher actually teach her kids about morals or tell one of her daughters its wrong to break up people's relationships. I guess whoregelina just can't have that
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
One of them is just skinny and the other one is just not right looking. Like she is anobobbleheaded
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.
That's my mantra.
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Living on reds and vitamin C and cocaine All her friends can say is ain't it a shame.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 1:47pm.
I really wish the voluptuous Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Ursula Andress, etc. movie star look would make a come back.
Me threeeee!
I was watching a movie last night, and it went off while I was in the other room, after that the Miley/Hannah concert shit came on. So I noticed that she was a freak. Sh kept doing mouth exercises cause the camera was rolling, and chewing gum like a Whorey Horse. I mean, what kind of father, *shakes head*.. I just get so mad about her.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
*barfs up lunch*
What's wrong with being skinny?
Oh and JLo, I don't care that you spent hours, months training for a triathalon when you should have been BONDING with your dragon tales twins!
Narcaccistic beyotch.
Fuck my spelling.
she does look like Heidi! what a shame, LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 3:47pm.
I really wish the voluptuous Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Ursula Andress, etc. movie star look would make a come back.
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ME TOOO!!
I really wish the voluptuous Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Ursula Andress, etc. movie star look would make a come back.
The one on the left looks a bit like Horsey Heidi. And I think the one on the right got photoshopped.
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
ISMU:
why THANK YOU!
:)
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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You get NO inverventions until you are famous!
Who are you? Take this sammich and get the fuck out of here!
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Um, wow yeah kay this subject makes me nervous....moving on.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 2:39pm.
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Please, girl. You're thin in a beautiful, healthy looking way. You can tell you care for your body and nurture it. These girls just don't eat.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
you better believe these girls fucking LOVE this!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Um....who are these people.
Okay that Jessica chick, that's gross. She has a pretty face though.
Anyone who goes to Hollywood or has ever been there realizes it's the land of the beautiful. Since there are so many gorgeous girls perhaps being extremely thin is one way to stand out. But who in their right mind finds this look attractive? I swear this whole obsession with being skinny is fucking old. The goal should be to eat well, drink, and enjoy life!
I understand that theres naturally skinny woman but, thats just disgusting. I don't believe for one second that those girls or anyone that skeletal is "naturally" that skinny fucking bullshit.
ISMU, I am on the skinny side, and I like that look, so she doesn't look so bad to me.
As I always say, you KNOW you're too skinny, if I don't want to look like you!
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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So I guess the anorexic look is coming back......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
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you just KNOW they photoshopped lil Shiloh into her mommies arms.. Poor wiw thing..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!