Why So Classy?
No, that's not Jenna Jameson. It took me a few eye blinks and head shakes to realize it was my favorite dirty puff ball Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane licking who knows what off of that stripper pole. Although, I'm sure she's licked off worse.
These truly elegant photos of the always classy Aubrey are from Complex Magazine. They look like stills from an amateur tranny porn. Aubrey also had a very insightful interview with the magazine. They talked about everything from her best friend Jenna Jameson to doing sex while on the rag. Hot. Here's some quotes:
On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:
If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson's porn movies:
I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.
On her love of porn:
I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
On ever starring in her own porn movie:
I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.
On sex while on your period:
Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
Aubrey would totally suck a dick in a truck stop bathroom for a half bag of M&Ms, but that's why I adore her. She's a dirty skank who doesn't apologize.
It feels like it's the year of the slut. Sienna Miller is out there shamelessly flaunting her slutness and Megan Fox brushed off the fact that she grabbed her man's dick in public. It's an exciting year to be a dirty whore! We should all be proud of ourselves. The slut revolution is taking over. Hopefully, 2009 will be even sluttier.
Visit Complex to read more from Aubrey's interview and to see even more artstic photos of her. I'd wear a condom just in case.
Why is this skankalicious broad famous again? Oh that's right, she can suck one helluva dick!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Michael K,
Go cup a dick.
I love you.
lolo i love these silly 'lolcat' pictures lol!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
i totally thought it was jenna jamison.
diddy needs to pull the plug on this trainwreck and attention whore. is this the image he wants for DK? as her/their manager, he okays this kinda stuff? it's totally her right to act the way she wants and do shoots like this, but since she is part of a group, doesn't her record label have some control over what she does?
But here's the thing, peeps. Women can see through this shit because it's just so pathetic when it's OVERDONE. Notice, that women like Angelina Jolie and Eva Mendes (depending on who you are, of course) can OOZE sexuality while maybe having appeared nude or spoken frankly about sex a few times in their careers. When girls like Megan Fox and Aubrey (who you can tell in EVERY photo she takes, not just shoots like this one, that she's trying to look sexy) just constantly talk about their sex lives or say shit that's obviously to appeal to men, it's like they're trying TOO HARD to solidify themselves as sex symbols. At the end of the day, they're the kind of chicks you'd fuck, brag about to your friends, and not respect in the morning because you already know about their skanky ways. They want the respect, but for that you'd have to have a little mystery about yourself and what goes on behind closed doors. I agree with anyone saying people with really active sex lives don't broadcast it.. it's true! In fact, you can usually tell in the way they carry themselves, they have a confidence that shows and part of that is they just KNOW they can get down, they don't have to tell the world about it. Nobody says you can't have your kinks, fetishes, talk about sex, whatever.. but it's HOW you do it. In context with you half naked licking a stripper pole? Seriously? No. MF can kind of get away with it since she's engaged, and I think she pushes it because she still wants to appeal to her male fanbase even though she's basically "untouchable". It's the same way people in the entertainment industry would rather be thought of as single than have their fans/potential fans know they're in a committed relationship. Keeps the fantasy of hooking up with them alive, and therefore, keeps the money coming. Aubrey, I believe, wants to be as outrageous as necessary to be the star of the DK show and keep them on the map. But it's more about her than them and quite honestly, her talk isn't 'refreshing', just gross.
she's a national treasure. wow. we need more women like her. no kidding, no jokes.
KT
;) I like your kitteh! Sup Kitteh!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
lolo - that was the funniest comment i think i have ever heard in my life hahaha
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
No Jimmy her "music" is offensive.
Any one from the Puffy camp is offensive.
If I wanted to hear a rash talk I would be pulling your pants down and listening closely to your asshole more often :)
Butts that you say? I taint hear you!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Filthy vile trailer park trash skank.
she's looks like every pole stripper down at Wet. Bad blond weave, gaudy fake tits, loose belly, too much make up, clear heels and is a big Ho.
meh. what's special?
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Diddy must be proud...
I happened to watch an episode of that trainwreck making the band and Diddy was foaming at the mouth because her hair was pulled back too tight or some mess like that and he accused her of having an "agenda" I don't think she's smart enough to have an "agenda" unless she writes it on the palm of her hand--anywhores glad to see Diddy's tramp camp is doing well for itself
y tu mama tambien!
On her love of porn:
I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
On ever starring in her own porn movie:
I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.
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To say the above in an interview...makes this fembot OFFICIALLY the "DUMBEST BITCH ON THE PLANET TODAY"...
This is pretty fuckin foul, this bitch is just plain ass foul. I really have nothing else to say cuz I dont want to waste another second commenting on this waste of space trash bag. Fuckin gross on every level.
'In the whites of his eyes theres a supersonic vibe you can tell by his tears hes a warrior who cries'- Jamiroquai
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 18, 2008 - 6:35am.
Though those are some SKANKY pics, she didn't say anything much worse than what I would with my girls. She's just got WAY bigger balls than me and said stuff like that in an interview! I do kinda LOVE chics like this to be honest. Keepin it real.
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she's not suddely a slut, she's been working on that for years....
and people, especially women, who are really comfortable with their sex lives don't feel the need to talk about it or parade it
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
OH god here we go, All the "SAINTS" aka Dlisters throwing stones. Comon people its a girl who has everything at her hands and is actually being REAL. We ALL have fetishes and we ALL watch porn so just because she talks about it she's suddenly this outcast slut? Ya ok. Garanteed if this was a male talking like this you all wouldn't be saying the stuff your saying about her. She seems like a cool chick and someone extreamly down to earth and comfortable with her sexuality. Which offends alot of people especially other woman.
Submitted by KT on September 18, 2008 - 5:05am.
Did you call me? Ah, ummm...nevermind. Whooaa, this is just too much classiness and elegance to handle. Must go for a Lysol eyewash now.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
what a complete two cent slut. so sad that girls are resorting to this these days to become 'famous' can you imagine how embarassed their parents probably are? god.
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Classy. What a shame her finishing school burned down.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
She is hot and sexy.
Ewww,she is so nasty!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who in God's name is this whore? Never mind, never mind I don't want to know. I'll just call her Whore #6--they're all pretty much interchangeable aren't they?
HOLY GREASY COKE SKOOZE!!! This chick is smarmy. For lack of a better word. EW
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
She looks gross! Like she got gang banged. What a whore.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
When did she get fake boobs?
Megan Fox is going to have to step up her slut game if she's going to top this ho's interviews.
you are gonna be a while in the chamber....that was mucho skanko
there's a difference between cool/bold and skank
I may grab dick, wank off, watch porn, and such.....BUT you bitches don't need to know all dat! keep some mystery, ladies. plus...who gives a shit?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I like her answers.
And I guess since it's "the year of the slut" that bodes well for me, since I keep getting in situations where I could be construed as one.
Submitted by jussayin on September 17, 2008 - 9:31pm.
we forgive you TL. it's probably just the scent of musk from her skanky crack that's got you all hot and bothered.
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Ok, Ok, I'm good person...er, tiger...*breathing deeply*...Wait, I kinda like Megan Fox too! *huff, huff, huff...*...I-I'm skanktified!!!! NOOOOOOOOO! Quick! Get me to the DListed Deskankifichamber or I might do the UNTHINKABLE...*gasp* I might start liking Paris Hilton...*crawling to Deskankifichamber...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
There aren't enough antibiotics in the world to rid her of what she just licked...
we forgive you TL. it's probably just the scent of musk from her skanky crack that's got you all hot and bothered.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Is it wrong that I'm kind of liking this whore?? I mean regular people wrong, not Dlisted wrong...but while we're on the subject...is it DListed wrong that I pushed my old lady neighbor down the stairs and stole her social security check??? Oh, I keed, I keed...I drugged her with my own meds and had the hag sign it over...Ok, only kidding...I'm just trying to come up with more atrocious things that I could do than liking this whore AND I CAN'T....*hanging head in shame*...WHY???? WHY?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Just when you thught it was safe, the pole wilted...
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
Perhaps most embarrassing for Aubrey is the fact the strippers at the Spearmint Rhino refused to use the pole after she had tongued it.
Pole dancing instructions:
http://www.artybees.co.nz/bizarre-book-images/obscure-topics/pole-dancin...
But I'm sure she's no stranger to the taste of ass.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Deb, I'm sure the stripper pole has probably seen less crotch than Aubrey's tongue. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by chica robotica on September 17, 2008 - 8:56pm.
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Honestly, I think you're giving her way too much credit. Those thoughts are way deeper than the deep throats I'm sure this ho has given. And that's saying something!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Mr. Pres,
You didn't be any chance notice that she is licking a stripper pole that has seen more crotch action than any 25yr old man...or woman...
The gag effect is huge with me!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
I don't think I'm outraged. I will say my eyes roll in my head at the thought of her sheer stupidity, and when I think she may procreate, I get a little skeered! But I really don't even care enough to think outrage. Just like many people in this world, folk keep trying to be cool and shocking or whatever and really just come off as lame. This bitch would be better served looking for a new job than talking about her triflin' masturbatory rituals.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Hey, good to see you Deb. It's either hit or miss with Aubrey. Give her credit for swinging for the fences at every at bat. At least she looks really good in these pics. No pink dyed dogs, no Smurf-puke dresses.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
aaaw, Mr. Pres,
Are you longing for the old days when Aubry was your no. 1 girl????
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
she's a moron slut
Ok, maybe the ho have issues and shit, but don't tell me you wouldn't want to PAR-TAY with that ho...I mean, imagine the stories...the gossip...the STD's...Ok, maybe not party directly with her, but send one of your slutty friends (you all have one that's sluttier than you...and if you don't...well...) to party with her, and then, totally dish...with pics...and cell phone footage...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Oh, I believe she would probably fuck anything. But she can't say that's her fetish and say race is a non-issue. It probably doesn't factor into her sex life or her daily life ... but this has to say something, doesn't it? Even about inherited ideas of race and propriety and sex and what is subversive? I mean, it isn't a huge deal. I just have a thin skin when it comes to these things.
For some reason, I'm not really outraged by this as some of you are. Eh, she doesn't really need to say anything about her personal life but she did and there are certainly no skeletons in her closet now. Meh, whatever.
Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 8:53pm.
You mean she likes to finish up quick? Now I'm REALLY in love.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on September 17, 2008 - 8:52pm.
Is that a purity ring she's wearing?
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Actually, I think it's a stopwatch.
Time's up!
Can I haz sum sketti now?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Is that a purity ring she's wearing?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on September 17, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 8:35pm.
dreamhypnotique!! where have you been? I've missed your scathing, yet thought provoking, analysis. :)
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