Why So Classy?
No, that's not Jenna Jameson. It took me a few eye blinks and head shakes to realize it was my favorite dirty puff ball Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane licking who knows what off of that stripper pole. Although, I'm sure she's licked off worse.
These truly elegant photos of the always classy Aubrey are from Complex Magazine. They look like stills from an amateur tranny porn. Aubrey also had a very insightful interview with the magazine. They talked about everything from her best friend Jenna Jameson to doing sex while on the rag. Hot. Here's some quotes:
On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:
If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson's porn movies:
I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.
On her love of porn:
I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
On ever starring in her own porn movie:
I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.
On sex while on your period:
Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
Aubrey would totally suck a dick in a truck stop bathroom for a half bag of M&Ms, but that's why I adore her. She's a dirty skank who doesn't apologize.
It feels like it's the year of the slut. Sienna Miller is out there shamelessly flaunting her slutness and Megan Fox brushed off the fact that she grabbed her man's dick in public. It's an exciting year to be a dirty whore! We should all be proud of ourselves. The slut revolution is taking over. Hopefully, 2009 will be even sluttier.
Visit Complex to read more from Aubrey's interview and to see even more artstic photos of her. I'd wear a condom just in case.
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Submitted by chica robotica on September 17, 2008 - 8:45pm.
"I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me."
Oh, really. Why don't I believe that.
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O, I do. But I imagine her saying "I'll fuck anyone." right after that.
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"I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me."
Oh, really. Why don't I believe that.
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 8:35pm.
dreamhypnotique!! where have you been? I've missed your scathing, yet thought provoking, analysis. :)
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Thanks so much! I miss coming here every day but summer break's over and it's back to the daily grind. Sigh. Come June, hurry soon :-(
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
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Okay, I usually a-fucking-DORE big ol' ho-bags (being one myself) but this chick completely skeeves me out. Every time I see her I'm overcome with the urge to brush my teeth and disinfect my eyeballs, for some reason. Ack-ack-ack-plechhhh.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
She must have a hell of a time getting people to take her seriously. Most men probably kiss her ass and expect some sexual favor for their attention in return and then most women think she is a slut (I was about to say and looks like, but that goes without saying really). It must take a lot to look this whore-y and for what? 15 minutes of fame?
Your face!
why anyone wants to go through life looking easy and greasy always escapes me....but I am so happy for her that she is proud of being so skankilicious.
SKANK PRIDE!!
at least she has goals, right? I mean, after all, she could have been in a hit girl band making money or something stupid like that.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
dreamhypnotique!! where have you been? I've missed your scathing, yet thought provoking, analysis. :)
She reminds me of a very fat or extremely unattractive girl at a party who pretends to get drunk and acts all flirty with the guys and pretends to like girls just so that everyone else there will be fooled into thinking she's even minutely interesting.
The saddest thing is this woman probably thinks she's classy or something, even though to get any more common she'd have to sit next to a real woman at a store, with a sign on her forehead that says "compare to the active ingredient in a lady."
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Well, celebrities ARE supposed to look "untouchable" right?
PS. good to see you too, Mr. Pres:)
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Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 8:26pm.
HAHA, angel. I aint' too complex that's for darn sure. Good to see you BTW.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
LOL@jus sayin
awww, she inspires me to use a loofah, twice
I would have liked that main pic better if it was the white box with the little red x in the corner.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Mr. President on September 17, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Love you, Aubrey.
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LOL! Now how did I know that was you?!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I would have liked that main pic much better if the pole had been frozen.
Love you, Aubrey. She's becoming the new favorite on this blog. Good to see a talented A-List celebrity finally getting some coverage. HAHAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by EmmaB: "We all have sex, these women seem to think they are the only ones at it. They're so dull they have nothing else to talk about. Sex is only one part of life, not an identity."
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Oh my God, YES. YES.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Wow skank alert. I feel like I have to take a shower after looking at those pics. Greasy.
BTW in the second thumb she looks like she was gang-raped... And probably was indeed. I feel for her parents, raising a child to become something so disgusting as this.
WHORE-ABLE!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Even Sienna Miller and Megan Fox have way more class than this nasty hooker! She is seriously nasty and NOT in a sexy way... I mean masturbating to Anal Sex Compilation?? Keep that shit to your own skanky self hooker! Diddy should kick this slag out of Danity Kane! The other girls behave OK and keep the kinky details to themselves! This Aubrey O'HOOKER needs to sell her mouth, punani and butthole for 1 dollar in the bus stop.
I'm sure the pole is thinking that bitch's tongue should have been bleached first...
which do YOU think is cleaner?
Team Pole!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
ew. they could have at least Windexed the pole first.
emma b....truer words have never been spoken.
I don't understand why people like Danity Kane, Pussycat Dolls, etc. It can't be their "music." Whore out a hunch of hos and give them some shit to lip synch too, how creative.
When she first was introduced on Making the Band, she was gorgeous and natural. Now she has coke bloat and fake tanner skin.
I remember when this girl used to be very pretty at the start of Making the Band. Hollywood works fast!
total tmi
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m*****- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site。☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I'm sorry, but when I see women like this doing shit like this, I immediately suspect they were sexually abused as children. I don't see it as a celebration of their sexuality. I see it as an expression of pain and need. It's not sexy at all. It's sad.
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I totally thought the same thing. I'll admit, I watched Danity Kane's Making the Band since the audition phase, and Aubrey was once a pretty young woman. WTF happened??
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 17, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I'm sorry, did I have an aneurysm? Wasn't there a time, not that long ago, when celebs tied to look and act classy, elegant, and sophisticated in photo shoots and interviews?
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Yuppers. The only one with 'class' that leaps to mind is that Dita person, and she's a stripper for fucks sakes.
Turns my stomach to think what's all over that pole she's licking. Nasty skank.
And regarding the slut-whore debate, if you can call it that: I've been the crazy hooch dancing on table tops and working the polls while the pros took their breaks at the club, so I'm not judging. A bit of wild whorish abandon does your sanity good, let me tell you.
It's the desperation that makes me feel for her. She sounds like she expected her win of that reality show if that's what it was and Diddly's support to have launched her into major stardom and money by now. She has nothing but her looks to try to carry her dreams now, and though she's pretty (well, pretty cute when she started), she's average and now she looks like the average Hollywood wannabe tranny-starlet.
-- oh yes: grabbing your man's cock on merry impulse in public ... guilty.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 17, 2008 - 3:58pm.
A mi tampoco >=(
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Hot Ass Mess this girl, I love Danity Kane but she tries too hard, I feel bad for the rest of the group. The other girls are so classy, someone had to be the trash in the group. As for her telling the world she had sex with her period..tmi..o but it's not nasty because u said sex, so what did he eat you out too?! that is so nasty Pain is Beauty
Submitted by not shocked on September 17, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Why are all these no talents continuously trying to out-cunt and out-whore each other???
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They certainly can't outsmart each other.
Why are all these no talents continuously trying to out-cunt and out-whore each other???
Holy Boob Job Batman!!
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Is she going to take Shauna Sand's place in MK's heart?
This reminds me of something a friend of mine said in grad school: you have to wonder about people who spill all their details.
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jeez this girl has really fallen off the deep end of desperation now. Was in Palm Springs last year, and turns out she's from there/went to high school in the area I think. Anyway, she was on the radio with some DJs who although friendly sounded like they were about done with her and she sounded so desperate to be interviewed again and had some gig in Vegas to promote. It was just the sound of her voice, like begging for attention, and she sounded really sweet -- now this, just..damn.
Hekki - Thankyou! Its pathetic that shes only interesting because she watches porn. Yaaaawn.
Seriously you post about this chick alot...i have no idea who she is or what danity kane is. I do know she is a skell who dresses badly.
wtf? crabs just jumped off my computer screen looking at this.
i remember back in the day i thought she was the cute one - ick.
angel_i - I hear ya, I guess it has gone from freedom of expression to the point of just plain base and vulgar. I am no prude, and I like my kinks with the best of them, but it seems like these skankbots are saying "I have nothing to say of any worth or value but I made out with a girl once and ooooh look I have boobies" it just irritates me to no end. Plus I came here to escape my migraine and I see some ho tongue fucking a pole. NO me gusta
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Submitted by EmmaB: "We all have sex, these women seem to think they are the only ones at it. They're so dull they have nothing else to talk about. Sex is only one part of life, not an identity."
You said it perfectly.
Yawn. Who is she and why is she telling me about her sexy times?
Aw man, just a little war paint? That shit kept me from having sex last weekend. If only I'd known--it's just a little war paint!
Yeah i'd definitely be putting my tongue on that smeary, greasy used pole...
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on September 17, 2008 - 5:37pm.
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It's been like this in music for a longass time, tho. It started WAY WAY back when everyone was repressed and didn't admit to their sexuality. It was supposed to be freeing...of course, it started way back when artists were just doing the things that artists do.
Well, the businessmen said: HEY! People get stupid when you make things sexy - they'll buy any damn thing if it's sexy enough...and they made a mockery of the movement.
Now, it's just so much candy for children so they'll behave.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I'm sorry, did I have an aneurysm? Wasn't there a time, not that long ago, when celebs tied to look and act classy, elegant, and sophisticated in photo shoots and interviews? This nasty I'm a big dirty hosebeast phenomenon has got to stop.
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
So, we can safely assume that she and Pee Diddles have focked on numerous occasions. GROSS
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