Why So Classy?
No, that's not Jenna Jameson. It took me a few eye blinks and head shakes to realize it was my favorite dirty puff ball Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane licking who knows what off of that stripper pole. Although, I'm sure she's licked off worse.
These truly elegant photos of the always classy Aubrey are from Complex Magazine. They look like stills from an amateur tranny porn. Aubrey also had a very insightful interview with the magazine. They talked about everything from her best friend Jenna Jameson to doing sex while on the rag. Hot. Here's some quotes:
On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:
If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson's porn movies:
I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.
On her love of porn:
I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
On ever starring in her own porn movie:
I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.
On sex while on your period:
Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
Aubrey would totally suck a dick in a truck stop bathroom for a half bag of M&Ms, but that's why I adore her. She's a dirty skank who doesn't apologize.
It feels like it's the year of the slut. Sienna Miller is out there shamelessly flaunting her slutness and Megan Fox brushed off the fact that she grabbed her man's dick in public. It's an exciting year to be a dirty whore! We should all be proud of ourselves. The slut revolution is taking over. Hopefully, 2009 will be even sluttier.
Visit Complex to read more from Aubrey's interview and to see even more artstic photos of her. I'd wear a condom just in case.
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I thought I would be offended by that, but, I'm kind've not. Lol. I mean, I guess it's kind of cool that she is unapologetically slutty. Who isn't? The rest are either prudes or liars.
Eww. I think I just got an STD from reading all of that.
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Submitted by EmmaB on September 17, 2008 - 3:21pm.
And in my experience, people who talk about sex so much often aren't having as much as they suggest. Its the quiet ones to watch!
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True. Very true.
Sad to realize 98% of my posts relate to sex.
(haven't had any in 12 days, bear with me)
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Ew. How pathetic that she has to talk about sex so explicitly, like that is all there is to her. I'm all for sexual freedom and women in control of their sexuality, but damn, keep it to yourself. We all have sex, these women seem to think they are the only ones at it. They're so dull they have nothing else to talk about. Sex is only one part of life, not an identity.
And in my experience, people who talk about sex so much often aren't having as much as they suggest. Its the quiet ones to watch!
I'm spreading the word.. AUBREY, THE RENEWED MIND IS THE KEY!!!
Okay, well no, maybe for you it's the renewed prescription.
I lics da polz wware durty ho butz wuz.
Ize lics da polz and gitz mad cowz dizeaze.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 5:06pm.
Klas. I haz nun.
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LOL! That's funny - but so is this:
Klas. I haz it.
(*I* wanna make more too!)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Klas. I haz nun.
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tee hee
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
What is wrong with this girl? Why is she revealing all this shit? ugh
Klas. I haz nun.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
I actually gagged whilst reading this
I wonder if those are her personal MySpace shots, b/c they sure look like it.
Submitted by senoritame on September 17, 2008 - 3:57pm.
What happened to her?
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Hollyweird happened to her.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Well if you can't beat 'em, whore 'em!
Did that make sense? Anyways, she is the whore of whores. Thanks for sharing, you freaky ass beast from reality show hell.
What happened to her? I used to think she was cute on making the band, now she looks like a bag of ass.
I shudder to think how many zillions of germs, etc are on that pole.
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Ize givez yew mah cheeze. I mahde it in mah pantiez.
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I predict Mr President will have the main pic as a new avie......
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
-Jay Z
Respekt: ur doin it rong!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 2:47pm.
LOL!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
For the first time in my life, I'm speechless.
The only thing I got that was useful out of that interview was Jenna's line about "war paint." LOL I'm going to use that one next time I'm super horny and my god damned period JUST WON'T END!
Nah, I changed my mind. Power washing my sheets in front of my neighbors doesn't sound like a good idea. ;)
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
What happened to modesty? No one is saying that you have to be a prude, but for Christssake, have some self-respect. She said nothing of substance in that interview and that's why our country is going to hell in a knock-off handbag.
Sexy times on the rag.....(shakes head).
Submitted by Hekki on September 17, 2008 - 4:45pm.
I'm sorry, but when I see women like this doing shit like this, I immediately suspect they were sexually abused as children. I don't see it as a celebration of their sexuality. I see it as an expression of pain and need. It's not sexy at all. It's sad.
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Exactly. It's all about her face. Something's wrong there. Women can pull of these poses (even this horrendous colouring and lighting - altho that's not helping at all) and not look SO trashy...I think LoLo said it: We see nekkid sexiness all the time - it's not shocking anymore. But there's something about her that just screams "Trashy". She's dirty looking.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
One time I was trying to fit three dicks in my ass at the same time and then I called Jenna and she said, "Honey, just take a nice relaxing bath and rip open your belly button so you have anew hole. Are you voting for McCain? Also eat your wheaties. Im jenna Jameson i fucking know stuff"
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I look at her licking that stripper pole, and all I can think of is her getting PoleBox of the mouth.
Submitted by TITS on September 17, 2008 - 9:35am.
From the story in the link:
The blogs are gonna go nuts over this discussion.
Aubrey O’Day: You know, the first time a lot of really bad stuff was being said, I called Jenna and was like, “I’m so mad.” And even Kim [Kardashian]. And both of them said the same thing: “Honey, you’ll love it because it’s making you a bigger star.” At the end of the day, it’s not hurting me.
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Grrrr!!!!!
Remember when in order to be a STAR you had to have TALENT?!?
Now all you gotta do is suck dick good, be a WHORE, get pregnant at 16, be a bag o'bones, bone people....fuck!
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I'm sorry, but when I see women like this doing shit like this, I immediately suspect they were sexually abused as children. I don't see it as a celebration of their sexuality. I see it as an expression of pain and need. It's not sexy at all. It's sad.
Can I haz sum $$ now?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Didnt she say she never had plastic surgery?? She was barely an A cup on that 1st reality, now look at those things!
its a mighty poor soldier can't stand a little blood.
loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.
Miss Sophia, The Color Purple
I'm tired of all these sluts. Seriously. It's like they're all trying to out-skank each other. Pathetic.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She likes to keep her sex life "personal", yet she is in this mag talking about masturbating to pornography and doing it with someone when Aunt Flo was in the room. TMI. She is trying way too freaking hard to be cool and sexy.
Iz haz mah mouff open Iz cant breave threw mah nos
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Whenever I see a white girl blowing a black guy in porn it always looks like someone is shitting out of their pelvis into her mouth.
Ize in mah underwearz waiting for brainz
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Actually, not a single one of those pictures features a closed mouth.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Pryvit seks lyfe: ur doin it rong
Titts i feel like th only one being punked is whoever lent the lingerie to the stylist without knowing she was gonna rub her coochie warts on it and give it back.
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So she calls the two biggest whores in the business to make herself feel better about being a slut, huh? Interesting.
You're still a slut, whore.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Oh you know, good? If there was another way to talk to ya, my dearest Clarisse, i'd tell ya my pains for the day!
How are you , pretty?
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Sorry but it's too tempting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRnOHsRS48&feature=bz301
Submitted by LoLo on September 17, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Lets make LOLCATZ out of her stupid pictures where she cant close her mouff.
I canz haz polz inz my azz?
Im on yer dik givin yew the herpez!
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This pole haz a flavur.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
From the story in the link:
The blogs are gonna go nuts over this discussion.
Aubrey O’Day: You know, the first time a lot of really bad stuff was being said, I called Jenna and was like, “I’m so mad.” And even Kim [Kardashian]. And both of them said the same thing: “Honey, you’ll love it because it’s making you a bigger star.” At the end of the day, it’s not hurting me.
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uh roh, we've all just been punked.
Lets make LOLCATZ out of her stupid pictures where she cant close her mouff.
I canz haz polz inz my azz?
Im on yer dik givin yew the herpez!
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TITS!
Gossamer! Love it!!
Boobs,
How are you little lovely?
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
" I like to keep my sex life private.."
Riiiiiight
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
vacant, dead, creepy "I have no soul" eyes...
Duuuuuude. Leave some fucking mystery. Literally. You can be a little mysterious about your fucking. Really.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Classy? Pffft, she's no Shauna Sand. And she just gave the herp to that pole.
I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.
Apparently. *gack*
Lately, I've never been more proud to be a woman. *gack*