Why So Classy?
No, that's not Jenna Jameson. It took me a few eye blinks and head shakes to realize it was my favorite dirty puff ball Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane licking who knows what off of that stripper pole. Although, I'm sure she's licked off worse.
These truly elegant photos of the always classy Aubrey are from Complex Magazine. They look like stills from an amateur tranny porn. Aubrey also had a very insightful interview with the magazine. They talked about everything from her best friend Jenna Jameson to doing sex while on the rag. Hot. Here's some quotes:
On being called a slut on blogs and in magazines:
If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.
On jacking off to one of Jenna Jameson's porn movies:
I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.
On her love of porn:
I usually watch black guys doing white girls, that’s my little fetish, even though in real life race isn’t a factor for me. Really, I’m more turned on by watching the girls than the guys. I love someone who looks like they’re really into sex.
On ever starring in her own porn movie:
I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though.
On sex while on your period:
Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”
Aubrey would totally suck a dick in a truck stop bathroom for a half bag of M&Ms, but that's why I adore her. She's a dirty skank who doesn't apologize.
It feels like it's the year of the slut. Sienna Miller is out there shamelessly flaunting her slutness and Megan Fox brushed off the fact that she grabbed her man's dick in public. It's an exciting year to be a dirty whore! We should all be proud of ourselves. The slut revolution is taking over. Hopefully, 2009 will be even sluttier.
Visit Complex to read more from Aubrey's interview and to see even more artstic photos of her. I'd wear a condom just in case.
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God i have seen so many nekkid bodies in real life, on tv, here, in my principlas office, in magazines, in movies, after church, and in clubs that i dont even fucking get excited to see bitches drop their draws no more!
OH OH this is so edgy!
Put me to fucking sleep skank shit!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"I’d like to keep my sex life personal"...
honey, i wish you would keep your everything personal...you're bothering me...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
All together now:
WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I wonder if hubby found these pictures and that's why he's not replying to my emails.
He always gets data like this from O&A's show...hmm..
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
"Fuck you, honestly."
I can't stand this dumb bitch, UGH!!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
"I wouldn’t. I’d like to keep my sex life personal. I’ve had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun, though."
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Translation: I am currently trying to create a bidding war for my 2009 "accidental" sex tape leak.
"I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever..."
Jeebus. That's not keeping very private, is it.
Skank!
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"I’d like to keep my sex life personal."
LMFAO!! Nice!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
It's the coked out face in the second thumb that gets me. She, seriously, looks like dirty used up whore. Her boobies look nice tho.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
_"I’d like to keep my sex life personal."
Damn bitch then i guess you better put some fucking clothes on and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
stupid ass!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I just got herpes.
To any Dlisted guys: So maybe these pics will make you get a stiffy, but would you really want to bone a girl like that? Isn't that kinda, I don't know, Filet O' Fish?
"I’d like to keep my sex life personal."
Surely she did not say that with a straight face.
I don't give a shit what people do in real life. I just don't need to hear about it.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Michael K, I think it has been the decade of sluts.
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Sounds like Sienna Miller could actually learn something from this ho - but the period stuff - yuckkkkkk! that is nasty!!
This entire post needs to be scrubbed with Lysol and a stiff-bristled brush. Nasty whore.
I really like her from this interview, she seems trashy but genuine. There are way to many people pushing the "im a good girl" bullshit, and being the opposite in their personal lives. If your going to do no one any harm, and are just being who you are, then at the end of the day who the fuck has the right to judge you. She is goodlooking, young, childless, so let her be.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Ew. Can you say "Dirty used up whore"?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Bitch, no one needs to "intepret" you. There's nothing complex about you. Slut.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl