This Is What I'm Missing Out On
Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself.
These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The renewed mind IS the key. And so is totally awesome dance moves.
I seriously want to find these people, bring them to my apartment and hide them in my bathroom. When the executives at Disney see this, they are going to want to turn them into superficial prostitots. I can't let that happen!
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OMIGOD. LITERALLY.
That was almost a jam. I could see how it would be appealing to some fools that don't any better and believe in all that shit.
The moves were kind of on POINT!
Sweet Merciful Crap! I especially like the finger wave he does at the end of his solo.
i bet that guy has a big dick
Submitted by tamtex on September 18, 2008 - 5:33pm.
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Hahaha, I see your sense of humour is intact! I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get the power back soon, and that your mother, well... you know. :)
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Power? Sometime after Monday. A week after, a month after, who knows. We are so miserable my dog ran away yesterday. A wonderful man returned her to us this morning. Now if I could get my mother to run away. She doesn't wear tags.
T
Submitted by tamtex on September 18, 2008 - 5:26pm.
I am living in my business with my crazy mother due to Hurricane Ike and no power. It was a dark day until I watched those gifts from god. I laughed until I cried. I am so glad I will not have to hang out in heaven with these creeps.
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Throwing good thoughts your way.... any idea when you'll get your power back?
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Submitted by tamtex on September 18, 2008 - 6:26pm.
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Hope things get better soon! :)
I am living in my business with my crazy mother due to Hurricane Ike and no power. It was a dark day until I watched those gifts from god. I laughed until I cried. I am so glad I will not have to hang out in heaven with these creeps.
DAMN! They took down the YouTube remixes! And the "My Dick" one was the best of all!
Yea the Rock of Ages was insane Trishdadish! Bunch of horny kids having sex all over it was pandemonium.
Their kids must be uber fucking proud of them. Except for the guy in the middle of course seeing that he's as gay as the day is long.
The whole thing is really unfortunate!
COME! We know THE WAY!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
THIS PLACE IS NO JOKE...FREAKY DOESN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE FOLLWERS OF "THE WAY"...ESPECIALLY THEIR "ROCK OF AGES" CELEBRATION!!
Um I lived at this place for two years and trust me it gets creepier! And yes i said "LIVED" this place is something else. They used to have a campus in Indiana also.
I nominate this group for the "Hot Sluts of 2009"!!!
im scared
I bet the guy and the old lady share anal beads.
Was that Kiki Drunkst on the left?!? Wha?! She's got some sweet moves in her orthopedic shoes!
It's the Church of Lurch!
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/03/lurch2.jpg
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by MamaSarah on September 18, 2008 - 12:20am.
Why is he the only one with a headset mic? I'd be threatening a walk-out if I didn't get a headset. Wait, you can only get a headset if you got the moves? Oh, you want dancing?? I'll give you dancing! Just give me a pole!
I think it's pretty clear why they couldn't trust that guy with an actual microphone.
Totally hot stuff!!! Made my day.
I think that guy and Clay Gayken would make a really cute couple. Can you imagine how much fun it would be to hang out at their house and watch them sing and dance and talk about being saved?
OH MY GOSH. SO I DID SOME RESEARCH B/C I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE THEY WERE DOING SOME FUNNY SKIT OR SOMETHING AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND:
http://www.empirenet.com/~messiah7/cultsthe.htm
SCARY!!!
OMG, Michael, where do you find this stuff?!
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
I just want to say a few things real quick -
One - I just got off the phone with G*d and She says She did NOT tell these people to do this.
Two - I live in Ohio, and these people are not the norm! I swear!
Three - With the exception of Baryishnikov, Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, white guys can't dance! This is proof.
Submitted by missy on September 18, 2008 - 8:16am.
lala - hahahaha!!! and EEWWWWW!!! wtf is that thing???
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LOL! It's a headset. Everyone was bitching about what a diva he is.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
What happened? they forgot the costumes with sequins....what a shame.
That was the most awesome thing I've ever seen. I can die now.
PS: If anyone has any doubts about Cro-Magnons mating with Neanderthals, he's your proof...
Between this and Vadgonna's fall onstage, I can't stop laughing this morning!
Odds are not good that I'm going to Valhalla when I die.
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I'm in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
Lala / Missy,
LOL! While it may look like satan's boil, it's just a hands-free mic. You can't do jazz hands if you have to hold a mic.
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Clay pigeons are fuckers!
this made me laugh so hard I was crying! really what was that and I don't know if it should be seen before coffee
lala - hahahaha!!! and EEWWWWW!!! wtf is that thing???
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Soo....
NOBODY IS GOING TO MENTION WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN ACRE IS THAT GROWING ON HIS FACE????
Soul Eated Kitteh Refuses to Eated Their Souls...Soul Eated Kitteh Not Like Acid Reflux.
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
HOLY SHIT. LMFAO. I have NEVER and I mean NEVER seen some shit like that. And I have seen some SHIT. WOW. Awful. The guys looks like an ugly Patrick Bateman, fuckin scary.
'In the whites of his eyes theres a supersonic vibe you can tell by his tears hes a warrior who cries. Hes supersonic. I think hes supersonic.'- Jamiroquai
Sweet baby Moses in his basket, what the fuck was THAT?
Hideous, hideous, hideous.
Who choreographed that shit?
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hahahaha!
I wish these dlisted sluts were my neighbors!!!
Not all religions are anti-gay. The Episcopal church has openly gay Bishops and Priests.
This is what Hell's Cocktail Lounge must look like.
godawful. Even God is going, Bitch, Please.
The renewed mind may be the key, but the lock is a Jesusamatized American Idol audition.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Ok, is it just me or did anyone else think this initially sounded like that Destiny's Child song 'Bug-a-boo'?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
You just know those two broads strap one on and give it hard to that guy afterwards. They call the strap-on 'Christ' and he keeps singing Christ In Me while they go at him.
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
8 seconds...that's all I could handle! I was too embarassed for those people.
If that is what it takes to have 'Christ in me', I have a few words for Christ....STAY AWAY!
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
that dude HAS to be a serial killer.... he frightens me!
The gay guy in the center just KNOWS he is getting a recording contract outta this video! Bet he's thinking, "If I can look, move and sound like this dragging these 2 tired old hags around, just wait 'til you see me with my boys!"
If they came to my doorstep, do you think I could get them to dance for me on my front porch? I should probably keep some $1s to stuff in dude's pants just in case.
Hey, TheBreakdown, actually from what I have heard here in OH, the church us a cult. Not a "drink the purple kool-aid" cult, but a cult nonetheless. A branch has moved into the area where I live (near the PA-OH border) and really messed people up. They present themselves as a church in the sense that they mention God and Jesus, but it's really about attaining God-like status. The leader calls himself a prophet, and that's a dead giveaway that you're dealing with a nutjob. They also go door to door asking for money, which is pretty damn annoying. I guess they aren't content to have only 2 keyboards...? All that aside, that video was bitchin'.
Party ovah here!
I seriously thought that was an SNL skit at first!!
I have been told that church is where all teh sluts are.
Can someone confirm this?
I never manage to get past the fuckery of the church parking lots to find out.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/