This Is What I'm Missing Out On
Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself.
These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The renewed mind IS the key. And so is totally awesome dance moves.
I seriously want to find these people, bring them to my apartment and hide them in my bathroom. When the executives at Disney see this, they are going to want to turn them into superficial prostitots. I can't let that happen!
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Sweet baby Moses in his basket, what the fuck was THAT?
Hideous, hideous, hideous.
Who choreographed that shit?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
i wanna see the Westboro Baptist Church do this!
OMG. i'm going to get struck by lightning today for laughing hysterically at this. then my body will disintegrate into thin air because i shared the link.
this is the kind of stuff that makes me break down with nervous laughter. too scary!
Really it is great to hear that every Sunday you are going to church,it seems you are god fearing child.Thanks for providing information on this site.
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Katie
Dui In California
I imagine that their dressing room looks exactly like Janet Reno's closet. And speaking of closets, I thought Jesus hated gays...?
The tall creepy neanderthal looking one is giving everyone one the sexy I want to swallow your soul eyes. Watch out!
Your face!
Dude looks like an evil robot.Creepy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The blonde is cute. I would love to have 13.5 minutes of for-procreation-purposes only, missionary style sex with her. Forgive me Lord, for I...
Submitted by Libraesque2007 on September 17, 2008 - 4:35pm.
I thought the name sounded a little cultie....sure enough, they are
Although "The Way International" of New Knoxville, Ohio it is not well known, it has affected some 100,000 people. Literally tens of thousands of these have been harmed by this group in spiritual, emotional and even physical ways-- with effects lasting for decades.
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Well, shit yeah! They obviously locked a large group of people in a room and forced them to watch this lunacy. I bet if they turned the camera around, the "audience" would be a bunch of Iraqi POW's. Because seriously, that was torture Guantanomo Bay-style.
When I watch that, I just picture rehearsals for this madness. I just picture Grandma on the right tapping a cane a la Debbie Allen in the introduction to Fame. *Ok, everyone! Take it from the top!! Sing louder! Sweat harder!We're gonna run this shit again until we make Jesus pee his pants with pride!!*
Are you kidding? This isn't Will Ferrell, Cheri Oteri and Amy Poehler???
Whoa. I also like the mock-tudor house in the background and the keyboard guy...
That was so amazing! They were in sync and everything!
When popping and locking, the effect is heightened by wearing a suit.
There is more than a little bit of secret gay going on in that church.
What in hell's bathroom was that? Now preachers have back-up singers? Kinda like Motley Crue and the Nasty Habits? Shit, that church is a business just like every other church. People stop titheing to this church. They obviously have too much money when they are putting on damn stage shows like this.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Hell's version of Tony Orlando & Dawn.
What in holy Osmond hell is that fuckery?!?
Why is he the only one with a headset mic? I'd be threatening a walk-out if I didn't get a headset. Wait, you can only get a headset if you got the moves? Oh, you want dancing?? I'll give you dancing! Just give me a pole!
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idhI4Zc9Dbg
considering his marfans syndrome the dude should really take it easy with the dance moves.
Submitted by Clio on September 17, 2008 - 9:39pm.
I started thinking about Robert Palmer for some reason when I saw that one...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I love this intense look on their faces:
COME! We know THE WAY!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Something tells me...he "auditioned" for Lou Perlman and was rejected.
If these three are waiting for us at the Pearly Gates, uh...I want my money back! NOW!
LOL @DaVi
Macarena Cheese!
There doing the Macarena. www.myspace.com/davi_tv
Halle Berry Loofah! Jesus leaves *A FUCKING LOT* to be desired, in my mutha-felching opinion. It's enough to turn one to scientology....ooooeeeer! Did I just say that??
Xenu, is that you?
Metal Guru is that you?
T-Rex
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HX-GG7CmcY&feature=related
Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 11:31pm.
I tried your "re-mix" and yes pretty funny.LOL
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I imagine the drama it will be between these 3 hos when they conqueer the charts. The memaw totally wants to fuck the dude but he's with the blonde. Who is married with the hot bald drummer.
The keyboards pepaw is ashamed to see his wife falling for the moonwalking caveman.
Guys this is the way!
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Getcha groove on.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
this is long before destiny's child.
this is some 80's latina girl group shit!
Expose
The Cover Girls
Sweet Sensation
Three groups with three girls.
Same as this one. now you know miss thing is family.
no straight guy can move like that.
@ TITS;
Yes, sista! Funnay! No?;p
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fly girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
'Bout to have a party...
Let's get it started...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Shiiiiiiite. I did this.
this rocks. beat is bang on to the moves!!
Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 5:25pm.
O shit guy! LMFAO!
Watch the video - but mute it and play this instead in the back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX8MSpf7eUc
I'm not even kidding, bitches.
damn yo...this shit is straight up wiggedy-wack. i mean that in the best way possible, of course.
These people are out of control! Too bad I have had that song stuck in my head for hours...I'm sure others will concur, he is G A Y !!!!!! The Lord can't help you with that, believe me, I've tried!!
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
Submitted by JoMama on September 17, 2008 - 9:35pm.
This makes the Baby Jeebus cry...
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WEEP, BABY JEEBUS, WEEP....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clio on September 17, 2008 - 11:09pm.
It could only have been better if guitar dude was to smash his instrument on the stage. Brutal!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 17, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Hi DA!
Backstage for them is the Pants Off dance off.
BTW: How is baby Lola?
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LOL!! Manimal, my darling! How are you this evening? Baby Lola is doing great! Finally decided her little lamb was tasty. I have no idea where she's hidden that toy.
ON T: You know the old hag gets first dibs of this preacher man. Her persona screams "experience."
That was absolutely disturbing!!!!!! The guy is scarier than all get out and the girls dresses are fantastic in that Golden Girls kinda way with the sensible pumps. But the true oscar winning moment of this video is when my man decided he was going to break it down and start break dancing I was laughing sooooo hard but yet I was embarrassed for him and his backup girls. They all (including the band) thought they were rocking the house!!! I love those looney christians!!! Too much material there and always entertaining!!! Thanks for making my night!!!!
This one's even better. Guy who sets off my gaydar clutching an electric guitar. These people cannot take this seriously: http://www.theway.org/Current/Mar07/Mar07Flash2.htm
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Submitted by dead-actress on September 17, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Hi DA!
Backstage for them is the Pants Off dance off.
BTW: How is baby Lola?
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This makes the Baby Jeebus cry...
The skeevy dude in the middle looks like an insane Herman Munster & the memaw on the right is rocking the hell out of that mic
There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this video...
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They are actually pretty good. They need to replace the old biatch on the right, though.
His bitches will be holding his "microphone" once they're backstage. They're just practicing their "sexy" moves to Jesus music.
i love you.
i almost shit my pants.
if i had a vagina, i would totally have
his babies.
I agree with the person below me. That is definitely the Destiny Child's song--Bug-a-boo.
I watched the entire video twice and I am quite sure that I am now scarred for life.
That is just all kinds of wrong.
Everyone knows white people don't have any rhythm. lol.
Jokes people. Just jokes.
its on youtube now with remix versions
This is the best video ever!!!! thank you!!
I was having a rough day but after seeing this things seemed to get better. I laughed till I cried!!
Hilarious!!!
Snow White
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 17, 2008 - 8:28pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 17, 2008 - 9:26pm.
This is the kind of shit that makes you want to cheer on the suicide bombers...any suicide bombers...for any cause...
Hahahaha.
"The Way" show me the way out of here. I'd rather watch Jimmy Swaggart's apologizing video 100 times with my eyes taped open then watch this.
Is there anybody who actually thinks that this group is "cool".
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I hear ya, my DListed bruva...Plus Swaggart apologizing for banging a whore who later appeared in "Penthouse" magazine (or was it Hustler...even better) kinda turns me on...What? You know they had HOT, HOT SEX, yeah those Christian types get freaky...There were midgets involved, that's all I'm sayin'....Ok, I'm saying there might have been poo involved...What? What? So Jimmy like a lil' midget poo while gettin' his whore on...Um, what was this thread about?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Am I the only one who caught on that the music they are "dancing" (and I use that term loosely) too sounds a lot like "Bug-a-Boo" by Destiny's Child...especially the intro.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****