This Is What I'm Missing Out On
Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself.
These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The renewed mind IS the key. And so is totally awesome dance moves.
I seriously want to find these people, bring them to my apartment and hide them in my bathroom. When the executives at Disney see this, they are going to want to turn them into superficial prostitots. I can't let that happen!
I couldn't find this video on YouTube or anywhere else, so click here to see it. You have to click.
Thanks Jenna
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 5:38pm.
I bet he had a curly mullet and wore multicoloured sweaters in the fall.
Well, after much discussion with Kizzy, we've come to the conclusion that when Farting it Forward, you can fart forward any scent you like, and those who receive the fart who are then in the position to Fart it Forward to more people can share whatever aroma they want. So in your case, you could fart forward potato chip farts 'til your asshole falls off!
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Ahh. The "Technicolor dream cardigan". I see.
Now, I never said that I personally would be releasing the old potato chip farts. Assuming such a thing was quite "cheeky" of you. Ahh, my old deceased grandpa would have been proud of that one...anyway, the "fart it forward" idea IS quite novel. Of course, in High School, four of my best friends and I did have that "puke it forward" weekend. Took a couple cases of beer, some tequila and a praticularly nasty bottle of Boone's Farm, but it was a weekend to remember.
Why does Slick Dude get the headphone mic but the Blue Ladies get the hand-held mics? They're all doing the same steps, so equally challenged.
1. Cro-Magnon dude gets all the pussy he wants from the clucking hens in that church.
2. That's some pretty sexy dancing for crazy-ass Christians. But of course, it's in Jesus' name, so it's okay. I wonder if they fuck their best friends' wives in Jesus' name.
3. I went to one of those churches when I was a kid and had no control over what I did with my Sundays. There is always a cabal of hypocrites running the show, 99% of the time they are all related. The pastor's daughter-in-law dressed like the biggest hooker EVER. She wore shit like black and red dresses with low-cut necklines and black fishnet pantyhose on stage. And a TON of makeup and perfume. And her name was Roxanne. And when she got up to praise Jesus with her songs, she practically fellated the mike. Good times.
i mapquested them...they are only an hour and 1/2 away from my house....i should totally go up there and investigate these people.
Okay, WHERE do you find all this amazing stuff day in and day out? That was so hot my computer had to take a break about mid-way through that video!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 17, 2008 - 9:26pm.
This is the kind of shit that makes you want to cheer on the suicide bombers...any suicide bombers...for any cause...
Hahahaha.
"The Way" show me the way out of here. I'd rather watch Jimmy Swaggart's apologizing video 100 times with my eyes taped open then watch this.
Is there anybody who actually thinks that this group is "cool".
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Ummm, Jesus just called and he said is father is pissed.
As soon as i saw that video clip I thought of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-FhczpCZ84
ROFLMFAO!
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Went out to get laid with former FB! Man, did he age...And not well. Record still stands...
I see these three partaking of "Jim Jones" punch in the very near future. Creepy.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
*cue SNL's Church Lady* The guy in the middle..hmmm....
Could it be SATAN?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Oh my lord. At first I thought this was a parody, like something they'd so on Saturday Night Live, and then I thought, no - this is some Scientology dreck. But it's Jesus stuff - with choreography! Just amazing.
Bets as to how long it will take the guy to get caught with a male hustler - I'd say within 6 months. I hope this shit will end up on Law and Order - it's ripe for them!
How do you find this stuff? I'm disturbed on so many different levels...I agree; a road trip is in order. However, they might try to exorcise us, seeing as we're a bunch of evil sluts and all...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Here's another one that you can NOT stop watching. It airs on my local cable station (Plano's just 20 minutes north of Dallas).
Go to http://www.doyledavidson.com/audio.htm. Under Download Audio/Video Files click on video. Any one will work ... I just played the 9/22/08 broadcast. Move the scroll bar so you're about halfway through. When you see a bunch of thin, middle-aged women gallivanting around in stocking feet (some holding tamborines), stop.
Truly, truly mesmerizing. And it goes on for like 30 minutes!
You guys are kidding me, right? This shit is real? This isn't a YouTube gag? NOFUCKINGWAY!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I can't decide what the scariest part is! I'm feeling pretty confident that the break-dancing dude and the blonde girl are both sister and brother AND sleeping together. I think that might be "The Way" things roll there. Also hilarious are the two old guys on the keyboards and the one guy on the electric drums. By the way, I noticed the video is copyrighted, so don't even THINK about stealing their moves!
This is the kind of shit that makes you want to cheer on the suicide bombers...any suicide bombers...for any cause...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by lyndsaybluth on September 17, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Oh no, we gotta save her!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
MICHAEL K YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF WITH THIS ONE!
Quote from Kizzy:
"Ah, yes, the Farter's Choice, it's really most useful when they give you a plain old tomato soup fart, and you Fart It Forward as a spicy Tex-Mex."
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Irishtook on September 17, 2008 - 7:31pm.
I am TOTALLY taking a road trip to Ohio just to see this live!
SLUTS ROAD TRIP!!!!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
All day long, I've been contemplating suicide. This did it for me. Good bye, world.
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MK in '08!!!!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 17, 2008 - 8:32pm.
LCT-- Not sure 'bout the dancing, but Jesus definitely frowns on the cheesy greased back hairdo.
Re: your siggy: Just wondering-- where do potato chip farts fit in to that equation?
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I bet he had a curly mullet and wore multicoloured sweaters in the fall.
Well, after much discussion with Kizzy, we've come to the conclusion that when Farting it Forward, you can fart forward any scent you like, and those who receive the fart who are then in the position to Fart it Forward to more people can share whatever aroma they want. So in your case, you could fart forward potato chip farts 'til your asshole falls off!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
This is like some really bad Freestyle music. Did he just do the Heel n' Toe after that loose as hell moonwalk?
Silly break dancing guy....that's not how Jesus walked on water.
LCT-- Not sure 'bout the dancing, but Jesus definitely frowns on the cheesy greased back hairdo.
Re: your siggy: Just wondering-- where do potato chip farts fit in to that equation?
I just looked at the picture. Are these the White Trash version of Gladys Knight and the Pips?
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
MK,
I can count on you to elevate my mind, expand my horizons, and brighten my day. Gee, your the best!
WHOEVER FOUND THIS NUGGET NEEDS THEIR OWN WEBSITE!
It was brilliant-- 100% '80's cheese with the '70's set of "The New Zoo Revue" just to fcuk with your mind. Outstanding!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
O shit guy! LMFAO!
Watch the video - but mute it and play this instead in the back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX8MSpf7eUc
I'm not even kidding, bitches.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Woooo! I just got to the part of his dance solo. You don't even see skills like that on karaoke night!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by casiobeat on September 17, 2008 - 8:17pm.
i cannot stop watching this. it's mesmerizing.
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OKay I've got casiobeat's feet, somebody grab the arms.... who's got the blindfold? Hurry up! It's an emergency!
i cannot stop watching this. it's mesmerizing.
Also, he's got serious cro-magnon forehead going on.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Jesus does the pop n lock.
Wooooooooow. Doesn't Jesus frown on dancing like that?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
"jesus is my friend" by sonseed is my personal fave. These bitches had some hot ass dance moves.
See, this is what happens to closeted homosexuals...
My favorite part is when dude hits the heel-toe. Its too cheesy to watch again, but I will be posting this on facebook.
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...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
Oh my goodness. That was astounding. In the wrong way.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
This was hilarious! Oh God bless America!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 17, 2008 - 7:45pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Is that pepperoni I smell? If there's extra cheese you can have my immortal soul.
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shit, you're easy. stop selling yourself short. I was gonna give you lasting beauty or intensified orgasms for your soul. The pizza was just to get your attention.
how inspirational...oh I think I am about to convert...Thanks MK...
The babe on the right is f-ing hot. She has sexy dance moves. The guy looks like a Geico caveman. The girl on the left looks a bit like Amy Poehler...
I like the pepaw on keyboards in the background. yowza! His keyboard is called *TRUTH*. I think I'm converted.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSyOCx6ZXfM&feature=related
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 7:41pm.
Is that pepperoni I smell? If there's extra cheese you can have my immortal soul.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on September 17, 2008 - 7:39pm.
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*turns fan toward Mr. Mercury, holding fresh baked pizza in front*
((hides horns))
Pah-raze Jezus!! I watched that video twice and the second time I laid hands on my screen and was delivered from wanting pizza for dinner. If Jezus won't watch my waistline, who will?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
That sassy Drummer deserves to be the Hot Slut of the Day...
I thought the name sounded a little cultie....sure enough, they are
Although "The Way International" of New Knoxville, Ohio it is not well known, it has affected some 100,000 people. Literally tens of thousands of these have been harmed by this group in spiritual, emotional and even physical ways-- with effects lasting for decades.
This database includes letters by ex-followers and over 90 articles on a wide variety of topics, most by Dr. John Juedes, spanning the last 20 years. Each button links you to articles in that category which are thorough and well documented, and include information that even Way leaders don't know-- or don't want you to know..
they believe a lot of the same shit as $cientologists do.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.''
Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on September 17, 2008 - 6:32pm.
That link to youtube's Jesus is a Friend of Mine had me ROFLMAO
I E-mailed this one to MK, is his duty to make them stars!
I vote this group to be the hot sluts of the millenium
you guys MUST see that video
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
To soon be seen at an GOP fund raising event near you!
*barfs*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.