This Is What I'm Missing Out On
Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself.
These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The renewed mind IS the key. And so is totally awesome dance moves.
I seriously want to find these people, bring them to my apartment and hide them in my bathroom. When the executives at Disney see this, they are going to want to turn them into superficial prostitots. I can't let that happen!
I couldn't find this video on YouTube or anywhere else, so click here to see it. You have to click.
Thanks Jenna
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That link to youtube's Jesus is a Friend of Mine had me ROFLMAO!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
I am TOTALLY taking a road trip to Ohio just to see this live!
From Wikipedia:
Critics accuse the group of being a cult; some point out inconsistencies between The Way's doctrines and orthodox Christianity.
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Well, color me shocked!
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 5:16pm.
It's like they stole their act right off SNL.
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The one on the right does bear a passing resemblance to Anna Gasteyer.... She and Will Ferrell need to get on top of this.
And I have the strong urge to burn those women's shoes.
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The real LA? (on the right)- http://bp1.blogger.com/_p2jgVV2iZVs/Rwbyb01mwZI/AAAAAAAAAig/aetvoWN5Hbk/...
The guy in the middle likes it kinky. Just look at him. Harnesses, candle wax, strap ons. It's written all over him like holy scripture.
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ROFFPNMFPLMFAO
If you don't make it in Hollywood, just become a preacher. How does that shite ever pass as a religion?
Worse still, all those fuckers are gonna vote.
SOmetimes your posts scare me.Thank Heavens Britts back to the Frapps!
This must be one of those churches that accepts gay members, cause that is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen.
Fuckin' awesome...I love you MK!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
That's the kind of shit that pisses My God off!
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
If "If" was a fifth, we'd all be drunk!
No he didn't do the heel-toe! LMBBO
This shit is the most hilarious thing that I have seen in a long time! OMG! I'm cracking up here at work!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
FUCKING.HELL
When i looked at the caption i thought it was only some hand movements and a few gangsta two-steps. The first 3 seconds are painfully funny!!
That video sums up all my problems with religion.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 17, 2008 - 3:00pm.
OMG I found this while trying to search "The Way"
LMFAOROFL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-TpSm1HDE
oh yeah, forgot to tell you this is where i was..sorry, i was just so excited by that video
THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!! that sssooo made my day, hahahahaha! ska Jesus music!
Vulgar. Ugh.
In all seriousness, I would like to see the rehearsal tapes of this dance troupe. I imagine them all in sweats, like Flashdance style, sweating in the church basement at 2am. Like, did they argue over who would get to be in the middle? You know that old bat Carol on the right has been dying to be front and center for years, she doesn't want to be overshadowed by that flash in the pan Ryan from Dayton with the "jazz hands." But Ryan wants to be a star. Oh, he has high hopes. And Susie on the left totally has a crush on him. She asks him out after every rehearsal, you know, out to the Dairy Queen or The Rite Aid. She has no clue. Secretly, Ryan has been fucking Pastor Williams for the past six months. That's why he made him star of the show.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Holy Mother of God, that man is SCAAAAARY looking. If I saw him in person I'd scream and run the other way.
i still can't see it...i'm going to freak out soon if i don't get to see this thing!
Submitted by beckylikesyou on September 17, 2008 - 2:47pm.
no fucking way. my roommate last year was a member of this church. CRAZY shit.
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You can't come here AND TEASE US LIKE THIS!
We need details!! DETAILS!!!
Strange toilet habits, weird sexual peccadilloes... WHAT??!?
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Goddamn how many cats you got, tits? Are you some crazy cat lady?*
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One, but he bites for no reason and has troubles accepting authority.
Male, obviously.
Wow, just WOW! That was so awesome. I showed my friend as well and we both agreed that that song will be stuck in our heads for days. I can't stop watching the video!
We've also decided to recreate it. My tall friend will be the man (thank goodness she has a hip hop class under her belt), I will be the blonde because i"m blonde and my other friend will be the old one with the permed hair because that's all that's left lol.
We're going to practice in the commercials during ANTM tonight!
recockulous!! I got 3/4 of the`way through and it froze but thank god I saw the moonwalk. I think this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; Praise Jesus that was sexy!!
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Look really closely, folks. These are the people voting for Sarah Palin.
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"Sarah Palin" is what I thought right away.
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20080912.html
This is what happens when you let white trash closet cases join your church. He made the Baby Jesus cry, AND Satan laugh. The women look like drunk third-grade teachers.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 17, 2008 - 5:00pm
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I don't know but I want to fuck the one on the left. Does that make me evil?
Yay I saw the video!
Their choreography was top notch...I hope they won first place. Especially when the guy started jamming. Beautiful.
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RIMADYL KILLS
when do these judgemental hypocrital religicult freaks find the time to practice the drop it like it's hot...in between bible verses of the ten commandments...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
That was the hottest thing I've ever seen.
OMG I found this while trying to search "The Way"
LMFAOROFL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5-TpSm1HDE
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RIMADYL KILLS
Oh man! I can't get the video to work! Gdammit!
Sounds like some of the stories from $cieno's:
http://www.caic.org.au/biblebase/way/theway.htm
Ooooh, I found an article about what their beliefs are:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/the_way.htm
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RIMADYL KILLS
'Member when I started writing "The Darker Shade of Palin?" Well, fuck that for now. This development has now re-altered the presumed course of my life. I now know what I was really meant to do for this week. Mr. Ling in 4C and I are going to find another chick to do a reenactment of this very song and dance routine! I gotta find wardrobe and wigs.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Bet that guy is re-programmed from the gay. Sadly, lots of mega-churches/money-holes like these are built from the self-loathing angst of many a 'mo.
Church is so gay!
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I want totally sensory deprivation, and back-up drugs!
It's worth clicking !
Submitted by beckylikesyou on September 17, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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Oooh, I know you have details, girlfriend--you just opened up a can of worms. Spill it! :)
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
The Butabi brothers' long lost cousins. "Wanna Make Out?" Seriously, that is creepy.
no fucking way. my roommate last year was a member of this church. CRAZY shit.
Why the hell aren't these caliente dancing bitches on America's Got Talent? With all Dlisters voting for their asses they'd so win.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I really hope somebody puts this on youtube and makes a remix of it! It would be A-MA-ZING!
Oh my heavenly Jesus.
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was that guy the star? doing his solo?LMAO
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Stoney we have 7 cats. Our life is one giant ball of cat hair. I can't even imagine what it's doing to the inside of the computer.
And i think we have crashed their site. They are going to bring the lord's fire and brimstone down on us now.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
THIS JUST IN: Tom Cruise denounces Scientology, steals Katie's tight rolled jeans and moves to Ohio.
Time for happy hour.
Bye, sluts!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
WOW!!! How did the VMA selection committee miss this freakishly talented trio?! FRAPPNEY would'nt dare walk into the same dance studio if GRANNY was in it....and DRAC's moonwalk is stronger than Jacko's ever was.I fear that you have crashed their servers MK.I'm not even religious...but I'm sending money anyway.The Lord has clearly blessed them with SOOOOOOUULLLL !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu0g5okEmFk
I don't have to worry about that. My boyfriend is pyscho about cat hair and takes care of it for me, lol.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"