This Is What I'm Missing Out On
Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself.
These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The renewed mind IS the key. And so is totally awesome dance moves.
I seriously want to find these people, bring them to my apartment and hide them in my bathroom. When the executives at Disney see this, they are going to want to turn them into superficial prostitots. I can't let that happen!
I couldn't find this video on YouTube or anywhere else, so click here to see it. You have to click.
Thanks Jenna
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i was really looking forward to seeing that video...i think we crashed their website, ooops! i guess i will have to try again later!
UGH! Stoney,
If you visited my house right now, you would swear there are 50 animals in there.
My two rabbits are blowing their summer coat, and i have to vacuum 2x's a day!
GRRRRR 4 times a year....Grrrrrr....
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Goddamn how many cats you got, tits? Are you some crazy cat lady?*
*I own a cat.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
supposedly they are standard anti-semites as well. thank god the uk is by and large godless.
Noooo...I can't make the link work, and i can't find the website!! (Is Jesus saying I cannot view this holy mess?)
But I am creeped out enough just by the still pic!!!
And while googling this I discovered we have the same name church here in Australia.....creepy dance moves are moving in for world domination.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Appealing to people's desperation is a wonderful WONDERFUL weapon of mass destruction, that's what it is.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
angel
Yeah, dude...the puter is an arms-length friend, at best. Don't ever forget it!
Having just blown a great gob of cat hair out of the keyboard I thought things would be different this time.
Seriously, how did it get so bad? How did people get so ignorant and desperate they believe a tv evangelist and give him all their money and expect him to heal grandma's paralysis? *goes off on a tangent*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
They are obviously not Baptists. Baptists HATES dancing.
More religeous batshit crazy.
What could make people act like that? It's disturbing.
Submitted by angel_i on September 17, 2008 - 1:52pm.
HEY! They stole Britney's boot moves!
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YES!!! I noticed that TOO!
Oh man, I just love the churches with theater seats instead of pews, shows instead of sermons, and pompous assholes with microphones instead of priests.
All is right in the world.
Hmmmm-hmmmmp!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LoLo,
Movz. I gotz dem.
Cake batter,
"trying to pray away the gay." NO! Did we learn nothng from Alan Strang?!?!?!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
This was a Saturday Night live skit, right? There IS no other explanation.
Submitted by TITS on September 17, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 2:11pm.
They're going to be so excited when they see all the hits on their page! It's a miracle!
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Oh well shit. That's twice today I've been duped. Me and the internet are no longer bff.
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Yeah, dude...the puter is an arms-length friend, at best. Don't ever forget it!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 3:15pm.
You know those bitches were in their living rooms every night, practicing the lyrics and choreography to a casette in their sony jambox next to the plastic plant while their daughter Madison was at Bible Study and the tater tot casserole was cooking in the oven.
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"...while their daughter Madison was ALLEGEDLY at Bible Study"
She was probably making a baby. Which she will either abort or blame on the Holy Spirit.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 2:11pm.
They're going to be so excited when they see all the hits on their page! It's a miracle!
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Oh well shit. That's twice today I've been duped. Me and the internet are no longer bff.
OMG! Stoney, imagine their HORROR should they come across one of MK's posts about his sex life and homosexuality!
AHAHAHAHAA!!
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 1:11pm.
They're going to be so excited when they see all the hits on their page! It's a miracle!
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BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!! OMG Stoney, just the thought of that made me burst into a fit of insane laughter. AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH *breaths*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 17, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 5:14am.
Well, at least they're not on crack. It's actually kinda refreshing;p
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I dunno, I mean... when crackheads do stupid shit, you can always blame on crack. What the hell is THEIR excuse?
...No, really, what is it? And where can I get some?
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Jesus Juice...
aka Purple Drank;)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 4:17pm.
They probably get one hit a day. Now there's thousands of hits in like, an hour. It must be the lord's divine power!!
It could be cool, though. Maybe it will reverse and some of them will end up at dlisted. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by angel_i on September 18, 2008 - 5:14am.
Well, at least they're not on crack. It's actually kinda refreshing;p
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I dunno, I mean... when crackheads do stupid shit, you can always blame on crack. What the hell is THEIR excuse?
...No, really, what is it? And where can I get some?
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 1:11pm.
They're going to be so excited when they see all the hits on their page! It's a miracle!
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BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!! OMG Stoney, just the thought of that made me burst into a fit of insane laughter. AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH *breaths*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
It's like they stole their act right off SNL.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Agie on September 17, 2008 - 5:14pm.
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YAH! OMG Agie.. let's break dance to "Let There Be Peace on Earth"
We can use communion wafers as pasties! It will be HOT!
You know those bitches were in their living rooms every night, practicing the lyrics and choreography to a casette in their sony jambox next to the plastic plant while their daughter Madison was at Bible Study and the tater tot casserole was cooking in the oven.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
LETS DANCE!
Put on your red shoes AND DAAAAAAAAANCE
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ubmitted by Fucking_Classy on September 17, 2008 - 4:13pm.
You know what's really disturbing? These three imbeciles spent HOURS rehearsing for that piece of shit and actually thought the final result looked pretty hip.
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I'll bet they all gave each other really awkward high-fives when they were done, too.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 5:11am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 17, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Oh and if you click on "return to selections", you can watch three more fucktastic videos!
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Go stand in the corner and think about what you just did.
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I know, I AM sorry, but I refuse myself to suffer alone here. Let me share my misery!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 17, 2008 - 5:13pm.
You know what's really disturbing? These three imbeciles spent HOURS rehearsing for that piece of shit and actually thought the final result looked pretty hip.
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Well, at least they're not on crack. It's actually kinda refreshing;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Where was this ridiculousness when I was in catholic school? I feel ripped off
You know what's really disturbing? These three imbeciles spent HOURS rehearsing for that piece of shit and actually thought the final result looked pretty hip.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by TITS on September 18, 2008 - 7:08am.
I don't think the synthesizer should have been labeled 'TRUTH', I mean isn't a synthesizer by it's very nature a lie?
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Welcome to born again Xtianity.
Wave ta-ta to sanity.
Camon! Blondie over there might cute under that smock...up next: Church Ladies Gone Wild!
Of course, we'd also have to look at the memaw on the right but that could be good for laughs, right?
She's prolly hot under there too, helmet head and all...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
They're going to be so excited when they see all the hits on their page! It's a miracle!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 17, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Oh and if you click on "return to selections", you can watch three more fucktastic videos!
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Go stand in the corner and think about what you just did.
They look like they work at a bank.
I put my hands on the screen while they were singing, and srsly, I think the holy spirit cured my hangnail.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 17, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 18, 2008 - 4:55am.
BWAHAHAHA WTF are you guys talking about that is the single most amazing thing I've seen in my entire life. It also helps that I was listening to Nirvana as I watched it LOL.
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LMAO! Now I SO gotta try it.
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bwahahaha. No nirvana in this house - will try with radiohead instead.
Oh and if you click on "return to selections", you can watch three more fucktastic videos!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Jezus: Hez inz my hart.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Stoney, I'm sure the men of the congregation don't find those women any more attractive than we do--dollars to donuts they're up at 3 a.m. secretly jacking to the Aubrey O'Day pole pictures.
Except for the moonwalker, who's downloading the Daniel Radcliffe Equus pics while crying and trying to pray away the gay.
I don't think the synthesizer should have been labeled 'TRUTH', I mean isn't a synthesizer by it's very nature a lie?
You know MK, there are things i should be doing, like cleaning up, emptying the litter box, making breakfast/lunch.... YOU'RE NOT HELPING!! :D kiss kiss
(i ♥ this place)
That guy is a neanderthal in a suit.
I'll bet that guy goes home at night to a battered-up Real Doll and a scratched and dull mechete.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Nightmares are made of this, I swear.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I did get gay vibes from that douche. And seriously. How the fuck do dudes find those women attractive? I guess the same way those Mormons can fuck each other wearing the pilgrim dresses.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*giggles to self*
Thank GOD I turned my sound off when I watched it!!! LOL.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 5:01pm.
That guy does have major "I'm gonna rape you" eye.
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Dude is the original American Psycho, it's true.
But the singing was...did they CHOOSE those harmonies? Cuz they stuck with em like they were chosen but they sure din't SOUND chosen.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
The Way International...so easy a caveman can do it
The 'elders' of the church were mumbling through their dentures, "this is too sexual for church. all that vibrating and gyrating. I don't like it, no sirree bob."