This Is What I'm Missing Out On

Every Sunday when I'm not going to church, this is the amazingness (yes, amazingness) I'm missing out on. If I wasn't threatened by a meteor hitting me before even entering the building, I would definitely go to The Way International Church in Ohio and witness this for myself.

These three individuals have moves that I've only seen in underground dance videos from the 80s. The dude's dance break is what electric dreams are made of. He does the cabbage patch, the moonwalk and the wave! The renewed mind IS the key. And so is totally awesome dance moves.

I seriously want to find these people, bring them to my apartment and hide them in my bathroom. When the executives at Disney see this, they are going to want to turn them into superficial prostitots. I can't let that happen!

I couldn't find this video on YouTube or anywhere else, so click here to see it. You have to click.

Thanks Jenna

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:04pm.

Why is it that the creepy bible thumpers (I said the creepy ones) are always smiling, ear to ear, like Pod people invaded them and that is the only expression they know how to make?

*shudders*

*nick hair stands up*

Submitted by senoritame on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:04pm.

I think someone had to find an outlet to cure himself of his gay feelings, choreography is his peen.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:03pm.

I'm sorry but the words to that song and their cultlike squareness really fucking scarea me. God didn't give you power to rule over other people so sit the fuck down you fucking robots!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:02pm.

Sarah Palin thinks that dancing was waaaaaay too sexy. The dude in the middle could get both of them pregnant flailing around like that. She oughta know, that's how Bristol got knocked up. It's true. She swears. That's how it happened. Bristol doesn't even know she has a yes yes hole.

Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:02pm.

this shit is the work of the devil!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:02pm.

Just the mere thought of MK, at home surfing the net for shit like this, then upon finding it giggling like a mad bitch, and then posting such gold for us, makes me LMFAO!

Love you MK!

Submitted by No Words on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:02pm.

Submitted by Stoney on September 17, 2008 - 2:57pm.

Look really closely, folks. These are the people voting for Sarah Palin.
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Oh.My.Gwad. You are right.
I'm scared! Hold me!

Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:01pm.

LOL I can't stop looking at this I wonder if they do birthday parties and weddings? That guy does have major "I'm gonna rape you" eye.

Submitted by dbella on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:01pm.

I don't have sound on my computer at work, so I have to watch it again when I get home. It was especially surreal watching it in silence. I particularly like the Vanna White-esque hand gesture (to the side, to the front). In the future I'm going to try to incorporate that gesture into my life on a daily basis.

I am SO making my kids watch this when I get home.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 18, 2008 - 4:55am.
BWAHAHAHA WTF are you guys talking about that is the single most amazing thing I've seen in my entire life. It also helps that I was listening to Nirvana as I watched it LOL.

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LMAO! Now I SO gotta try it.

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Submitted by cake batter on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:01pm.

Oh shit though now I have that song in my head. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! That is how they get you!

Submitted by Boob3rries on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:00pm.

I'm afraid Tom Cruise might find this mean...um..marketable.

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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:00pm.

Boot moves in the LORDS house!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 5:00pm.

They probably served tuna casserole and punch at the rehearsals.

Submitted by No Words on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:59pm.

These people are possessed, and not the fun "Exorcist" kind of possessed.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:59pm.

Oh man, I laughed so hard I cried.

Jesus must be pretty pissed, though.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:58pm.

That keyboard player thinks he's so smooth...

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon

Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:58pm.

Submitted by cake batter on September 17, 2008 - 4:54pm.
That. Was. Awesome.

You guys who didn't get all the way through--go back! You missed the best part of the dude's boot moves!

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Okay I did it! But I feel really uncomfortable. Like I just accidentally saw my dad nekkid or something.

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:57pm.

Look really closely, folks. These are the people voting for Sarah Palin.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:57pm.

I have never been more proud to be an Ohio native!!!

Little known fact...the "city" of this little church has 891 people....

The racial makeup is 98.54% White...

Git er done!

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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:57pm.

Hahaha!. That's quite hilarious!. I can't stop giggling like a dumb one. But that dude has a serious Neanderthal face, man!!. I half expected him to go berzerk with his club and "uggah uggah" at the camera.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Submitted by jillybeans on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:57pm.

My favorite were the sound fx- that echo of the word "reality" and there kickass backup band.

They give you crazy eyes, though. I hope I don't start telling people of "the present truth"

Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:56pm.

AHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

IM SO GLAD I USE TO DO ACID!

I am prepared for visual events of this nature.

Jesus help me!

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Submitted by Karma Police on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:56pm.

LOL @ Count Chocula.

And the brunette looks like Katie Holmes.

Submitted by Cindyloo on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:56pm.

When I saw that pic, my first thought was, "stop in the name of love".

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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:55pm.

BWAHAHAHA WTF are you guys talking about that is the single most amazing thing I've seen in my entire life. It also helps that I was listening to Nirvana as I watched it LOL.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:54pm.

That's the cheesiest thing I've ever seen! Even for church, that is hella cheesy. I bet they think they were super keen and awesome with those nifty dance steps. I'm scared!

Who posted about "hug me Jesus"?? Yeah, I need a Jesus hug after that!

Submitted by cake batter on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:54pm.

That. Was. Awesome.

You guys who didn't get all the way through--go back! You missed the best part of the dude's boot moves!

That was the funniest video I've seen since Brenda Dickson.

Submitted by Cinnie on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 4:54pm.

That was the craziest, corniest, whitest shit I've ever seen. Gah.