Jessica Simpson Has The Number One Album.....
.....on the country music charts. I'm surprised it sold even 1 copy, let alone 65,000 copies. Jessica Simpson's album Do You Know (without the question mark) also debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard Top 100. Metallica's Death Magnetic was No. 1 with 490,000 copies.
Jessica's last album sold 101,000 copies in its first week. It ended up selling around 300,00 copies total. Her album before that sold 2.9 million copies.
Papa Joe must have gotten a shit load of air miles from his credit card after buying 50,000 copies of the big-tittied frog's record. Honestly. After being tortured by Jessica's cuntry croak all last week, who would spend their hard-earned dollars on that shit?
'll admit that I listened to the whole album for research purposes. YES. Research. I can't remember one song from that crap. I'd rather listen to see Shania Twain's Come on Over for the rest of my days than have to listen to Jessica's bore songs one more time.
Shut up! I know what you're thinking. That Don't Impress Me Much is a hot song and you know it.
WOW, ppl actually bought her album? SMH
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
I want her to fail in the worst way
_Submitted by Rocket on September 18, 2008 - 8:35am.
Where's a fucking frozen pole when you need one?
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I think it's in the Aubrey O'Day thread. Blech.
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Where's a fucking frozen pole when you need one?
SHANIA! not the big tittied frogs caterwailing!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
i like it too MK, it's our secret shame...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
This is just the beginning...Britneys shitty ass album will be #1 then we will get another God awful Christina album that will be #1. The shit never ends what the hell are you Americans listening to? How the fuck do you all think this i good 'music'? I am so confused as to how people in other countries HATE this shit and refuse to hear it but here in America its all over the place. Radio dj's should lose their jobs for failure to do their jobs, I know they get TONS of HOT ASS MUSIC from TONS of artists around the world yet the only artists Americans get to hear and in turn support are these stupid half ass, half retarded, no talent degenerates. I swear. When my friends come to visit they cant help but laugh at us, this crap is not music its just American torture. People need to get their ears checked.
'In the whites of his eyes theres a supersonic vibe you can tell by his tears hes a warrior who cries He's Supersonic. I think hes supersonic.'
Supersonic- Jamiroquai
Submitted by Snoogle on September 18, 2008 - 7:18am.
Not just yet...when she gets a Grammy I'm wearing the 'End is Nigh' sandwichboard.
p.s. love the avi!
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Gather your tin foil hats and meet me in the fall out shelter. It is the end of times.
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Submitted by missy on July 24, 2008 - 9:47am.
I officially deem this day to be: What The Fuck Is Wrong With People Day
Man her tongue is fat and gross.
I guess country music fans have terrible taste in music. I need you nooooooooowwww... ( my tongue sticking out) I hate that song !
I suspect someone on this thread supported this slut's cuntry ambitions.
Shame on you!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
check out sasquatch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zI6jADB4w&feature=related
what does she doing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dXGj_-orxw&NR=1
here's another one just because i love you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n5tU9J4h-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAYWPV3F41Y&feature=related
this was a really inspiring enlightened child waxing poetic about the current state of affairs. you have to watch it....
When your singing career is failing you go to country or christian radio.She is a loser on her way out.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
why her album is at no.1 see best and worst dressed celebrity of 2008 at www.entertainroom.com
Someone needs to jam that tongue down her throat. She is a freaking tard...
Chestica sucks more than any bitch in the world. Can't someone slightly less retarded take her place as the blonde bimbot in the music biz? P.S. MK dlisted is the best shit ever written.
She only sold 100,000 albums becuse right now there isn't anything else out. I listen to country and no one I know can stand her.
She shoudln't get too excited. I think the only people who want this piece of shit cd are the ones who picked it up Tuesday.
I love me some Shania Twain, don't hate!
I heard Jessica Simpson sing on GMA and the song SUCKED. It wasn't the topic of the song, it was her singing! It was horrible and out of tune! She is pop, she always will be and she didn't even do that well.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
All I have to say about Queen Sucksalotofdick is that well hillbillies know how to pick em'. She's God's gift to rednecks everywhere. Short on brains, but huge on tits. She can't shut up and put up like nobody's business so yeah she's a punta to most Dlisters, but ask Bubba and em' and they would say only this: Show us yer TITS. Over and Over again.
Would somebody please just rip out Jessica's damn tongue. She does that after every performance now like it's cute or something. It's unprofessional and it's getting old. Suck that tongue back in your stupid head, bitch!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 10:36pm.
jussayin, I am embarrassed, and it pains me to say this, but I like the two singles Solange has released. I think they're fun, and really good...
...but did you buy the poor child's album? lol
and don't be embarrassed, her album IS better! her attitude though....
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Metallica. How 80's.
chestica has a number one? It's not april fools... what gives?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Just when I think pop music can't be tamed,
enter....METALLICA!!!!!
EAT IT AND WORSHIP POPTARTS!!!!!
HORNS UP FUCKERS!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
jussayin, I am embarrassed, and it pains me to say this, but I like the two singles Solange has released. I think they're fun, and really good...
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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Submitted by James Haven on September 17, 2008 - 10:27pm.
d.a.! MuAh!
Long time no see!
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James, my love! *kisses* How are you this evening?
ON TOPIC: Hate this bitch.
I admire and like Shania Twain enormously, and I normally can't stand country music. Jessica Simp....not so much.(read: at all.)
dang I just realized she sold more than Solange.....
*giggles*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
d.a.! MuAh!
Long time no see!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 10:22pm.
LCT at night......interesting......how are ya?
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Tiiiiired. I have to stop putting lavender in the bath and chasing it with a glass of milk
Night sexies.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
MrPres, I KNEW you tried! heehee
LCT at night......interesting......how are ya?
I cannot believe her album is No 1......ugh.....she's NOT going away any time soon.
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Hi Jamesy!
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SmOOches LCT!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Hi Jamesy!
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SmOOches LCT!
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Buy an album..a little more cleavage, a little more tongue...free. Papa Joe came back 60,000 times.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 17, 2008 - 10:05pm.
PSL, all of Aubrey's hotness could not fit on a 150x150 pixel avie. ;o)
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Hi Jamesy!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I think I would be skeered to have my hands in Brad Pitt's pants, for many many reasons
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
This just proves that at least 65,000 inbred rednecks got their welfare checks this week, despite the hurricane.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by jussayin on September 17, 2008 - 10:41pm.
You can trust James Haven, but he must admit when doing the laundry he oftens keeps the change he finds in Brad's pants.
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Oh Lord, LCT and speakit!
Either way i wanted to go on the forums crazyland to be able to talk to you guys in more private sort of way but whatever. At any risk I might run my siggy is one of my sites (I have many) and the caption of that one (old) first picture is the email you are able to contact me the easiest and the fastest.
Care to click? Go ahead.
That was my only intention on the forums. But I will try and stay away from that place.
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James Haven can clean my house anytime cuz I trust James Haven....
and plus it needs cleaning *hangs head in shame*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 17, 2008 - 10:37pm.
SmOOches Tig!
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Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 10:32pm.
OH Yeah James... tell us about that, that's some nasty allegations. Is your sister really that disgusting?
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Nasty allegations? James Haven knows none of this. What are they saying?
It's probably Jennifer Anniston behind it!
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James Haven totally wants to tongue kiss me...*sticking tiger tongue out in a suductive manner*....What? What? Where are you going James Haven????? Wow, I haven't seen Pink Vespa dust like that since the last time MK ate Taco Bell and perused Liberace's Ebay estate....*sigh*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 17, 2008 - 10:31pm.
James Haven
Funny papa joe's other ugly daughter had a shotgun wedding
Anyway, tell me about Brangelina's dirty mansion!
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Evening Miss Priss
Everyone knows Papa Joe don't care what Ashlee does. Jessica is his favorite.
As for Angie's mansion being dirty! James Haven cleans it! There isn't an ounce of dirt to be found. Ok. That's if you don't include Brad.
Angie doesn't want hired help. She doesn't trust anyone but James Haven with the cleaning supplies.
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Mr President, I was sure you'd have pole licking Aubrey as your new avie......lol
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I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
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