Jessica Simpson Has The Number One Album.....
.....on the country music charts. I'm surprised it sold even 1 copy, let alone 65,000 copies. Jessica Simpson's album Do You Know (without the question mark) also debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard Top 100. Metallica's Death Magnetic was No. 1 with 490,000 copies.
Jessica's last album sold 101,000 copies in its first week. It ended up selling around 300,00 copies total. Her album before that sold 2.9 million copies.
Papa Joe must have gotten a shit load of air miles from his credit card after buying 50,000 copies of the big-tittied frog's record. Honestly. After being tortured by Jessica's cuntry croak all last week, who would spend their hard-earned dollars on that shit?
'll admit that I listened to the whole album for research purposes. YES. Research. I can't remember one song from that crap. I'd rather listen to see Shania Twain's Come on Over for the rest of my days than have to listen to Jessica's bore songs one more time.
Shut up! I know what you're thinking. That Don't Impress Me Much is a hot song and you know it.
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So, was I the only one who saw Chestica on Rachel "Yum-O!!" Ray's twatathon TV show ths week? Chesty said her signature perfume would mask "passing gas" in an elevator. Klassy, so klassy.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
nudity is NOT the answer...
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Just pose nude already!
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I thought she was recently booed when she was onstage?
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Clarisse - welllllll, they ARE poisoning our pets food, toys and baby formula!
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Don't forget our pharmaceuticals
So to summarise this album sold much, much worse than skanky's last album, which was a massive flop and drove her to pretend to be country. But, no other country singers released album's this week, so tranny's album topped the chart. she needs to stop humiliating herself and give it up.
Submitted by Bella on September 17, 2008 - 7:17pm.
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Conservation/Wildlife Biology? That's friggin awesome! save the planet, please? kkthxbai
Submitted by TITS on September 17, 2008 - 6:26pm.
You´re very puzzled by that notion :) The main reason I´m considering Calgary is the surroundings, I´m studying biology and want to take masters in conservation/wildlife biology and therefore I think the proximity to the Rockies is a big plus. But I will be looking into other schools in Kanada as well.
And I´m from Iceland by the way.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on September 17, 2008 - 4:03pm.
Why would anyone buy anything in the age of skype and limewire
oh and bit torrent
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Yup. The model is changing. Kinda fun to see the fat cat record moguls squirm. Hollywood too.
Those huge fuck off million dollar salaries are going to soon be a thing of the past.
fuck - wrong thread, wrong tard.
Why would anyone buy anything in the age of skype and limewire
oh and bit torrent
FAIL!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Two outstretched tongues in one day is too much.
Speakit - The song "Master of Puppets" was my theme song for my party years. I love it.
One and Welcome Home are two of my faves.
Clarisse - welllllll, they ARE poisoning our pets food, toys and baby formula!
Oh i wish M.E.
You know *upcoming rant* I deal with people all over the world. Germany, France, United Kingdom, Switzerland, Brazil, Spain and i never have trouble from anybody but the Chinese!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!
*rant over*
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by M.E. on September 17, 2008 - 6:40pm.
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One is still, to me, one of the BEST videos. I've never really liked metal, but I like Metallica.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Boobs!
"But the whole point there was for you to get..ahem..a way to contact me"
Haaa! Ima Dork!!!!
In my own defense, i am going on hour #13 here at work and i still have to call China in 45 minutes.
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Cream of sum yung guy??????
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 4:38pm.
LOL those puppies are natural. now they are bigger and saggy, mind you.
But the whole point there was for you to get..ahem..a way to contact me (see caption of the photo).
And yeah I'm gonna have to do that. After my reply he said: Sorry, my Queen. i promise I will do whatever you ask me to.
yeah well words are pretty and like ashes, they get fucking blown with the wind, twat!
EDIT: Jessica SAMPSON. I fucking love Weird Al.
part 1 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGJoAMFdMw
part 2 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=vy2pd9EysHw&feature=related
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http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Boobs!
"But the whole point there was for you to get..ahem..a way to contact me"
Haaa! Ima Dork!!!!
In my own defense, i am going on hour #13 here at work and i still have to call China in 45 minutes.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by Bella on September 17, 2008 - 3:41pm.
japan? denmark? nz?
Big tittied frog with her tongue out catching flies for dinner. I'll take Shania over this thing anyday.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Thanks for the tips, I´ll keep them in mind. And since I live in a country that´s always on top lists over the most expensive countries in the world, Calgary can only be an improvement in that department... :)
Speakit - One is 7 minutes 2 seconds.
That is the song that made me like Metallica. LOL. My best friend in HS really wanted me to like them, so he made me a cassette with that song, over and over, both sides. Tortured me with it till I liked it. LOL.
The Master of Puppets album is the BEST to work out to. Get's your shit AMPED!
Boobs,
"Sweetie, why the attitude?" UGH! They are SO utterly clueless!!!! If he askes that again when you are in the same room, walk over, grab his hand and shove it down your pants.
I clickd! Those are some impressive puppies!!
On topic. Jessica sucks.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
okay, wait.. it's not that I really love that song as much as it's just that I used to get high listening to that song.
Isn't 'One' that long, if not longer? I love that song.
If you go back to Metallica's "And Justice for All" album, the songs are long too. Same with "Master of Puppets".
Welcome Home is 6 1/2 minutes.
*remembering HS*
Submitted by bisou on September 17, 2008 - 3:13pm.
oh god. Yeah I don't live there any longer but did from age 9 to 23. It will take years before I'm normal again.
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And the food SUCKED. There is no greater sin that a city can commit in my opinion. Only good thing were the Licks burgers - and the help had to sing when you ordered.
I swore if I had to listen to the immigrant song on the radio one more time I'd leave. I did.
Clarisse,
Clarisse, click on my linky on my siggy.
Mwah!
EDIT
this was the reply to his question "Sweetie, why the attitude?"
Subject: RE: Are you there
Am I a bit snarky? yeah
Not all that trusty? yeah
Is it gonna pass? yeah
Do I want a smoke? YEAH
Do I need regular sex? YES. FUCK YES. PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU. MAKE ME FEEL ALL PRETTY AND SEXY AND WHOREZY. PLEASE.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
I'll let my son listen to it on youtube and if he likes it.....
Wherever I May Roam is still one of my fave jams.
Bella - why? why? If you're an insane skier and/or hiker sure, but if not... well... why? would you want to go to school in AB? Do you really want to wear a shirt that reads 'U of A'? I'd rec Toronto, Montreal or Halifax for uni.
clarisse - Oink.
Submitted by speakit on September 17, 2008 - 6:18pm.
I'll probably buy Metallica's new one for my son.
Has anyone heard it? Is there a single out from it?
I bought it and love it, the single is the day that never comes...but it should be titled the song that never ends, all the songs on the album are reeeeealllly long. But I still love the entire album.
speakit
The single is shite in my opinion. VERY un-Metallica. I've heard a few other tracks and they aren't bad.
Boobs,
Oh...you think boy is dumpin else where?? That's shit.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
I'll probably buy Metallica's new one for my son.
Has anyone heard it? Is there a single out from it?
I listen to hip hop and r&b almost exclusively but I LOVE Shania. I can't explain it.
Who the hell is wasting their money on Frog Warbler's album?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
That makes me want to go out and buy five copies of anything else in the known universe.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Anonymous Q on September 17, 2008 - 6:08pm.
People aren't buying music like they used to so I'm not surprised. But 65,000 copies ain't multi-platinum. It's a flop so far. I hope the sales end there cause I can't stand this bitch.
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It's like when publishing houses or politically-inclined honchos buy thousands of books so that they'll shoot to the NYT bestseller list. I think daddy Simpson with the record company agreed to buy the 60K to stir up interest or get a fire going because everything she's done has been a bust and she fucks up again she's nothing but a sad copy of Paris Hilton -- someone trying to stay famous from their alleged sex life.
Submitted by Bella on September 17, 2008 - 4:09pm.
In my very own and naive opinion, yes. Calgary is a very nice place to live. Watch out for Stelmach and his crazy shit cause he sounds like he might be very well ruling out the Dlisted Forums (that's his level of idiocy). It is a very expensive city though. Do NOT go and live in the NE or SE...or the NW full of snobby assholes and overpriced houses.
TITS
Balls either hang low or high depending on the temperature and what they want, that we all know. Now, the SIZE. When you're accumulating cum like a fucka, they do get bigger, at the point of getting veiny and bluish. Whoever wants to discuss this, will get a slap. because I know needy peen when I see it, and balls have never lied to me before.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:55pm.
you are so right...pasty cline and jessica are not be compared ever...that's why i was highly offended when this twit was on the grand ole opry with her boobs out...that's the same stage patsy was on...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by TITS on September 17, 2008 - 5:07pm
oh god. Yeah I don't live there any longer but did from age 9 to 23. It will take years before I'm normal again.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
TITS,
I have one thing to say to you and that is this...
Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.
M'Kay.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 5:54pm.
I just have to take this opportunity to ask you about Calgary. I want to go abroad for my masters study and I´ve been looking at the university of Calgary, mainly because of the proximity to the Rockies. So is Calgary a good place to live?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Ha! I'm not Speakit. Dat chickie is way smarter than me.
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People aren't buying music like they used to so I'm not surprised. But 65,000 copies ain't multi-platinum. It's a flop so far. I hope the sales end there cause I can't stand this bitch.
i remain blissfully ignorant of the Forum. there's enough fun right out here. no more drama necessary.
OT: Your brain on (contemporary) country music: "tsssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee." flatline.
Submitted by bisou on September 17, 2008 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 2:54pm
at least you're not from Ottawa.
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truly a maxim for our time.
once lived there. (hangs head in shame). cold dreary day. standing on street waiting for bus with others. across street big man in plaid jacket behaving strangely. looks closer. big man in plaid jacket walking KITTEN ON A LEASH. (you can imagine the tricks the kit was getting up to - lying down, climbing up his back). I pointed this out to the people standing around me - not a single fucker laughed or even cracked a smile. I was crying laughing!!!
That is ottawa in a nutshell.
Submitted by No Words on September 17, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Okay, while we are on "off topic"...
Been to the forum to read...have never posted...it all looks like a complete mess ruled by a couple of crazies. Am I right?
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Absolutely, 100%. And sadly some of them infest these posts with the batshit crazy business too. While claiming to be innocent. Just wait.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?