Jessica Simpson Has The Number One Album.....
.....on the country music charts. I'm surprised it sold even 1 copy, let alone 65,000 copies. Jessica Simpson's album Do You Know (without the question mark) also debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard Top 100. Metallica's Death Magnetic was No. 1 with 490,000 copies.
Jessica's last album sold 101,000 copies in its first week. It ended up selling around 300,00 copies total. Her album before that sold 2.9 million copies.
Papa Joe must have gotten a shit load of air miles from his credit card after buying 50,000 copies of the big-tittied frog's record. Honestly. After being tortured by Jessica's cuntry croak all last week, who would spend their hard-earned dollars on that shit?
'll admit that I listened to the whole album for research purposes. YES. Research. I can't remember one song from that crap. I'd rather listen to see Shania Twain's Come on Over for the rest of my days than have to listen to Jessica's bore songs one more time.
Shut up! I know what you're thinking. That Don't Impress Me Much is a hot song and you know it.
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Submitted by TITS on September 17, 2008 - 6:00pm.
Best advice ever. They've reached a new level of crazy paranoid hypocrisy in there. I seriously can't even read it anymore.
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oh. do tell. which 'group' or room or whatever they're called.
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The most recent thread in the Powder Room where they've been going on for hours about us all being the same person.
Bee are bee, heading home.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Ha! I'm not Speakit. Dat chickie is way smarter than me. So is Boobs!
*puts foil hat back on*
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 2:53pm.
I'm convinced it's "Men Gathered Together to Agree to be Flaming Assholes and Make Life Horrible for Their Significant Others" day.
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I totally should have gotten my bf a gift, because he is definitely celebrating this shit today
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Well said, speakit.
Is one of those thousands of alts Clarissalina? Or Lolo? Must be. We get along, after all.
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OMG don't insult Clarissalina or Lolo like that! :P
I was j/k. I only post as speakit. But I COULD make an alt because I don't care.
MGTAFAMLHTSO's day alright. it just doesn't bear a fact in my mind when your balls stay the same motherfucking size, you don't get a hard on not even with the strongest and most powerful of stimuli and you are 'tired'.
Yeah I'm tired too. of being a fucking Xmas ornament on your bed, Fucker.
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that's wasn't tmi, oh contraire, that was tLi.
This whole ball size thing intrigues me.
Okay, while we are on "off topic"...
Been to the forum to read...have never posted...it all looks like a complete mess ruled by a couple of crazies. Am I right?
On topic...
Can't stand Chestica. Can't stand country music.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Well, why do you think parts go missing so often? They're eating each other! Because they are themselves! And cannibals! Seriously, I can't go more than 4 minutes in the mind of a Forum Fucktard without needing psychological help.
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Don't torture yourself, my beesh! Just relax here with us sluts. Here--I've got an extra mojito. *hands LCT mojito*
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 2:54pm
at least you're not from Ottawa.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
LCT,
Yeh, i saw that yesterday when i was reading your message. Crazy shite man.
on topic. Patsy Cline = Legend. Jessucka Simpson = Talentless twat.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Well said, speakit.
Is one of those thousands of alts Clarissalina? Or Lolo? Must be. We get along, after all.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Best advice ever. They've reached a new level of crazy paranoid hypocrisy in there. I seriously can't even read it anymore.
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oh. do tell. which 'group' or room or whatever they're called.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 3:52pm.
I never did get my confirmation email to participate in the Forums so I'm still..safe?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 3:53pm.
I'm convinced it's "Men Gathered Together to Agree to be Flaming Assholes and Make Life Horrible for Their Significant Others" day.
MGTAFAMLHTSO's day alright. it just doesn't bear a fact in my mind when your balls stay the same motherfucking size, you don't get a hard on not even with the strongest and most powerful of stimuli and you are 'tired'.
Yeah I'm tired too. of being a fucking Xmas ornament on your bed, Fucker.
And I don't give a shit if that was TMI. it's a fucking Jessica Simpson thread so I will talk about whatever the fuck I want. At least it will be more interesting.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Ok, now that's just nonsense--if you and I were one person, I'd get into lots of trouble for having a zombie AND a vampire in my apartment!
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Well, why do you think parts go missing so often? They're eating each other! Because they are themselves! And cannibals! Seriously, I can't go more than 4 minutes in the mind of a Forum Fucktard without needing psychological help.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I have 45765413541 names on this blog.
Guess which ones? Guess? No, don't because it shouldn't fukking matter.
blogs/forums = unnecessary drama that is far too easy to get sucked into, because why? lack of life, boredom, stupidity, getting personally involved, idk High School mentality, it'll never change.
OnT: I'm gonna stick my tongue out right now.
okay, I like Patsy Cline and some other country classics; I also decided I like Shania after learning she lived in a castle in Austria with some weathly Euro (they are now separated, I believe).
Canada is cool to me... Sure it is literally cool, as in cold. But it is the home of some seriously great talents and a superior form of beer. in fact, it may become my new country depending on the results of fall elections... uh ha!!
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Calgary, Alberta..nonetheless hehe.
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How brave of you to come right out and admit it.
There there. You're amongst your internet friends now, you can tell us anything.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 5:52pm.
Ruh Roh Raggie!
Someone has been in the Forum again!! It's batshit crazy in dar LCT! You know that!!
Boobs! Stay outta the forum
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Best advice ever. They've reached a new level of crazy paranoid hypocrisy in there. I seriously can't even read it anymore.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Salem13 on September 17, 2008 - 2:34pm.
Are people really surprised? Music has been complete and utter SHIT for at least the last 10-15 years.
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Yup. Right around the time Bill Hicks died.
Coincidence? I think not.
Submitted by letinstar on September 17, 2008 - 4:53pm.
exactly...patsy's voice was so lush and gorgoeus...it actually sends chills through my body...
jessica makes my stomache cramp...
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Comparing Patsy Cline to Jessica Simpson is like comparing diamonds to those cheap little sparkly plastic beads you buy at the craft store.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by bisou on September 17, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Calgary, Alberta..nonetheless hehe.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 4:49pm.
Guess what? I'm also YOU, since we both have edible food in our names. And we get along. Isn't that funny, self?
Fuck, some people are so goddamn ridiculous I don't even know how they function.
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Ok, now that's just nonsense--if you and I were one person, I'd get into lots of trouble for having a zombie AND a vampire in my apartment!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 5:51pm.
I just cursed the hell out of hubby for not replying to an email in just about 2 hours and a half. When you are me, shit like that makes you trip after 12 days of absolutely no sex. But whatever. other than that I'm great (not).
Tim and Horton say Hi!
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I'm convinced it's "Men Gathered Together to Agree to be Flaming Assholes and Make Life Horrible for Their Significant Others" day.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 17, 2008 - 4:46pm.
i'm not fond of country music, but i do like patsy cline also...
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Her haunted voice was like sunshine dancing between the shadows of mighty oak trees.
exactly...patsy's voice was so lush and gorgoeus...it actually sends chills through my body...
jessica makes my stomache cramp...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Ruh Roh Raggie!
Someone has been in the Forum again!! It's batshit crazy in dar LCT! You know that!!
Boobs! Stay outta the forum.
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 4:33pm
Cowtown, Canada, sounds like a hip place yo. That's gotta be somewhere in Saskatchewan...not too far from Dog River I assume?
I really can't help liking Shania. Anything that comes out of Timmins must be stellar material.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I have Shania's greatest hits on my iPod. Jessucka can't touch the greatness that is Shania.
I'd pay to see her bumping uglies with Gene Simmons.
Order up kids!!!
*ice cold glass of purple drank for Hysteria*
*half empty jug of shine for Boobs*
*frosty mug of mio for Carrottopalina*
*aluminum foil hat for me to keep YMAtT outta my thoughts!*
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 3:48pm.
I just cursed the hell out of hubby for not replying to an email in just about 2 hours and a half. When you are me, shit like that makes you trip after 12 days of absolutely no sex. But whatever. other than that I'm great (not).
Tim and Horton say Hi!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Why is she always sticking her tongue out? My retarded cousin does the same thing.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 17, 2008 - 4:46pm.
i'm not fond of country music, but i do like patsy cline also...
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Her haunted voice was like sunshine dancing between the shadows of mighty oak trees.
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Damn. You REALLY like her. I used to listen to her on the daily but I think I burned myself out.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 17, 2008 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Oh, and I feel the need to inform you that EEG, myself, and Sugaroo are all the same person. Primarily because EEG and I are both from Canada and both use 'u's in some words, we must be the same person.
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Ha! You must also be Ike from South Park, then! Kookamacker!
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Guess what? I'm also YOU, since we both have edible food in our names. And we get along. Isn't that funny, self?
Fuck, some people are so goddamn ridiculous I don't even know how they function.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
What the fuck is going on now?
What drama am I not understanding here?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Submitted by letinstar on September 17, 2008 - 4:46pm.
i'm not fond of country music, but i do like patsy cline also...
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Her haunted voice was like sunshine dancing between the shadows of mighty oak trees.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 17, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Heya LCT, how is this shitty ass Wednesday treating you?
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Well, I just had a maple pecan danish from Timmy Ho's, so that's all good, and am excited to go home and get into PJ's and have a sammy. How about you?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Thanks on the confirmation.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Oh, and I feel the need to inform you that EEG, myself, and Sugaroo are all the same person. Primarily because EEG and I are both from Canada and both use 'u's in some words, we must be the same person.
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Ha! You must also be Ike from South Park, then! Kookamacker!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
i'm not fond of country music, but i do like patsy cline also...
jessica sux...that is all...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Clareeeeeese--I can't help it. I hear the lambs screaming in your head and I'm drawn to it!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 17, 2008 - 3:43pm.
wut?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Speakit: I loves me some Patsy Cline, too...and I'm not one for country music!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
OH.. I don't know why but another country song I liked popped in my head.. Something in Red by Lori Morgan.
I guess I don't hate country as much as I thought BUT nothing listen worthy has been out in a really long time, and even still, there's not that much.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 18, 2008 - 5:34am.
Are people really surprised? Music has been complete and utter SHIT for at least the last 10-15 years. The last good thing to come out was Grunge, after that it was that horrorable teenybopper resurgence that came out in the late 90s.
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I say nothing good came after alt rock. The late 90's were bad enough with the spice girls and shitney, but now I think things are even worse with emo and this godawful 80's revival.
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Heya LCT, how is this shitty ass Wednesday treating you?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
Oh, and I feel the need to inform you that EEG, myself, and Sugaroo are all the same person. Primarily because EEG and I are both from Canada and both use 'u's in some words, we must be the same person.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 4:38pm.
What in Patsy Cline hell is going on in this world that this no talent twat sells 60,000 records?!!?
Fuck!! This world is going to hell. Jessucka has a number one album, Palin is a VP runner.
Fuck!! I need a drink.
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Hell yeah! I'll drink to that . . . some nice purple drank!
You sloots are so effing seksey.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Listening to country music all day will drive you insane. trust.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 17, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Shall we get a jug and share?
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
YMAtT,
Get outta ma head!!!
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I don't want to see a melancholy peen onstage. -M.K.