Jessica Simpson Has The Number One Album.....
.....on the country music charts. I'm surprised it sold even 1 copy, let alone 65,000 copies. Jessica Simpson's album Do You Know (without the question mark) also debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard Top 100. Metallica's Death Magnetic was No. 1 with 490,000 copies.
Jessica's last album sold 101,000 copies in its first week. It ended up selling around 300,00 copies total. Her album before that sold 2.9 million copies.
Papa Joe must have gotten a shit load of air miles from his credit card after buying 50,000 copies of the big-tittied frog's record. Honestly. After being tortured by Jessica's cuntry croak all last week, who would spend their hard-earned dollars on that shit?
'll admit that I listened to the whole album for research purposes. YES. Research. I can't remember one song from that crap. I'd rather listen to see Shania Twain's Come on Over for the rest of my days than have to listen to Jessica's bore songs one more time.
Shut up! I know what you're thinking. That Don't Impress Me Much is a hot song and you know it.
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What in Patsy Cline hell is going on in this world that this no talent twat sells 60,000 records?!!?
Fuck!! This world is going to hell. Jessucka has a number one album, Palin is a VP runner.
Fuck!! I need a drink.
Dlisted Drama Cafe ANYONE!?!?!?
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AWWW don't bring up Patsy. Okay, I do love her. And some of Dolly Parton's old stuff.
Dearest Chestica:
For a successful life in acceptance with our Lord, follow the instructions:
1) Open your mouth.
2) Stick out your tongue.
3) Close your mouth.
Once you are done this process, proceed by collecting the remaining parts of your body and go back to your hole to never come out again.
Thank you very much.
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Patsy Cline must be spinning in her grave.
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"'ll admit that I listened to the whole album for research purposes."
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HaaHaaahaaahaaa Michael K, you might of well have said research for a movie.
Whoa...Theres a lot of masochists out there
That bitch sticks her tongue out way too fukn much!
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Are people really surprised? Music has been complete and utter SHIT for at least the last 10-15 years. The last good thing to come out was Grunge, after that it was that horrorable teenybopper resurgence that came out in the late 90s.
Submitted by bisou on September 17, 2008 - 3:23pm.
I hate country music, I despise it. YET...I'm all for canadian =(
So I understand.
EDIT: The fact that I live in Cowtown does not help much I think.
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I'll take Shania's speaking over Jewell's yodeling any day, any time.
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
That picture's grossing me out. I hate seeing people's tongues and now I've had to look at two whores' tongues in one afternoon.
When will she just choke on daddy's chowder? I'm just done with her redneck circus sideshow. If she spent one ounce of the energy on voice lessons that she spends on promoting her desperate whore "love life" she might actually carry a note for 2 seconds.
Listening to country music makes me feel like I have beer breath and smell like cigarette smoke.
It's all pop with a twang to me.
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speakit, LMFAO! And she sounds like a huge dork when she says it, too.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 17, 2008 - 5:28pm.
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LOL! I hate that when people talk in their songs, too!
Oh god no, Shaman Twain sucks just as much as big tittied frog. EWWWWW I can't stand either one. Who the fuck talks in their song? "OK, so you're not Brad Pitt." Whatfuckingever. ugh.
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When a bimbo with no singing ability has the number one country album, the terrorists have won.
And Joe Simpson has too much power.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Shania is much hotter and has talent.
I don't like country music either but I still like Shania (but probably more just cause she's Canadian). Come on people you can't not like "Don't Be Stupid" or "Honey I'm Home" or "She's Not Just a Pretty Face"....okay fine maybe it's just me. Yeehaw.
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This album should come with a free DIY sterilization kit.
Just sayin'.
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"Ok so youre Pikachu, that dont impress me much"
Love it~!
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That Don't Impress Me Much IS A HOT SONG....
and Come on over IS a good album...
you see? seeling your soul to the xtians would give you the 16th minute of fame....
*running off to practice with caveman..*
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I loathe country music
HAHAHAHA! MK LIKES SHANIA TAINT!!
ok, I so kick ass at karaokeing (?) Who's bed have your boots been under? but I still don't like country music.. I DON"T. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME