Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'
Good morning! How did you do sleep? Like shit? Yeah, me too. Hopefully, this video of Vadge falling on her memaw ass in concert can cheer you up a bit. Your mother might have told you it wasn't nice to laugh at people when they fall on their muscled-up asses, but she was lying. It is funny and it's ok to laugh. If you don't, one of Vadge's muscles will deflate and you don't want that.
If I were you, I'd watch the video with the sound turned off. The sounds coming from it aren't pretty and it made my dog hide under the couch. And I'm pretty sure that guitar is getting sexually violated in public. I'm surprised the guitar didn't break from Vadge rubbing her roided-up vagina and ass cheeks all over it. I also think that's what it looks like when she does sexy times with Guy Ritchie. He just lies there like the guitar, paralyzed with fear.
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To be fair, I hate it when anyone uses the guitar as a penile extension. However, THAT was funny. I had to turn the sound off after the first 2 seconds though. The cats were looking at me like I'd lost my freaking mind - like *I* was making that racket?!?
So she learned guitar a couple albums ago... shit, honey that does NOT qualify you as a guitar goddess. I will admit I love her but she is fucking embarrassing... damn. If I want good chick rock music I'll go listen to Hole. (say what you will - that crazy crackie Courtney makes damn good music)
Oh for Chrissakes! Congrats, Vadge, you can play an E chord!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I don't even know what to say to that. I guess she doesn't watch her concerts to see what she looks like or maybe she pays someone to watch and they're telling her how awesome she looks while laughing their ass off!
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OMG! Jimi Hendrix is rolling over in his grave right now. She wasnt facing the audience cuz she did want them to know she was even playing. Probably had someone behind the stage doing it for her. At 50 y.o., humping the guitar like that, what a fucking joke she his. Her falling on her ass was the perfect ending to her ridiculous performance.
I seriously NEED to know which Madonna song requires all that rockstar humping guitar guzzing pitiful display of 50+ trying to be Jimi. Really really curious. Anyone piss away $300 to make my morning?
My God that sucked! Now we are supposed to believe she is this big guitar player!!!!! I saved my money and passed on making Vadge a little richer.
That made my day! Would have been a lot better if she would have not been able to get up.
Bless her bitter heart.........she has to dry hump a guitar to get her jollies off!
BWAHAHHAAAA!!!
She's the embarrassing mom who thinks she's cool.
Bless her heart, she still thinks she's 25. Girlfriend, LET IT GO. We all age.
I guess playing the guitar makes her "edgy"? Hm.
why was she humping a guitar? was it because at this point, is that all she can feel in that gaping maw she calls a vagina?
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Why did I watch that? Why!!??? I feel icky now.
Her falling down didn't make up for it either, lol.
I certainly hope this dotard has a LifeAlert.
That was unbecoming of humanness, never mind womanliness. How can anyone stand to watch her embarrassing displays? Doesn't she know less is better? Titillation is better than blatant exposition?
that fall was so anti climatic! i needed something much more dramatic.
she is just horrible, why are people still paying for this??
That was fuckin horrid. She is no Jimi. I cant get over how fuckin lame that was, holy shit.
She gives political advice and then acts like this? Who the hell wants to take political advice, or ANY advice, from someone who humps a guitar onstage? What a dumbass. I mean, oh how very 'edgy' of her. Douche. Or is she a douchette?
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What the fuck was that all about? A Jimi Hendrix rip? I would really love to witness how she comes up with this shit and how she thinks it's relevant.
A bear mauling a child. Good one!
Bitch you aint Nirvana sit your crazy Wildenstein ass down and STFU!
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Oh yeah top of the f*cking mornin to all!
Wait... I have no reason to be a biotch this morning I'm getting some today...
Re-do: Good morning to all my friends I hope you have a wonderful day :) xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Wow! For someone who takes themselves so seriously, she really is comical.
Disappointing fall tho.
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WTF!!!! cannot even finish that f*cktastic display of f*ckery!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
g'morning~ hahaha! looks like it could've led into one of those, "i've fallen and i can't get up" kind of infomercials!
awww man.. I don't have any comment for anything. Do you know that means? I should be CONSTRUCTIVE. who wants to do that?
OnT: I said I don't have any comment, stop pressuring me! :)
Mornin'!
Morning, Hoarz.
She meant to do that.
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so embarassing, she looked like an old bear mauling a child.
sometimes i tape my self bating, then laugh my ass off later.
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Goooood morning MK!(nothing really good about it...yeah I'm grumpy today)
And I DID sleep like shit! My back is killing me this morning I slept wrong on it or something
Good morning ladies and gents of Dlisted!
hahahhahhaahhaha roided Vadge
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Ugh that crazy scene is like a bad extension of the weird dreams I had last night. WHY is she trying to fuck that guitar?
Hehehehe. Mornin' MK.
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Gah! Too early in the morning to watch Vadge dry humping a guitar.
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What the fuck is she doing to that beautiful guitar?
I was hoping for a bigger more humiliating wipeout for her...my karma does not usually allow for me to laugh when people fall but in the case of people like Madonna, Fishsticks, and Perez Hilton I make exceptions.
That poor guitar...It must feel so violated...
Submitted by buttoll on September 18, 2008 - 8:44am.
She looks sooooo freaking OLD!
really? cause that video is so crystal clear.. you can barely make out that its Madonna
morning to all!hehe. ummm what the fuck is she doing to the poor innocent guitar??!!! and I slept yes...like shit. thank you for asking
I actually slept pretty good, though it did take me a while to fall asleep.
She didn't fall very hard, which kind of took some of the enjoyment out of it for me.
And I think that guitar will need therapy. I don't know what she's doing to it, but it ain't right.
WTF was that? It's bad enough she's thrusting her crotch all the time but now she's humping guitars. LMAO at the old self-absorbed bitch falling on her ass!!! Too bad she didn't fall off the stage.
well she obviously isnt gettin any at home so she has to rape that guitar.
what a slag
Just when you think that woman can't get any more ridiculous, she does. Was she having some sort of seizure?
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Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Well, that shit kicked started my gag reflex and my vertigo. Great.
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She looks more like a toddler spazzing out because she can't have ice cream than a guitar player. Like, was that supposed to be 'edgy'? LOL
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what in the fuck was she doing before she bit it?!?!
she looked like an old dog trying to hump a guitar!!!
people pay $300 for that shit show???
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She looks sooooo freaking OLD!
moaning sluts.
wow, she sucks. hasn't she made enough money to just go away now?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Haaaahaaaa...did she break a hip?
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Holy Fuck! What was that? I'd rather hear Christ In Me a few hundred times. She's awful.
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How did I sleep? Who slept? Hands all who got laid last night!! LOL!!
My mom only said it wasn't funny to laugh at HER falling on her ass. She never said I couldn't laugh at other people. In fact she said "Just don't let them see you do it." Ok it wasn't her. It was the voice in my head.
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sluts?
man its early :(
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I DID sleep like shit last night!!
how did you know MK? :)
mornin dl sluts!!
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